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demelza:

demelza talk joor
why are you shying?

Morning to you all
This question is for both the Guys and Ladies..
Who is that nairaland you love "Quoting" and why?
=> Don't be shy... Mine is ****
...now i pass the Mic ..

Morning peeps
latest Samsung s40..Go grab yours ASAP!!
Its biGGer...Boldder and Better

Huh
rich men use doss tall tooth pick model girls mostly for show off ...
While the iya ibeji is @home with his kids

Bro jes wake up to her...ladies ain't vampire they dont bite... Follow ham yarn..
Alh 2dice dey your back like hunchBack

Solange3:
Tiger

and he call you
my pammy
*na joke i dey oo*b4 2 by 2 land for my face

MarieSucre:
They all look so good to eat. dang!!! well.. except dbanj in that first picture-- why is his lips like compass. and erm.. wande coal-- dude looks like night. and erm... dprince-- i don't just like the shape of his nose. and that fat guy at the back--- who are you?? and erm... the way donjazzy carved his front hair. shaaaaa they're all still delicious.

damn
vampire alert..

MrCork:
...bro can u cook?

yep..where are you from

MrCork:
...ok..so u came to Nairaland to find woman?.... Listen brother..quit tryina impresses me coz it ain't gonnna work (no oofense)

lols..now i know Mr.cork is one of nairaland greatest Troll of all time "no offense"

Zehner:
ehen! I no know *straight face*. Define SWAG?

Sorry dear..

typo error..i meant i like ladies that BraG *winks

adepiero:
Its very simple. if you read a story here and it has "The End" then it is false but if it doesn't end well then it is Real.

deep one..
Thanks amuch
One answer..but not yet convinced totally

Sorry dear..

typo error..i meant i like ladies that BraG *winks

MrCork:
...ok....u been readin stories all day..... We takit u finish yor school home work? Abi? (no oofense)

bro i don't do school...
So back to question..any answer?

Zehner:
can he serve me the shawarma "cold" and my kunu "hot" pls :p

cold what?? Damn
i like ladies with swaG...but shey you no say hot 'kuna' na 'Coco' sha

Zehner:
no worry....i no need hijab, I need my "weave" to show *flips hair* #crossing my leg and sitting on my 3 legged chair! :p

hmnnn...no body to answer person quickly ni...
Bar man pass me One 'Sikiru'
and d cutie on tri-chair ... Kunu + shawama

krall:
who is that boy. That is identity theft. Who knows the atrocities that he has committed. Am average height, bald hair, pot belly(good living) and normal complexion. Anybody that is not like that is an imposter.

you can lie oo
is it not you who is skinny like 'Boy Alinco' ..with a rickRoss voice..
*no mind my Gbagaun oo

echobee:
Just passing

gotcha..

marshalcarter:
*sippin ma adoyo while waitin for oga@the top*

bro try adoyo + fufu..combo off life....so you dey tell me say you no sabi the answer bah

Zehner:
chei! All dis plastic chairs ehn!....Don't worry I can do Yoga so I will just suspend my weight a bit ..... *holding my breathe*

yoga...babe.. Better come join Alh.2dice on my holy mat...pls come with your ijab..as we wait dem bosss

Truth24:
Use Fani-kayode... He sure knows which one is forged and which is not
Sai Gej
#GejMyVal

use Fani-kayode
as in..i should use him for...xperiment or Ritual?

krall:
why and how?

i got a friend with your moniker...lemme say he's a comedian..somethin tells me..you are not far from that

krall:
Today I will telling you how to differentiate true life stories from fantasy/fiction.
The first step is to assume the story is true.

hmnnn..evn your moniker don dey fear me

Zehner:
Okay let's wait for them to come tell us....... *grabs chair*

aiite
the chair you sitten on..one leg dey shake oo..

Hey peeps
have been reading alot of write ups..here on this Romance section...The problem i got is i feel most stories are fake..
My point is how will you knw he/she is trolling??

SweetyZinta:
Then so be it.

hmmnnn..you sound like an introvert tho..btw
its nice meeting you

divineRx:
I'm single cos i've nt yet found a man dat has rily caught my attention nd i like so much,al f dem re jst dere 2 av fun wit u

hmmnnn Dear
don't wait too long ooh try and work towards it...or possible drag Mr.left to the Right position
#Lobatan

Enockia:
she belives she makes her own destiny

lol bro
wait...let hearrit from her mouth

SweetyZinta:
Am still single because..,....,..


Am a practicing muslim but can't find a good muslim brother to marry.


Am patiently waiting!!!

what if you are not destined to marry sum1 from your religion??

pretydiva:
Jst forgive d both of dem. Accept ur friend back, but breakup wif dat cheat of a girl friend

only if the story is true..he might be trolling tho

What the name of the movie oo?
wait... Desmond Elliot was the Cameroon Friend abi..
*

cynthiaokaka:
English

that cool
you got any of your song
i would love to listen to..also upcoming like you