₦airaland Forum

Durenttt:
wertin?

gimme your bae number

Laveda:

talk joor ...No lemme send PM to my fellow guy

Philoo1:
Last month BVN tussle made me enter the bank. only 4 me to sight this beautiful ajebo lady cool and sweet nt like our own here(mke i use pigin talk) nah folks like me weh no deh get shigai deh mk noise pass 4 bank went to d costomer care b4 i couid say pls,,,she looked at me and smile called me tony (abeg hw david take resemble tony)she told me we attended the same primary sch.i playd along thinking nah me ds bebe wan maga hw much i get b4?we exchang nos tins led to anoda we fell in love went to her fada's mansion my pple tat was wen i confirm tat she is really into me met her sisters and broda her mom aswel.Once ask her wot if am nt tony?She said tat is nt pos,,,mind u we don kongo wella,she just dnt get am nt tony tat use to seat beside the clas and throw chalk at everyone,guy sho i come clean cos she made promise nt to eva leave again,,,abeg guys weh sabi advice no carry am go fp 2dice.kingtom scentleaf obaawonwehery come oh!

After u shine her wella..u Kon dey ask for advice
My boss tell her u not Tony
But if Fiction u give us
Eehn ****

Durenttt:
Abeg

on one conditions

ggrin:
ewu

shey ee gbadun ma

Am a Good guy sir

obiorathesubtle:
over my dry skeleton! No_offense o.

Laveda:

wait u don't believe she is a He?

STFUareyouGod:
I'll just crush him away with my bicycle

lol u get bicycle?

obiorathesubtle:
ahhh. You dy find crush na

gimme your sis na

STFUareyouGod:

better crush on Boxer hin don come back Oo

STFUareyouGod:
on ggrin

lol i love her Moniker
Make I bring my Molue ..GGRin is gonna Have the Crush of is/are life

obiorathesubtle:
crush on durenttt

yea I will definitely CRUSH both of you Make una wait for 3rdMainland i dey come with BRT

Damn see as Goons dey hustle for Refer coins
Alabi is the Baddest Guy eever Liveth
He give u Donot collect shushi

Who will i crush on sef??

Wetin i wan Talk..
Everyone are saying the same Thing
OP, Try Put the Tips of your D!ck
If she Moan, she is Virgin if not *****
Thank me later

danbrowndmf:
e get one beat i do wey i want make u rap on top,just Rap nt commercial something, just RAP, i repeat,RAP on it.
i go upload am then share the link give you..

oya Mr.Producer upload may i drop my wack flows ontop..

ideyhere:
E be like say you serious about this your Kenya thing ooh... Abeg where you from bring am come? Me no be Kenyan...before NL FBI go come carry my matter on top their head

hmm.. Ideyhere
Wen u lie finish ..Holla me
Nightie dear
Remember ur Pampers b4 u sleep

danbrowndmf:
2dice,which kin beat u dy like? I wish to knack one beat for u,make i follow use u dy start.

llol i know understand your pidgin..
Yea i love funky Beat alot/softcore
Chddy BanG -Mind your Manners
Jason Derulo - Trumphiet
Drake - Juice
Any Beat that has Guitar,Piano,Trumphiet or any instruments as the keyfactor
I don fall inlove be that

ideyhere:
E don tey wey me dey hear say naija guys dey sabi the thing...So as beta pikin wey me be, I came to kpoko the thing

Yes we are Tested and Trusted like Nokia 3310
I for say make i sign you
But U fit turn flop
Kenya girls... Gist me Una Sabi the Thing so?

ideyhere:
Chai! And na just now now I leave that bus stop begin go airport... Naa how e go be now?

No worries I go tell Dem make Dem Pity ur condition bring u back to 9ja
So u be from Kenya
Wetin u con do for 9ja?

ideyhere:
You too...

where u dey..I dey ur Bus-stop

ideyhere:
Really? I didn't know ooh

I bet you know... Happi weekends tho

prettythicksme:
Lol,where have u been self? are u a weak sugar daddy?

at least you lawv me like that
Went to Turkey to Buy Turkey

ideyhere:
Lolz...but life sha. Isn't it just funny that once the girl becomes serious with you, you automatically change? And it kinda remains that way until such a time she activates her unserious mode again...then you start running back all serious again. Relationships are just too much stress o jare...not worth it at all unless you're looking to get married

the Shii is vice versa
Nowadays Relationship is what i call Freestyle-Dating
Btw u moniker is very funny

Laveda:

sweerie can u pls send me 10k on Monday?

Where is the concluding Part?

ideyhere:
It doesn't matter if you're serious with me at that point ooh... They only matter of interest is if I am serious with you

lol true ..that is why God made a lot of fishes..

prettythicksme:
I love weak suggar daddies

I love Honey Hot Honnies

Laveda:
All join MONEY ENHANCES LOVE

Now u are talking..baby that means u can use ur Moni to Enhance my/our love

danbrowndmf:
your boy dy kampe.

I dey 3rdMain land dey tuale for thy

Laveda:
It all boils down to...if I like you

like me ?
Or like my POCKET