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danbrowndmf:
lols... Mhen i jus tire.. Im a jealous guy so im always very careful when im doing all dis relationship stuff,unless we jus dy play.

Good relationship hard to come by..where both partner dont see it like it for sex or for ATM withdrawer!

ok try date oyibo girls or...those that are not HomeBase naija girls...
U sef go see love ... U go fear

danbrowndmf:
mhen i understand that btw 18-25yrs thats ur prime age to gt more attention from guys,buh to many attention chase away serious guys! Mhen if we start to talk about how bleeped up relationship dy these days we know go comot here... Either the male is a sex starved nigga or the female is a money monger...

na so my guy...
If a Girl wanna play games well I be KONAMI
And if she want it the Normal way I still dey Represent
*in kanyewest voice*
I no fit die for U ...U no fit Nail me
I dey hot passs shekau ...even Buhari nor fit Jail me

danbrowndmf:
imagine where ur wiv a girl ur tryin to woo or something and withing 30mins u spent with her she received calls like 8times, all from male. If u ask her she say "just friend" bros thats a big turn off for me o,dunno abuh u o

uhn I get..a typical naija girl have more male friends than female you know...
And most girls on that level u are talking are 18-24 ...
They are still sweet 16 *for dere mind*... Dem still dey hot
But as time goes ...
In short.. Relationship diss days Sucks

godoluwa:
honestly, I love glo too. just dat dey dnt call other network in 2003 bt their per sec billing then makes me run to them. GREEN

lmfao ..hope u dey was Greenified

godoluwa:
alryt man.

yeAh... U wanna come into the card Business
Na Glo i dey sell pass ooo...

Owo ni koko...
Money and Good-Sex
na you go tire say *Madam i no dey do again*
Eseun

godoluwa:
cc 2dice man, u talked about some scottish & some leagues that produces lots of cards. I want to do some works on it. kindly forecast like 2 games & no. of expected cards. I have something that I intend to work out about it

Scottish league no man...
What i said about Scotland is Celtic at home the match is like under 5 cards...same as Bayern-Munich
*E belike say na me dey Ref whenever i see diss clubs playing at home*

danbrowndmf:
lols u suppose understand na. Na everybody wey call girl for road she go answer?

if she is Boyfriendless ... Make she answer anybody ooo..
Abi u want girls WEy go dey answer pple like Oga Seun dey form for U...

jomile:
I don't know wat a boxer is not to talk of wat is inside

I think say u eat lion liver

No worries, even Buhari go bow wen he see you

so you are Born again... For how many seconds?
Me naa...I can't hurt a fly
Buhari is like my Grannie U know

danbrowndmf:
I jus hate over Friendly girls! Been friendly is cool buh over friendly no no no!

which one be over-friendly girls again...
bros u funny

jomile:
dats y dere r secrets, don't tell me u don't have wat u r hiding too

As long as i have u i can look for anyone's trouble

I can even slap d president, insurance cover me where u dey

naa ...the only things i hide is in my Boxer/
Lmfao ...I don laff tire..
Babe see I no get liver talkless of Kidney
U slap Buhari... Oboy i don enter Sambisa kus i know that is the safest place in Niaja
Hope your day was good?

Story dah touches the Bum-bum
Human being Sabi give dere self wahala

I love doing No. 3 The girl will always want more... The thing dey sweet dye

Mancity vs juventus
Over 3.5cards
Sevilla vs Borrusia.Mong
Over 3.5cards
Odd 2
Enjoy

overdrive:
U no dey tire D common enemy is alabi and not ur fellow punters.

come join the Train...kus with time.. It won't be the Token amount any more

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SexyStrawberry:
Dis guy is sick, yuck!

*puke on thread and walks out*

I love your dp.. Send mine too with G-string

pet4ril:
Anything can happen in dis our 21st century

nigga is high on Pure-water...
Even a Blindman knows he is dayDreaming

korel9:
2 years is enough for me to walk her up the aisle

dey there make pant dey wear you

ladies continue Scamming Dem Boys
In Iceprince voice
*Any Girl WEy wan Turn me to ATM Thunder fire your Papa disss Year*

pet4ril:
Repent now before it's too late, for the kingdom of God is at hand

u believe his story?

The Babe sef no Send you... Some guys mumu collect Grammy++ Ballon d'or

U are missing
No.6 SEX ... LOVE ... SEX ...SEX ... NEXT_VICTIM
and the circle continues
Those for the BaddestGuysEverLiveth

korel9:
Why e dey pain you now?

Instead of helping a broda out you're busy babbling

am giving you help boy..
no worry.. By 2years check diss your Thread..
U go understand water_min
Bye

halfrica:
Cuts dicccck offf with pusssy deep big toooe into his shitttt hole He cries i lafff

goodnight...it is a Draw We will continue as the spirit leads

korel9:
Why all these hating?
Is it a crime to have a crush on someone again?

it is not my friend.. But It is useless creating thread for Ur crush might. In one nigga crib now.. Being WASTED

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Welcome to the club.. Where u use your Brain... She is your Gf not your wife U might be the side-guy sef ... Or one of the side_guys Most ladies have more than one Boyfriend so its advisable to do the Same... Game ... Game. ... Game Ok let's say U have enoof babes like 3 standby 2 for Relagation zone (friendzone) U won't be annoyed you will just laff like nothing happen

Op don't lie... Tell me how many Joy/Lux soap go don untop diss bae

halfrica:
Use the sekem style to cum bck
Now give him shoki nd ney ney
Stanky his leg
Wen he falls whip nd bob his diicccckk
Finallly use thunder to giv him bloowww jobbbb

Sorry smoked diccck

u don dey turn diss fight to mojo
Issorite..
Show her the laamba sstyle
As she scream 2dice in ecstacy*U are Boss*
Pls biko ... Small small is touching my womb

halfrica:
Do tungba tungba style to stand up
Back flit her head
Turns to d left
giv him anti clockwise punch on d head
Give him tachi blows


Lawd hes not responding to breathing skills

actor no dey dye for film
Wakes up fill my blood with Orijin
Gives her almighty drunken style
Forward +forward+L2+triangle + box
FATALITY
In shawkan voice *U make me laff hahahahahahaha