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hifedami:
any rich guy around Ibadan or Abeokuta side, holla me @ profile or 08101542438

am rich by name..
Hope i can holla too

MzLarem:
both...it was rainy,urs?

lemme welcome you to dis small paradise
Its was fvcking sunny over here..the sun was just too much
Rainy haba which planet yo dey live?

MzLarem:
Lol...then stop mentioning it.

ok lemme stop mentioning your butt or ass..
Which one dear?
How was your day joor..

MzLarem:
what's your obsession with my butt?

chaii
Bae where is the butt?
You want me to laugh diss night huh?

MzLarem:
Do you know that 2dice01 bedwets?

smh..do you think am like you? You sha wan make i expose your small butt abi

Staru1:
You are on point-- Never fail to correct her whenever she makes mistake. Build the trust while the love grows Be her teacher,don't be o yes member.

thanks Nice tips bro

do you know you can count legover for trailer on express but just once
2. Do you mzlarem and crazyquinn both sing off key especially in the bathroom...think say i dey lie check their vn

NLjona:
this is exactly few tips guys should learn.. Op u try.. I trowey wig for you

wig bawo?
Guy you funny

suya Apota Okokobioko Ma nigga

Ifakiland:
I'll say it and keep saying it...to make a gal value u is to av a main chick and av many oda side chicks....our grandfadas used dis methods in d past and it worked. She a gal she can be replaced and watch her give u respect/value.

nice point.
Plan A B C and Z

CrazyQuinn:
man city barca

well today is your day joor..you won..

CrazyQuinn:
of course

hmmm.. Space girl ..which club do support

Berlyn:
i need a friend abi punny

werey re

CrazyQuinn:
ANOTHER GOAAAALLL

you watch ball?huh

CrazyQuinn:
he knows what I want and respects that

that good have fun
A lady that only want space you need to be somewhere in the galaxy

CrazyQuinn:
yes that all I want

i bet you wont even tell have the guts to tell him

CrazyQuinn:
I really don't mind

so you just want space and only space

CrazyQuinn:
I really don't mind

hmmm i doubt that tho

CrazyQuinn:
I only agree with the "give her some space" one

hmmm only space
You dont mind a boring guy
interesting

finalboss:
nice but is dat all ?

bro...that why i said you can add yours

cuvox:
as in ehn

you go fear 9ja girls

we all know women love the chase but we guys to love to be chased by that special girl
Here are some tips that works like boko haram bomb
Give her some space
Yea you heard right...some guys just turn relationship into one sided game.imagine you call a girl in the morning afternoon and night everyday..
What are you scared of bro. When you give her space she will start wondering
Why is he not calling?
Is he with dem boys?
Hope he is not seeing other girls etc
The more she thinks about you the more she go crazy about you
be the Boss
This is very important most guys dont know.
For example your girl tells invite you to a church programme but wont be able to make it..just tell her.some guys will inconvinent themselves to please their women
That is so dumb it shows you dont value yourself
Pass her test
Women are wired to test us whether we like it or not.so be ready for her test anyday anytime
For example you are expecting her by 5pm you don dey happy say your bae go soon arrive then she called you by 4.45pm saying some friend just came to visit dont think i can come today
She might even ask you joking so what are we going to do?..some guys will start begging and saying mumu thing like bae why are doing like this and shii
But instead you can say "enjoy yourself am already off to watch football i was about calling you"
She will be amazed you will see she wont wanna fvckup on your next date
The more you pass her test the more she loves you
unpredictable some of us wait till its her birthday or a special occasion before we give our love ones gift
And also being unpredictable makes you more fun.imagine your bae don know say na 7pm you dey always call am isnt that boring even if she wanna call you and tell you something she will wait because she knows my robot boyfriend will call by 7pm
These are some tips guys add yours

Dexter247:
why u copy person post ni?

lol a friend send it to my fb link...i found it hilarious..na so i post am

lalasticlala food don done

utenwuson:
hw must be tbliz haircut? 10k?

abi now e wan pass...
Shey the hair no go grow again?

The 256GB iPhone 7 will cost you $950. At 420
naira to one dollar, you might be better off
buying these other things instead. Arguable the
most sought after smartphone in the world has
been announced and will be available for sale
very soon. But are you about to spend N400,000 on a
smartphone, in this economy, when you can get
these instead?
1. DStv subscription for 28 months
2. One and half years’ rent in Egbeda
3. One plot of land in Ikorodu
4. Two plots of land in Ekiti
5. Naija used Honda Baby Boy
6. Weekend in Dubai
7. 8 days at Oriental Hotel
8. 1,333 bottles of beer
9. 1,000 packs of small chops
10. 21 pairs of Adidas Yezzy Boost
11. 13 Sallah rams
12. 40 haircuts from Tbillz’s barber
what do you think pals?