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check diss out
Arrange some boys let them rush you to her hospital...
Start screaming her name upandan when she come just stand up from your bed like say devil dey inside you...
Pop the question
If she no melt eeh no be oga se.un get nairaland

take a deep breath Remember you guys are dating not married

mRaRcH:
Mine ws 2wks sha,, bae dumpd mi arse cus She said she had bcom so inluv wt me n She ws scared She ws gon lose it if somtin happnd 2 de rlatnship... Gud riddance 2 bad rubbish cus I neva rili liked her, jus som random girl I met @a frnds bdae bash n got hookd up wt her in mi wrong senses..... Blame alcohol

girls and issues belike cossy and her boob.s
You just remind me of diss song
Jamie foxx-Blame it

who ask girls out diss days huh
If he had played his card well cos no perfect time to ask a girl out
3 sec silence for our bro in da dangerous zone

dyadeleye:
Abeg, carry your bad wish go...lol I can hook you guys up

lol am married oo.. If you get better bae i might change my status

Snowangel4:
I hear....for this buhari government

thought you were sai baba daughter

MyzDee:
I don't have the strength to start thinking about him and what he does every moment

alright..seems like you never like the guy in the first place

you need to get laid bro

Snowangel4:
I don't blame him sha.....that's life and an experience too

..hope my sallah meat is well kept

MyzDee:
mine was less than a day. I said yes in the evening and ended it the next morning.... I was just being unnecessary scared... Dude has gotten over me now

damn you broke his heart..
Like what exactly are you scared of?

dyadeleye:
You are so on point...I pity her future husband sha

lol you can never tomorrow..you guys can still work things out

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. hope nothing serious lost sha?

nothing much..how ya side..when you dey smell town

MzLarem:
No answer...my first ever relationship is still intact

stiflerdrug:
Lol the test made us break up nua.. Btw she was digging me not the other way round

lol..some girls love playing hard sometimes

Snowangel4:
one month.....
my first useless relationship in skul

lol...just cant imagine how you detest the guy

dyadeleye:
She was madly in lust/love from day one but the rants and jealousy didn't make things work.

diss kind of girls can turn husband to boy-boy

the dude is definately a yoruba boi with an igbo sense

Abso1uteZero:
6 Days.She Sent Me A One Week Anniversary Text...I Ran.

lmfao..
Diss is hilarious pls tell me you are joking

stiflerdrug:
One week bro, so I just met tiis hoe in a high school party and we started dating... Day 7 I was playing Fifa with my goonz when she called me to come, all excited on my way I got a call like please don't come again am going out!

She ruined my game circle for the day

Who does that?

hahaha...maybe she is testing you bro

wizaro:
Hmmmmm... Mine 18days.. We met through palm chat.. A lovely nice gorgeous lady..Beautiful.sexy..started chatting..few days later we met.. Noticed we reside close to each other. D love started developing and growing. She became what I wanted in a woman.. Had fun.. Both in and out....... Discovered after some days dat she was married her hubby was d traveling type.. No wonder she never allowed me know where she stays but kept prosponding my knowing her place.. Finally found out she was married.. Still heartbroken..had to call it quit..

i like what you did some guys wont mind at all...
You acted maturely

yakbauer:
14 days, realized she was older than me, and from a part of the country I could'nt risk dating

hmmm...lemme guess she is a calabar girl?

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. How una dey take use password wey una no fit remember?

i learnt it the hard way..my password simple pass 1 2 3 now

Goldenheart:
She misplaced her phone n She called with a strange number to say she is now Living in cal city after few months

Since then..

ok bro..guess we are on the same boat

JuicyPucci:
Almost 10 days. He's a jealous freak and stalked me twice from home to school.

bae which one is almost again..very funny
The nigga is inlove i guess

dyadeleye:
4 days....within those short period, I was slapped 4 times...
No be play play slap oo, at least two was hot out of the 4
She's the definition of jealousy...

slap 4times..4slap
like seriously can we call this a relationship

Goldenheart:
5days
Day 1. Met her at a store
Day 2. Met in the evening. Talk Talk Talk Talk
Day 3. Met in the evening. Talk Talk. Kiss Talk
Day 4. Met in the morning. Talk kiss romance
Day 5. .................Lost contact

Very funny..she didnt even call you ...

STFUareyouG0d:
oya jamisi

phone crash ..i lost all my password to almost my e-account

was thinking mine was the shortest
Oh boy am still a learner
Ladies come in and tell us yours too
Cc crazyquinn
Mzlarem
Beambolar
Laveda
Snowangel4
Etc
And doss spying on the thread ..come and share yours too

STFUareyouG0d:
alaye, dem ban you ni?

boss if i tell wetin happen e pass ban

mine was 14days
She relocate with family to abuja...lol na so the relationship die
Cos i dont think long distanc relationship can work out
2nd
We met at my church crossover..
na so we connect oo
Like say na network oo
5days later we were talking on phone at night behold she told me
She loves sleeping putting her legs on the wall
Chaii...na so i Usain-Bolted

ezeonline2:
I have a fiance and we just fixed a date for our wedding. my side chick called me last week that she is pregnant for me and every atempt to make her abort the pregnancy proved abortive. I'm really confused as I don't really know what next to do.

that moment your side chick becomes the main chicken
Bro you are in a big Dilemma even Ronaldo cant solve diss shii
I dey cum

ok lil girl want attention...
Attention seeker fvck off
Who you epp ?