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Mutuwa:
A horse was once a captain in the army.
he was known as Captain Doki..

did you remember the NA horse that died either in kaduna or Lagos ne Kam which was a given a memorial burial?

segebobo:
LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA,
FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF,
THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD
LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM
YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED
BY
YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE
RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE
PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT
COMFORTABLY.
PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS
SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT
OF
THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED
TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT
THIS
PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN
WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE
THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE". Pls don't
laugh alone ooooo!

kikikiki you really made me laugh out loud

Mustack:
That's my school...
Give me her contact so i can hook her up.

08023456789

pretydiva:
Handsome dude. Wat should we do wit his sist

pretty girl what should we do with him

Afrok:
And so? Me too nah twins and we're not 18years old. Good one sha, we twins rock....

how old are you

ladyF:
Etisalat is just the best, even in service delivery.

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

they are simply the best

timijoseph01:
tell mie which oda network give DOUBLE of your recharge valid for a MONTH,, to call ANY NETWORk...
A recharge of #1000 gives mie #2000 to call any network for a month.. N further use d #1k to sub for BIS.. How interesting does dis sound..??

abeg help me with the code I want to migrate to that tariff pls

abumeinben:
With whose money?

your father's own

Zehner:
Wow......this is mind blowing. I actually had tears flowing down my cheek while reading.


Don't even know what to say *sniffing*

really

Popflair:
Her driver then took us to Tope’s apartment.
I knocked and Tope opened the door and
said. “Sweety, I was just …….”
My mom said. “Who is your sweety?”
Tope was scared to her teeth and she said.
“Sorry mummy, I didn’t see..”
My Mom said. “Don’t call me mummy. You
mother disowned you because of your
treachery.”
We all stepped into the apartment. My mom
then said. “Do you know who I am?”
Tope said. “No ma”
My mom sad. “I am a Judge in Lagos. I can
make life very complicated for you if yo try to
destroy what I have spent almost all the
years of me life to build.”
Next thing Junior walked into the sitting
room and cried out. “mummy, mummy…” He
stood still as he saw the crowed.
My mom saw him and said. “Oh my God,
Thomas!!” As she held my hand tight.
There was silence for a minute. Then my
mom said. “The deed has been done, but if
you truly love my son you will have to let him
go. I was very angry but now I don’t have to
show it because of him. He is innocent and
does not have to suffer from your
recklessness. I will make arrangements for
you 2 to relocate to the UK. That is were you
will spend the rest of your lives. You will have
to get your educational documents and
necessary documents for that effect.
Tomorrow, you will leave for Abuja and you
both will stay there till your visas are ready.”
Tope was just sobbing and didn’t utter a
word. My mom then said. “My personal
assistant will come tomorrow morning to
facilitate the arrangements. This is the best I
can do not for you, but for him. Thomas, you
have 2 minutes, I will be waiting in the car.”
She left for the car and I stood there looking
at Tope. I then said. “I fought for us Tope
and now see what it has led? I don’t think I
will ever see you again. Good bye Tope.” I
then looked at Junior, I carried him one last
time, kissed his cheek and blessed him. I
dropped him down and headed to the car.
We got home and no word was uttered
between my mom and I. The following
morning I went to work and resumed my my
life the way it was before I went to see Tope
at Kogi. I knew I would learn to love Ella but I
can’t love her the way I loved Tope. But I
later came to understand that what
transpired between Tope and I was lust, lust
was the basis of our friendship and what
reshaped our destinies. Love builds but lust
destroys.
Tope lives happily in London, she got
enrolled in the university and she’s almost
done. Junior is almost done with his primary
education, he loves football and likes to play
drums. Ella and I are happily married and we
have a daughter, she’s 2 years and she looks
a whole lot like my mom. Tope and I still
communicate once in a while. She still vows
to wait for me no matter how long it takes. I
know what happened was a mistake and it
still remains a secret but for how long?
THE END….

nice piece of writing buddy

Flat tire [sub][/sub]

The stealing started in their time though I don't know how rich the guy is and wether he use our Grandfather's money to buy that

What should I say now

vizkiz:
but you dropped a comment too. What does that make you?

stupid like you

Cutehector:
Wat kind of rubbish is this.. And some stvpid guys are even commentin

Yeah including you and me but am not stupid oo

udemzy101:
Really? I hear say na you be saint 2dilli2

;They call me #Sheik2dillu2

driand:
you are a liar and a traitor, that is not Nigerian army uniform, foool!

your father's own abi ewu

Truckpusher:

don't know wether you can enlightened us on that

jonaifame22:
receive a relationship by fire,now take it

no I'm happy staying like that

2dillu2:
ladyF debolly and Ofcourse Introvert

not to forget Jashar and Behira finally our honourable mention goes to queennikky

blessedvisky:
This is why I jejely use my Glo 3GB for #1000. Both of us win

though you are still cheating them

Slap the hell out of the child and ask him what he is looking for in my house

Nigerian Army we love you

iheanyi40:
mention dia names bro make we de careful

ladyF debolly and Ofcourse Introvert

Lalasticlala see this for yasef

cheerokee:
OAU wey dey strike like hazard??
I smell deceit

they never heard of Gombe State University that's why

izeeqpotter:
Cracks me up! Might as well stick one up her arse*.
*As per e don hit front page*
FIRST TO COMMENT!!!! Dedicated to: Onlymewakacum
*Reads article*
So how would a thief, prostitute, police be buried?

prostitute with a customized casket that looks like Condom and the thieves one I don't know Ooooh lets ask mr truckpusher