₦airaland Forum

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Tolexander:
My own serious o!

I drafted a love letter when I was in sec school, I sent my friend to help me to tell a SSS1 gurl I had crush on to meet me at the entrance to the toilet. I was in SSS2.

She came, I talked and gave her the letter. Unknowing to me, one of our teachers was in the toilet eavesdropping to our conversation. He just came out, before I could run, he called my name cos he knew me. He collected the letter from her.

The following morning, I feigned being ill but mum wouldn't allowed me to stay at home. She insisted I must go to school.
On the assembly ground after the national anthem, the teacher mounted the pulpit and called the girl and I out. He told the girl to read the letter and she did. He beat me and told me to bring my parents.

It was so embarrassing!

chuna1985:
You have GEJ to thank for that.

Yomieluv:
My generator hasn't been on for the past 6 weeks..

Am afraid the engine might knock. If it does,I will sue APC for destruction of my property.

Crocz:
I don't understand...I mean do you put your beer in a fridge or a freezer?


I always thought only "Jonah the clueless" has exclusive right to this kind of lameness

whirlwind7:
On behalf of all snake in naija, this letter of appeal goes out to everyone out there.

It is with a genuine feeling of dread and fear of extinction that we are pleading for mercy and leniency from all denizens.

We know that we are greatly despised and abhorred by almost everyone. We understand that, and we have been living with it for generations. Perhaps it's because the Creator permitted the devil to take our appearance when he deceived Eve in Eden's garden. Or perhaps it's because the very sight of our magnificently slithering and sexy body evokes a primordial fear in humans?

Whatever the reason may be, kindly note that we were all created by the same source. We have the right to eat, breathe and shyte like everyone else.

We can actually point you in the direction of better and more fulfilling targets to quench your lust for our wholesale slaughter: Your politicians!

Do to your corrupt politicians what you have been doing to us, and we more than guarantee you, that we would both have better living conditions. Politicians' poor environmental preservation policy has contributed to the destruction of our natural habitats. We need shelter, just like everyone else!

We believe a plate of catfish pepper soup beats the flavour of a serpentine treat, anyday, anytime.

Live and let live. Thank you.
Kindly join us to observe this moment of silence for our departed comrade. We shall overcome!

Signed: Committee for a better human and serpent relationship.

Gwan2:
If the IGbos are not in indonesia doing drugz or perpetrating all manner of financial crime ,
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my EDO sister will be in Libya tryin to cross border to Italy to go and buy CUCUMBER to boost our GDP.
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Or My YORUBA brothers will be basking in d illusion of being d most intelligent raping all manner of students both infants and underage dat storms dia office.
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Or My highly explosive Aboki brother that wants to register Nigeria as d number 1 terrorist nation in d world by all means.
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Indeed....THERE WAS A COUNTRY

Infomizer:
Bros, all hole no be hole nao..You know whether na piggy the woman be? Do you think the OP will be complaining if the seductress were to be G. Nnaji?

Ginaz:
I dont think its a good ideal because the marriage is involving two families. the families need to know each other and will act as a pillar to the young couples in troubles times.

I know family can be frustrating sometimes, you can limit them completely only when you have started your family.
but when two couples are about getting married, both families needs to be involved and introduced.

kulobyno:
Eeeya. Survived by a wife and four children. Thank God he's not a paedohile like the former governor.

I wonder how it looks when toddler girls are termed widows.

RIP to d dead

fruitfulBROTHER:
urs is just .165gb? Thats not even up to what i suscribe for my dog

Mrbee21:
Bigoted swine,idiotic attention seeker,moreover i dnt deal with ur type

asumo12:


LASTMA in KD

TI1919:
Where did she said NYSC will soon be voluntary?

firstEVA:
what's wrong with calling him a god? did the bible not say we are gods? park well jare.

ladyF:
So we are still killing these poor snakes? When are we going to say no to animal brutality?

It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again hehehe

President Muhammadu Buhari has pledged that his administration will take all necessary actions to maintain and improve the National Youth Service Corps scheme as a functional vehicle for the promotion of national unity and integration.

Mr. Buhari gave the assurance after receiving briefing from officials of the Federal Ministry of Youth Development, led by the Permanent Secretary, Rabi Jimeta.

Meanwhile, the Director-General of NYSC, Brig.-Gen. Johnson Olawumi, also told the President that there are plans to make the scheme voluntary so as to reduce the corps population and sustain it.

The president affirmed his confidence and trust in the scheme, saying that the objective for which the scheme was established in 1973 was still very relevant for national development.
He said, “I firmly believe in NYSC and I think it should remain a national programme to promote integration.

“Whenever I go home to Daura, I look out for corps members from Lagos, Aba and other parts of the country.

“I am always thrilled to learn that except for the NYSC, some of them have never left their states of origin to visit other cities in the country.”

Ms. Jimeta had informed the president that the increasing number of NYSC members was a challenge to the scheme due to dwindling revenue from the national budget to cater for their needs.

She also told the president that the annual enrollment of corps participants had increased from 2,364 at inception in 1974 to 229,016 in 2014.

She added that “given the increasing number of tertiary institutions, our projection is that the number of participants may rise to 300,000 by year 2020″.

Source NAN

ladyF:
I dont get...

Its [size=20pt] LadyF [/size] again