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forget all that crap, be forward, tell her what u finkin bout doin to her. tell her she's da best u ever had!!! then act like u don't want her no more, she gon be beggin haha!!!

it don't matter, if the mood is right, shoot go for it. but if he's ugly as a mofo forget it, he ain't gettin nuffin, but then why be on a date wit someone u can't imagine kissin.

is there supposed to be a specific age

distance relationship is lame, don't waste ur time involvin in it. u neva kno what ur so called partna is doin where he or she is at. what if that cravin for cuddlin or kissin starts knockin on ya door, who u gon turn to? phone intimacy or whateva ain't gon cut it.

uh huh, nice to meet u too

u are so not in love, u are in lust, u just need to get it outta ya system.

love is for suckers!!!

he is man LovePeddler, wipe him outta ur system and move on. he's only gonna cause problem btw u and ur sista. there are lotta attractive guys out there to choose from.

c'mon man, what year u think we are in, 40s? this day girls ask guys out and no yawa. 2 can play the game. is no big deal. real men are being asked out by real women, it's the new game, go wit the flow baby!

why wud u want a virgin guy? look for the one that's experienced and knows all the tricks instead of one that will be askin u how to wear a condom. a virgin girl is easy to find and the guy won't mind teachin her stuff.

why shd she hear gbosa, ain't no guy gonna slap a lady for kissin him, he shd be happy actually that she find his lips sexy. neways, gurl if he's too blind to notice that u want him to kiss u then forget him, he's slow. but hey if the lips are too dang temptin, i suggest u go for the kiss, he ain't gon slap u for that. the least he will do is walk away but they always do, don't they?

hey Moladun, i is news herre too, i registerin 2day and i can saw u made friends, neways hav fun cuz me is likes ur thread, u is funny!!!

am da best new thing that just happened to nairaland, i am hard to ignore cuz i feel the room wit my beauty. both male and female envy me and wanna be like me when they grow up, haha! i spit fire, so those that put other pples post on blast saying Re-cycled or whateva be warned cuz imma burn u if u say that to me. nuff said, Peace!
oh, i didn't hear of nairaland from nobody, i was just checking out some nigerian artists on web and landed here somehow.

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