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yaa i kno, am such a traitor!!! but i love Dwayne Wade, neways guess i can let tha love slide and root for my home team! Dallas is a tough team tho and they prolly gon take it home!

barely there bikini, bout to hop inside tha jakuzi!!!

i love shoppin and i don't really pay much attention on amount i spend. all i do is swipe my card and am gone!!!. hell gone break lose when tha bills come. someone please call 911

[quote author=larger_20 link=topic=424.msg177433#msg177433 date=1137640120]Seun

No matter how beautiful a girl is, once u post her picture in this nairaland. Get ready for critisicm from every angle. I personally don't like it. If computer litrates like us can critisize such an out standing beauty, that should ring in your ears what majority of non compter users in nigeria are thinking, we need help.[/quote]hahaha!!! that's what's up!!!

like seriously he actually thinks he's got what it takes to be a girl's boyfriend. ur last girlfriend called and said ur sex is wack, so why u frontin, is that not why she left u? get outt@ herre b4 i call tha popo on u for disturbin tha peace.

sexual healing-----Marvin Gaye
all my life------Kci n Jojo
when we make love-------Genuwine
big pimpin---------Jay Z
beautiful------Snoop Dog
if u're not the one------Daniel Beddingfield
Hero--------Enrique Iglesias

sorry to annouce tha death of one of yo weakest link crayola who was slaughtered by tha females. puhleeze give him a befittin burial b4 we tha females let tha hungry vultures do justice to his punkass corpse!!!

special announcement!!! crayola hav been killed by all tha crunkest female emcees. since he's yalls friend, come drag his body out in tha thread he made for tha ladies and give him a burial that befits a wanksta!!!

@ Crayola
n*99a i aint got no more time 4 u/u've been killed, slaughtered n chatterd
i kno u fink u breathin/but u inhalin tha venome of fire/dont f*ck wit tha females
or we gon f*ck u up/ur punkass is lame/u more dumb than a mofo
hell yeah i rep H-town/tha home of Mike jones, paul wall, slim thug
nd da baddest emcees in tha bizness/we make tha baddest screwed n chopped music
we r hustlas homie/ n homie we gon hustle till tha end/whatchu got playa wannabe/
what hood u reppin punk/at least am not scurred to rep ma hood/u da whackest outt@ dem all/
battlin tha ladies/thinkin u da sh*t/homeboi get tha f*ck out/b4 i knock u tha f*ckout/
oh why shd i bother/i got menike nd tha crunkest emcees in tha buildin/to drag ur gay balls out/
homeboi dont put me on blast/or i'll take u chump out like pops take out tha trash/
u aint no emcee/u just a wanksta waitin to exhale/breath m*therf*cker breath/or get yo balls cut off/

brown lacy bra and brown lacy thong(g-string). oh well if u wonderin why, i just got back home from a night out, was undressin and then decided to check nl.

ok its official u guys are good. yall too dang fly but i think menike is da flyest yo lyrics are off da chain, they turn me on and make me want to pee in my pant. i wasnt freestylin ooo, well ofcourse its obvious. love u guys!!!

thats watamtobout/ my ladies recked da buildin/and crayola is runnin
we spit fire and hav set him on fire/we need a fireman to hoose him down
hot-angel, ddizzle, eastcoast, Toym28, svs, j-girl nd tha rest of tha ladies
yall spit fire more than a dragon/itz over, tha roof is on fire/we gon fly high n let crayola choke on tha smoke
peace yall, chunkin da deuce!!!

he can run but he cant hide
he wants tha ladies to battle eachother/but we dont do that/cuz we ride n roll 2gether
we gon battle wit his whack ass/till he beg for mercy/where u at n*gga
say our m*therf*ckin name/we gon stick 2gether/rip his heart out n feed it to dogs
i kno he luv us like a fat kid luv cake/but we gon show him who run this
dont be scurred/we aint gon bite/at least not yet/come out n fight fo yo d*ck
my females dont ever slack/he's whack n aint got nuffin on us.

@ kemibear
thanx lil mama/i aint no punk so gotta rep ma hood
hatas wanna come git me/stop in yo tracks cuz i'll rip u
so yo stoppin yo tracks/get back crayola ya aint fast
get yo seatbelt on/cuz when da beats get on/i smoke u like cheech n chong
there aint no whores on hurre/so kemibear watch yaself/b4 i give u tha red card
crayola u aint got courage cuz u aint got endurance
cant go pound for pound/or eye for an eye/cuz when we go round fo round/
u will die where u lie/u come on hurre callin tha female rappers
cuz u got knocked tha f*cked out by male rappers
ni99a u aint sh*t/my rhymes tha type of sh*t/stick in yo mind 4 days
thinkin bout me while ya wit ya homies smokin tha la la la
and i kno u smokin cuz yo head aint on straight
comin at tha females is tha biggest mistake u cud make
homeboi yo too late/we killed u b4 u even posted tha sh*t
we toe to toe in some opened toes/but u hold ya nose cuz we broke ya nose
case opened case closed/MC Lyte is off tha throne so n*gga we tha next on throne
we step on all petty losers/so throw us in jail cuz we are emcee abusers.

hahaha!!! another shumthin shumthin, where my females at!!!

@ j-girl, thanx gurl, i dont usually freestyle, i just say stuff that dont make no sense,lol

@menike
i appreciate tha luv playa and tha shout out to H-town, i heart u.
but i noticed a diss so how bout u teach me a lil shumthin shumthin so my sh*t can rhyme next time.
holla at me bwoy!!!

Ayo this ya gurl 2fine
reppin tha H-town where b*tches n n*ggas ride or die
n*ggas beta learn to bow down to tha queen
when itz ova u gon be like wow!
my lyrics will stunt n leave u breathless
watch as my flow take aim atcha chest
rip it apart like a kid rips apart berfday present
whatz next playas/itz over
u runnin outt@ fuel/u need kool aid to refill ya pain
ur pain is my gain n am hurre to make u suffer
am a badass b*tch/talk like a bad b*tch/walk like a b*tch
i aint gon say f*uck u n*gga but am gon f*uck wit chu.


ok that's my own 2cent, don't attack me cos i dont mean no harm
am just doin a lil sumthin sumthin and i aint got nuffin else. peace!!!

uuhhmm!!! i beg to differ yall, am a very good girl and i luv me some good guys wit bad boy looks if u kno watamtombout. u kno tha fly guys that look real bad to tha ladies but when u get to kno em, they really good and hav just one woman in their life. treatin ur woman right aint got nuffin to do wit being soft.

yall been tripping!!!! neways ma list!!!
big ol fat ass dude
ugly as a mofo
pot belle and way too chubby
really really short as in like a midget
unkempt and neva shaved face
bad teeth, u kno tha kind that looks like they got knocked tha f*ck out, yaa!
big ol scary eyes like an owl
no sense of humor, borin as hell


u c now that's tha list right thurre, u got sumthin to say?haha!

a lot of make up sh*t who says anything bout a lott@ make up. bad boy!!! pay attention to mami aight! mami said make up make most girls beautiful e.g. female celebrities, do u kno tons of make up they put on them so they can look purrfect for the outside world? i aint no celebrity so i dont gott@ put so much make up on to look pretty. neways dont fall asleep next time on ur desk or u'll be in detention locked up wit u kno who.

aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!! and u such a cutie in ur pic. well guess what? if she won't hav u back again, come home to mama!!!! imma treat u right!!lol

roflmao, wow!!! yall are so crazy, dammit funny too!!!

shotta:
make up don't make a girl beautiful
i think its all in the eyes and the way she present herself

bwoy, i thot i taught u betta than dat. without make up most gurls won't be presentable in tha public. so puhleeze be attentive next time lil mami is teaching aight!!!

what makes a lady boohootyful, hmmm!!! ok! boobs job, butt enhancer, lip enhancer, liposuction, wringle remover, botox, etc, well at least it works for Hollywood actresses.

well they say beauty is in da eye of tha beholder thats why i always look myself up in tha mirror to realize how fly i am.

4 Play:
My advice is to be rude to her and try to undermine her self confidence so she becomes dependent on you.It works for me.

If all this don't work,show her your privates.If she doesn't respond then move along,she is not worht it

hahaha!!! that's cool, sometimes i like em rude but u can never undermine my confidence cos am conceited and i hav a reason!!!

i betcha ur d*ck aint worth lookin at prolly 2inch and any gurl that sees it runs.

sekratu411:
do you use DDD36 as your bry size we need to talk

dang u must really not like tha girl!!! u kno tha back pain that bra size can cause to a woman? men are so selfish in their demands!!! don't mind me tho cos i gats round big boobs but not that gigantic size u lookin for homie!!!

haha!!! love ke, love ko!!! what's love gott@ do wit it? hate errybody!!! yall make me wann@ puke!!!

just read a poem for the girl, like, Sheniqua! Sheniqua! getcha a$$ in da car!!! she gon hump in and yall gon get it on!!!

edatika:
my girl friend of course!!

that is so sweet, wish every guy can say that about their girl. she's one lucky girl!!!

i like both Halle and Gabrielle, so i aint gon say nuffin

Usher is known world wide for his music and dance moves, he's sold millions of records and his sex appeal is a killa. He's got tha hottest 6 pack in that bizness, women drool just to look at his killa abs. 2face is not known world wide and his sex appeal aint that appealin either.