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teniola55:
Thank God!..."dancing yahooze on high tension"...

high tension bro dat na ur problem lol

clemz88:
And so? How how does that gives me job? Instead of u to concentrate on ur studies u are busy abserving fine and wowo abi?
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I will tell mummy for u

hahahahahhahahahhahaahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahhaaahhahhahaaahahahahhaahahahahaha bros u be beans lol

Hey i was expecting to see ur picture.dat wen i can add my opinion thanks

icebebe:
ayaaaah,dis story got me wailing on d floor,d man is nice oooooo,so he gave 7k?

u really look lik one tomato seller with dat kind price

icebebe:
ayaaaah,dis story got me wailing on d floor,d man is nice oooooo,so he gave 7k?

u really look lik one tomato seller

FrancisTony:
See as she be like one kain Fulani/Malo babe.

#Ikwere/Igbo girls rock when it comes to natural beauty without a touch of makeup(foundation).

na ikwere she be

echobee:
*Wakes up and gives him beating of his life*

nothing like that obago(e don enter)

I wish they little boy speedy recovery.i must confess i dont like dogs one minute.i told my gal i aint coming to visit her @ her place solely because of their dog.came u even imagin dat dog na moumor ghadaffi hmmmm the owner most be a very wicked man ologpa pls do the heedfull

ghostofsparta:
I can answer your question if you can explain what you meant by "came to be??"

how did these world came to belike whose ideas is these world.secondly i want to know wat dey pagans believe about the origin of the world(i mean according to afrika religion)

iykmora:
How many terrorists are there? Maybe they undergo fission thereby increasing their numbers. Or are the ghosts of these boko-boys returning to continue the fight? Na wao!
Good one from our brave soldiers all d same, continue KILLING 'em. We're proud of y'all..

bros e be like say u no knw hw many wives a single huasa man dey marry(no offense to those these may offend) if u are sincere hw a mesanger to get reach 6 wifes haba na waoooooh.bros those pple na multitude if not crowd dem toooo much so i am not supprise if the boko boys get soldier reach 20000

DoctorFaust:
Unbridled aroogance Championing another mans way of life and beliefs!

if i may ask u how did these world came to be??

plaetton:
@Op

Thank you , thank you so much.

You have made my day.

Many times I just feel like weeping my eyes out, if only it could draw attention to the aggressively marketed stupidity of my Nigerian brothers and sisters.
May times I feel like vomiting when I see black-skinned bona-fide Africans publicly advertise their ignorance, s.tu.pid.ty , illiteracy and SELF-DEPRECATION.

What the hell happened to us?

Why are we still mental slaves to the stone-age superstitions of another race tens and thousands of miles from our domains, especially in this modern times.

There is no single day that an African m.o.ron does not approach me to give my life to Yahweh.

The funny thing is that no Jew has ever approached me to worship yahweh.
No Chinese has ever approached me to give my life to Buddha.
No Indian has ever approached me to give my life to Lord Shiva or Ganesh.

Did colonial experience magically cut off some areas of our brains?

Are we genetically low in cranial dexterity, and therefore unable to formulate critical thoughts as implied by many racist whites?

Our obsession with religion, especially custodial religious myths of stone-age middle east people is just a mystery that i cannot ever understand.

It is strange that no one has so far raised an alarm about recurring incidents of mass failure in WAEC and other national exams.
Somehow, no one is intelligent enough to see the clear link with the obsession with religious garbage and the inability to properly develop the critical areas of our children's learning, thinking and problem-solving abilities.

I have asked on this forum why advanced nations do not include in their children's academic curriculum, the types religious garbage thatwe force-feed our children in Nigeria.

One mo.rr.on stopped my on the road the other day to preach to me, the moment I mentioned science, he shouted " to hell with science ".

I then asked him he uses a computer and a mobile phone, he said yes. I asked him if he ever takes medicine when he is sick, he said yes.

I just shook my head and walked away.

Honestly , I have silent moments of tears when I think of the very very low level of mental output , the clear dearth of intelligence fostered upon my African people by this very toxic religion.

it obvious that u have deep headed ur self into pagan worship..but let me tell u the more advanced truth those ur idol u worship have spirits that are send by someone called the devil to cause havok in a peacefull community.paganism does not pay one minute i can tell u for sur ur life is going to be miserable forget the level of ur knowledge or judgment u placed manly on the xtians no wahala. God give everybody mouth and even give some sharper mouth u ar against xtians and i put it to u that is total disrespect for once religion considering the level of ur knowledge haba.u will not and never bring xtians to pagan worship........no wounder u no dey make front page

urcutecrush:
Not things like dat.y won't I kiss him after two yrs of datin.ur funnny.u sef don run go see fine geh bah

yes ohh lol..hope u post one soon.from the way u type u go make sense like crazy

Aggrippa:
chai oga you must be an MOG that will be loved by the congregation for your unique sense of humourous but impactful sermons not just "pastor"

dat guy dey go living faith its clear

Asin ba 9ja girls difficult for no reason i dey tell u...imagin i girl wey dey feels u,always want to see u online,loves speaking to u on phone,love seeing u around,never want to see any lady close to u,dont want to hear that u are hungry and so on when u toast her she go tell u say she is not ready for a relationship now .while u dey see other fyn puna dey pass make u come wait untill she is ready oyo for u .......most 9ja girls are so so anoying.and unbelievable can u imagin that a babe wey u dey fall for na just indo mie without egg na wetin dey use..(una code na) its so frustarting and come to think of dey one wey dey like on u wey u no like dey...i just cant understand 9ja girls

BANGERLEE1:
hen I know that y mi sef don advice her say make she go thailand or vietnam for such guys---#lobatan

hahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha na so op make she try front 9ja girls difficult for no many reasons i tell u

BANGERLEE1:
U don't understand-- its not compulsory for a guy to possess all this quality 1 or 2 is okay---- don't overdo it- the moment u want to imbibe all this qualities and make dem come into action then u turn into dumbass nd u start from the bottom again-

op e be lik say u no understand wetin dat babe dey try yan....she want her guy to poses all 6 of those qualities if not 7 haba mana

urcutecrush:
The ONLY guy I won't RESIST is someone who has all dis personality together.what am trying to say is dat i will fall head over heels for a guy who is understanding,flexible and can adapt.if a guy understands u veri well he will do all of dis should the need arise.am I making sense?

no......... but u dis girl u greedy ohhh u want all these 7 character for a guy to poses, u want him to understand y u wont kiss her after 2years of u dating him, u want him to understand y u dont want to accept gift from his hands solely because u dont want to pay back,u want him to understand every thing about u eeehhhhhh.....in phyno voice...owebidi ehi fu........for ur mind u want see fyn girl ba..gal it got me laughing there...but babe try make u loosen up

yemi4ui:
I laugh wen i saw ur post. well believe me its a big poo...

private basic salary is 49k. dats in the army ....
Air force ACM (equivalent to a private 49k+15k (admin support )
Ordinary seaman in d navy 49k+ 17k lodging allowance ... most of naval guys stay off barracks. but consider house rent n transport for a naval chap in Lagos wit 17k. hmmmmm

Lcpl 55k army ..,. sum times it might take 8 to 10 years to get d rank
air force 55k + admin usually 4 yrs to get d rank
navy 55k + lodging usually 4 yrs too

cpl 58k - 60k army

and so on like that ...

and MWO. how many MWO can u see in a random army barracks? unlike air force n navy. hw many AWO do nig army get total.

after serving 35 important yrs, hw much do dey get a retirement benefit. maybe 3.5mill . does it worth dying for? cos for instance u join at 22. + 35 = 57. wat use can u be to your self. already old right. most ppl have to adjust their age to join d military. cos can a 22 yrs old boi stand d pressure of battle or fire power.


its and for those saying they make money on d road .... do all soldier stand on d highway? hw abt dat


men it sucks being a nig soldier .... cos i was.

hmmm see my oga....ahua sir...tho am not a soldier my self i was born,schooled inside dey army barracks 3 div to be precise and i can honestly tell u that does guys no dey find am easy oh...anyway hope u found a better job...the military is not every ones calling anyway..i will advice my fellow youth to chose education at all cost

If na dey army wey i know .....its as follow...recruit is 48k while leiutenant goes for 120......dat of navy ordinary seaman collect 75 or 85 while midshipman collect 200plus......airforce collect 75k..while civil defence collect 35k lol dem don dey hold gun now oohhh so police hmmmmm.i stand to be corrected ohhhh people

First of all today is my girl birthday lol and i want to use thes medium to say.....great things happen to pple who dont give up in the fight of freedom,unity,love,peace and above all tribalism we shall get there nigeria............and for my lovely,prettiest,admirable,gf i wish u llnp,good health,happy days above all peace of mind in what ever u do @ esther love u very plenty lol we shall get there

Madawaki01: What's wrong with all these newspapers??stop calling them islamist,if u keep calling them that,u're boosting their morale,they will only continue thinking they are fighting for islam,they don't,they are nothing but terrorists..

bros u have a point if not two

2kris: welcome sweery,u ar free to say hi whenever.and i am open minded

so are u on facebook tweeta or 2go lets get to know each other beta

fabulousdame: thanks.. ..my pleasure

welcome sweery,u ar free to say hi whenever.and i am open minded

Baba jonah david jang have done brilliantly well for plateau state people should stop seeing faults in good people......if u enter jtown u no go believe

fabulousdame: sorry,u know nothing of wat i'm saying.

.....babe u look stunning lol,are u edo nyc meeting u dear

golddeejay: no mind dem lairs, nao evrybody is claimn moral standard here...hu say u cant fall in love with ur stdnt sinc you didnt take advantage of her and you help grow academically.

my brother i wounder ooohhh i love her and i know surely she will love me even more........this one is for u.............she is idoma by tribe

NifemiOlu: LoL
I've been chilling since yesterday to see how it will end...but of course, I hope to see a thread next year WE MET ON NAIRALAND, I APPRECIATED HER HAIR, NOW WE'RE MARRIED
LoL

u hav fallen for him already na nice one babe ...i hv been followin u guys since yestaday....u guys should just exchange numbers....i will not regret it i sense seriosness in him by sha said enough already...thank me later

frank043: pls stop mockery of yourself...No b only love!!!

hy mr man i am a teacher and i can proudly say all my lecturers got their wives were they teach......sorry sha not everybody is lik u that lie in public.................sumary i loved her so much that i hv to let her write her waec and neco and since then i hav never taken advantage of her...if u vex put ur head for chicken yansh

Mine was when i was taeching in a govt secondary school menn come see greenlight....i never believed i will toast a secondarian...but all things being equal i let one babe in the school that i cannot avoid her how much i loved her but that was after her waec and neco i try sha.....curently she is my no 1 no other