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See the kind qtn wey u dey ask op......wey person dey skull dey find crayfish money cuz project don drain us.........in summary i will lik the op to choose a topic that is more funn,liverly,presentable,and one reference will be drawn from in future occurance

dmcdad: Bros... Thanks for saving me the stress of typing those. I have one word for it... Immaturity.

...she never knw were dey pain her by the tym carry over start pursue her and her gp low then only then her body will not be enough to bail her out

Is either pdp are sponsoring boko haram to retain power or apc are sponsoring boko haram to gain power .....that my evaluation...what about urs

For all those that want nigeria to loose are those that dont want these country to work for no reason,for those that want nigeria to win are true believers in nigeria,anyway nigeria till my....every every better

So i heard of his story in liberia,sierria loen,mali,somalia and sudan....even in okigwe in south east that guy is not that kind of fear fear officers we have these days........dont knw how true this is i heard is mother is an igbo woman and from osu hmmmmm

firstolalekan: Liar!
Why then did your Jesus Christ cried foul of "o lord, why have thou forsaken me" ?
keep deceiving yourselves.

mr man face ur religion of peace and leave christianity out of these...after all we were not the ones that send the pig to eat.............. So mind urself before u catch ebola

EroticAngelina: u ar ryt my sister. Prosperity! Dats all they knw. I jx dy wait 4 anybody 2 cum nd share me rhapsody reality! Na slap go greet am!

you disappointed me with ur post how can u slap a missionary for trying to preach the gospel...beside not all churches will give u its g.os book for free...u cant beat it those guys have tryed with there outreach...quate me if u like

How on earth will a guy say this girl is not beautifull........menn any guy that said this girl is not beautiful is madly in love with her....shikina.and i said she is not beautifull

Is it the reason why esther keeps keeping me on hold?pls help expecially dey ladies

SMALLPENIS: TeamPalace all the way
testing 1,2

c'mon all ye goners
and test d microphone
come out of d tunnel
to the chanting crowd
disappoint your people
and blame it on wenger
yyaaaay!!!

New gunners anthem!

u didnt sleep well yestaday due to late nite clubing.do urself a favour and go to bed cuz u are boring...gush u need to upgrade guy so soooooo local

Vig86: Hey friends! I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE MY DEFECTION FROM MANCHESTER UNITED TO MANCHESTER CITY. #MyHappinessFirst.

eya i love ur style run while their is still space to do so

This is the season were we gunner will show chelsea man u and the rest that we are the comfortable champions

White man with the quest for adventure....does guy have been suprising me since from the day i knew wat is good and evil

DRealGeesam1: My confession and apology

Dear nairalanders and everyone who have heard of the ebola Prevention "News", My name is Adesewa, I am coming out clean because what started has a joke has escalated into the unprecedented.
How it started
Yesterday i was with friend in her hostel, we were talking about this Ebola out break, when one of my friends, Funke (she introduced me to nairaland) brought the idea of Us playing a prank on our friends. The first suggestion was to tell people that aloe very could cure Ebola, but we thought it would sound too ridiculous so we forgot about it.

Later that even an idea came to me (i now regret that i did it).
I decided to send a BBM broadcast message to my friends, telling them that the Ministry of Health has asked everyone to bathe with salt and warm water and drink some of it.
I sent the message 7:08pm yesterday

Later this midnight i started getting calls and messages that i should drink salt water and bath with it.

All efforts to tell people that i was the one who started the joke failed. Only my friends who i mentioned earlier believed me. Even my mum could me this morning, i did not know what to tell her.

I am using this medium to beg you all to warn and tell everyone, before they drink salt and damage their health.

Please dont be hash on me. I know this has gone out of hand. I never knew it will be this serious. Some have even added to the original message i sent.

u are a compound foul u here a very big eeeeeeettttyyyy....do u knw wat u have caused.only u go ans

Even here to in jos can u imagin dat almost everyone took there bath even ganja boys wake:Dat 3am to bath with hot water and salt.anyway thank. God i took mined after so many pple had encouraged me to

PAGAN9JA: fvck your jesus! that basta.rd jew was the source of all todays world problems.

fvcking jews.

.....hy watch it dont abuse jesus,cuz he did nothing but to preach love ,and love does who loved him.....in summary u can not convince me and u will never convince my,cuz no man come to the father except through jesus so watch ur tongue before it gets ebola

[quote author=optimism91][/quote]so i heard ohhh in skull dat we should bath with hot water and salt i even took my bath dis morning at 3am pls as i wise man said prevention is better than cure.....make had i know no be our case amen

Abeg who will comfirm this...dat we should take our bath with hot water and salt.and without soap so i heard i even took my bath around 3am this morning..pls who can comfirm it

Did boko haram attack akwa ibom, if it is true what is your target

Assuu demands never ending....who can imagin that college of education can go on strike hmmmm am just tired cuz i will be through with my nce program in a few months time after four years

May be she fit bit moni with her frds say she will go nude and she did it

aminu150: who is this please? Never knew people without brain existed here. You are such an illiterate slowpoke that knows nothing about islam but wants to educate foolish people like him on islam. Knowledge is wide study very well before coming here and displaying your inherited madness on public forum. I dont believe you are a christian rather a pagan. True christians dont insult islam.

bro in as much as i liked ur concluding part of these ur reply to him u should have enlightened him on how,want and y some misguided pple in islam behave the way the do anyway i hv lots of muslim frds and i knw hw a right thinking muslims behave .i wouldnt fault that guy maybe him did not get to grow up with muslims of the80s and 90s......duniyan nan sai de hakuri ko ya ni.u hv to shw maturity to som pple in naija

dozzzybaba: The Kano bomb blast is a scam - Asari Dokubo

he never said it was a scam.......try and do a proper research before speaking on nairaland cuz lots of pple dat are nt a member visits these site. and this is not wat we need to fight terrorism in nigeria .....and for ur infomation i am not a pdp or apc fan.i just want a good and better nigeria were we can live like the 80s and 90s.ko wat do u think

Wetin dey do this suswan self..even they pri sch in benue have been on strike for over 10months ...make this man no dey dull oooh #love idoma girls.

In sumary u hv a soft spot for yuzedo...i like ur style babe very mature green light.....now were the Bleep is yuzedo

So all dis while obi never get passpot hhhhmmmm.if na naija now dem for don gv am sinnce or wat do u think

But if wat a soldier guy told me is true that means we are in a hell of trouble.............dat in maiduguri if boko haram wants to attack a barak the will come more than 300 bh fighters can u imagin.the fight lasted for over 8hour u can imagin hw supprised i was

Ok since nigerians can do any thing for huzzling sake let hope dis does nt get in some tricky pple head cuz its going to be ugly

It symbolises d years of d person nd many more years ahead