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my bitchhh name na GLORY ,if i call her na CALL TO GLORY... so why i go dey worry about GLORY when i get GLORY

while i was growing up this is the cartooon i fell in love with, primary school days... i had sketched picture of him all over my room ... if you remeber the cartoon we definately age mates lol

lool see dis one... u wan dey use format wey me dey use for girls for mee ... funny

Justfollowit:
I did not check your profile before I replied

OMG! Do you actually think you are cute?

stop flirting withme

Justfollowit:
Mo sin yin je, sir

DECIMAL

diddydiva:
whats your point

ode

Justfollowit:
A very long mtcheww to you

dont blame your boyfriend for stunning you , and ur bestie... you didnt listen

diddydiva:
because most girls are footballs !!!

are you from ibadan? why you wan con suicidize your ugly face?

Justfollowit:
I was expecting this

The op asked for village not a city

i know this is a question bothering females about why some guys date more than 20girls,, why some hit and run,, why some hit you n your friends... is it because you not good enough , is he just wicked?

no bae,, most girls unleash the bad sides cos every player got a good past ,,, but you girls are the main reason

WHY?

"I REMEMBERED WHEN I USE TO BE SWEET" is a common experience with guys to girls.. but due to frustration , peers , Heartbreaks , Friendzoning and all that everything fades and the devil within rises and one just turn off the sweet side and go bad...

take me for example.. im a grand player.. 2015 alone bleeped 18 different girls already.. in 3months... 2014 was worse ... but i used to be sweet.. like shy , quiet , and loved... i fell in love once and i waited 2years for her still didnt get a YES or NO .. she friendzoned me for 4yrs.. i got frustrated and let her go.. thanks to AMERICAN PIE 1-8 boosted my morale and made me realize .. being a grand mothaavuca rocks better than watching bollywood movies for a love , happy ending thingyy....

There are lota guys outthere who cant talk to a girl, nor express how he feels , can even sit with a girl alone in a room for 3hours without touching her .. after she gone friends turn up to ask how it went,, when you reply you didnt have sex they say things like

"chai, you be f.k up guy... you no bleep am"
"you be confirm mugun"

all those words will boost a guy up up to turn off your goodsides to turn on the devil... i was worse before in talking to a girl , as in worse ... but now if i colet babe number within 2days if we no bleep make i no no wetin cause am...

but every playboy , badboy got a normal boyboy life.. something unleashed the devil within em....

if you still dey fight heartbreaks , fall in love , its a matter of time... girls will come crawling when you change sides to a bad one..

so girls.... RESPECT OR REGRET..

2 so true..... when i say am single it sounds so fake... cos im too goodlooking to be single... + am a womaniser... hat one day

ask mary,, she got pregnant without a dick

ok

na so Ibadan girls dey do....

download CYBERGHOST ... install and connect........ thank me later

Is not a sin bro, when I don't make heaven I Just get weed and I don't need a lighter to light em in hell,, :-)

Stil available.... Call ...a

You are a liar, Oniror nie ... Ahdonbelivit

Still available

dechandel:
You are cute or you are not... I choose the latter

wat is dis one saying?

Only mumu guys go through those naaah... A girl broke up with me once tho! And all I did was go through her fb and saw her elder sis , did the package... 2weeks later she introduced me and said "baby , meet my small sis..." To my ex... You have to see the look on her face

80% of girls who commented , who are gona comment are runs girl :-/

There is dis gal I met like.. I askd her out the day I met her ( Cute guys don't wait weeks for feedback.. That's how we roll ) ..
She knew ma intentions lik dis one jus wan fuccck me.. She went ahead n told me "Yes".. (She knew me b4 then I don't).. The next day she came over n while kisin I reachd 4 pants (Normal! Normal!) She took ma hand off *stil kisin*.. I opened ma eyes.. Bt she close em deep in2 d kiss.. I tried again.. Same thing.. Ivexd n reacted "TF! Is al dis about?!"..

"Baby I only had sex once, and I was Rapedd"

She sounded really touching n I pitied her.. Bt that didn't stop me frm convincing her..

N BEHOLD BeLOVETH! The decent deeperlife chick is "5feet Deep" X_X

Girls n lies both works... Together!

Reports have it that Femi Kuti, eldest son of afrobeat pioneer Fela Anikulapo-Kuti, and an afrobeat maestro in his own right has signed a management deal with leading record label, Chocolate City.

Though unconfirmed, the multiple Grammy award nominee minutes ago announced via his Twitter account that his musical affairs in Nigeria will now be managed by Chocolate City.

halmeyd:
wat if d song waz shared 2 me via bluetooth,wud i be jailed too? Is my bluetooth-activities unda CIA surveilance too?
Yeye dey smell!

Hahahahaha! Dis made me laff out..

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