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Technology?.. View ma profile.. An old woman saw mee by the road.. She knelt that and said "Ookun baba" (meaning well done father).. I was embrassed like TF!.. You seen no tinted hair before ma?!... People who saw her started laughing at me...

You don't get.. He is a presenter his style is unique.. He aint gay he got a nice cute girlfriend.. I have met him in person and I know who he is off camera.. But on camera.. He a psycho! And its al about publicity

I don't know what happened to ma laptop since tuesday.. Was charging my laptop around past 12 in the midnight,,, and I slept off.. I woke up early 7am.. Still charging tho!.. I unplugged my pc.. Turn it on but refused to on... If I plug in the charger it will display charging.. There is a small tiny light by the charging port that is always on while charging... Yeah the light still on.. But by the other 3 tiny light with the charging , power on, and ba3 full symbol is not displaying @all.. Just the port where I plug in the charger.. I removed the battery and plug in the charger then turn on so aint the ba3 also... Normally it should.. And not low current because the charging light is very full displaying the ba3 is full... Pls help pls pls pls pls

I don't know what happened to ma laptop since tuesday.. Was charging my laptop around past 12 in the midnight,,, and I slept off.. I woke up early 7am.. Still charging tho!.. I unplugged my pc.. Turn it on but refused to on... If I plug in the charger it will display charging.. There is a small tiny light by the charging port that is always on while charging... Yeah the light still on.. But by the other 3 tiny light with the charging , power on, and ba3 full symbol is not displaying @all.. Just the port where I plug in the charger.. I removed the battery and plug in the charger then turn on so aint the ba3 also... Normally it should.. And not low current because the charging light is very full displaying the ba3 is full... Pls help pls pls pls pls

SCAMMMM!!!!!!... Photoshop ! Wetin concern Abeboye with Twitter naah.. He said it himself that he aint on any social media... Nigerians fear God naa.

Depends tho!.. You won't buy something of 60 and bring 200 and say shii's.. Like... "Heyy ,, I don't want dis 100N change it for me..." To please her you changed it.. And still complained "Are you blind.. Can't you see dis one is worse than the previous one..."... All on the name of customer is always right!.. Ogbeni! I will blast her from head to toe

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Its the last friday of the month , laide's birthday ... I was getting dressed for the party still tryna figure out the top to put on.. My Blue customized "Just Another rapper" or green "Angry Birds".. *phoneRings* Incoming call "SLY"..

ME : (Picks) "How far.... Any news?
SLY : no worry about Mumsi's ride again, I don wine popsi sha.. So I go carry am come
ME : (heavy relieve) osheyy jarey,,

I remember it was difficult to convince mum I want to borrow her ride during the day .. talk less of late night .. I assured my friends I will bring Mum's car... But 15minutes ago

MUM : (Shouts) No way!.. You going with my ride all night and carry those skinny lifeless girls on the street to sit inside it.... No way!

Mum's like that.. I immediately told Sly I can't come with the ride, so few minutes later he told me he gott it already,, Relieved , cos the confusion in picking what to wear was all cossa the "Shey Na okada person go carry go like dis" running on my mind..
Its not really necessary to go tho!.. But my bestie's 20th birthday.. Naah... I gas to.. "The chicks , The drinks , The dance ,...." I love house parties!..
House party great tho!.. But not my home.. If Dad aint around , Mum will , and if they both aint around.. "Gbeborun" plenty for our hood..

"Mummy, hmm.. You can't imagine what doyin did today.. Him and his friend brought girls yesternite with your car and the girls slept Overnight"..

And iya Doyin... Chei!.. She tell you the history of your life from the very first day you landed on earth...

That was the last one that happened, weeeks ago!.. It sucks,, Snitch everywhere... But Olaide's parent understood cos she the only child.. And its her 20th birthday so they excused her and spent the night outside the mansion...

I Remembered how I met laide?!.. 2yrs ago.. We met in a BRT BUS from alagbado - Oshodi, "she about 6fit.. Fair,, Blue eyes, Charming lips.. Long blonde fringe .. And the nipple popping out the transparent bra...( I actually have prolem with fair girls with boobs) .. If I don't get btw her legs... Am not 2rhymes .. Boasted within.. shoulda dropped at Ikeja but... Cos of the playing hard.. I decided to drop at oshodi so I head back to ikeja.. She gave me her number... Which took hours b4 she dropped it... Well the boobs worth the wait....
Cos my Plan was ... "Hit her... And deals off"..
Girls call it "Asshole".. Guys calls it "Bitch Nigga".. But I do call it "PlayBoy"......., I play my game and if your sis falls on the line.. She welcome too,,.........
Being an upcoming artiste nice, you get everything, any chick , I remember I told her...
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She like "wow... Oh really......"..
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Dramadiddy: you need to learn the original song first..if u can get the original song, learn it and all will be fine

not about learning songs.. Is about knowing progression

Tymax: You sightread?

sure I do,, but I can't play piano

kolawaxxy: what's yanni scale? Did you study music?

its a book.. Its more like sightreading... Yeah.. I studied music

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I, I know evritin got keyboard.. Major , Minor , Augmented, Diminished, Major3rd, major 7th.. Like I sabi play musical notes... But I don't know how to play keybaord still... Like.. When people are singing so I follow up by playing what they are singing I can't play it.. But if you gie me musical notes e.g Yanny's scales.. I can play them but I can't play keyboard like people singing and me playing to it... Like I don't know the works of those chords, how they connect and progression.. You gott me?h

Jesse jags ! Produced MI's Safe.. Best new act's song of the year Mama 2010.. He produced 90% of Mi's Talk about it <-- best Naija rap album of all time... Mi's MI 2 <-- he did dis.. Ice prince Oleku <-- Nominated for mama 2012.. Ice prince "Everybody Loves Iceprince" <-- he did dis... "Fire of Zamani" <-- he produced of de hits!.. Brymo's "Ara" <-- he did it. Nd many hits we dnt even knw...

Shey because hin no dey do "Jesse jags on the beat" on evri song.. Like sarz,masterkraft,pheelz, abii donjazzy "on dis beat is don baba jay"... He is classy, coded.. Nd matured for nt doing the "Jesse on the beat" crap!...


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Dumb post.. Wack decision... You just posted the names you know and only Mode-Nine , Terry , Overdose I cal lyricist the rest are jonzers...

Olamide wey say hin just dey shout up n down with wack primary rhymes?

Ikechukwu?Even Kh phenom beter pass am

2shortz? U dumb? I prefer wack yung6ix over dat b oring rapper...

6footplus dead career? Wy u no put Elajoe abi dagrin instd of am

Vector has wordplays always looking for what to say next after few rhymes... Nd its always wordplays "No attack, No doppe bars" just "If I "DRAW" gun.. Yours be "PENCILS" he is good no doubt but much wordplays no Punchlines, multies, poor opener... He aint a lyricisit

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Brazil 1-1 Chile (pens 3-2): Selecao beat pressure to win dramatically

The Selecao went ahead through David Luiz but were pegged back shortly afterwards by Alexis Sanchez and the game needed spot kicks to see Felipao's men into the next round

Brazil overcame enormous pressure to edge past Chile on penalties in their World Cup last 16 clash in Belo Horizonte on Saturday.

David Luiz officially opened the scoring for Brazil after Thiago Silva's flick-on from a Neymar corner, although replays seemed to suggest the ball had come off Chile's Gonzalo Jara.

But the host nation were pegged back just after the half-hour mark when Alexis Sanchez equalised following sloppy Selecao defending from a throw-in deep in their own half.

Brazil fans were then brought to their feet 10 minutes into the second half only to have their hopes of a second goal dashed after Hulk's strike was disallowed for a handball in the build-up.

Both South American sides struggled to fashion a better goalscoring chance as energy levels dropped and extra-time was unable to separate them.

And so the last-16 tie had to be decided with spot kicks and it was Brazil goalkeeper Julio Cesar who stood out as the hero, pulling off two saves to see Luiz Felipe Scolari's men into the quarter-finals.

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