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Phone/Internet MarketRe: 2weeks Old Samsung Galaxy S3 by 2rhymestharap(op): 3:11pm On Apr 20, 2015
Still Available!!!
Phone/Internet MarketRe: 2weeks Old Samsung Galaxy S3 by 2rhymestharap(op): 5:40pm On Apr 17, 2015
Available!!!
Phone/Internet MarketRe: 2weeks Old Samsung Galaxy S3 by 2rhymestharap(op): 2:55pm On Apr 17, 2015
What re u saying?
Phone/Internet MarketRe: 2weeks Old Samsung Galaxy S3 by 2rhymestharap(op): 9:35am On Apr 17, 2015
It has pouche too, I don forget...

Phone/Internet Market2weeks Old Samsung Galaxy S3 by 2rhymestharap(op): 9:32am On Apr 17, 2015
Neat 2weeks old Samsung galaxy sIII for sale with

It has 56Applications,

Battery lasts for 16hours with data off/talk time (if you want to make and receive calls only).. And 8hours data on [calls browse games everything] ...

Comes with screen protector! A glass.. That is like 3 screen lifespan.. Even if okada match am na the glass go break cheesy

It has no faults ... Nothing at all.... Except one!.... Whch is...

IT IS FOR SALE!!!!!!

Holla me .. Whatsapp 08169123080 or call me!.. Available today @ Ikeja city Mall alausa... So..... 8hours from now it will be sold out!

30K only... Non-negotiable
RomanceRe: Smart Move?see What He Did When Mum Almost Caught Him Watching Porn by 2rhymestharap(m): 8:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
well it happens... get dis straight!.. that moment you hear your mum coming towards you... the fear , grip will hold you , depends on your relationship and respect you have for her.. if my mama catch me,, ehhhnn wetin happen?!.. but you gas respect her .. she wil be dissapointed , vexed and it will be really awkward if she sees you....... FEAR! of that he tryna put it off! but the close she approaches , the more the fear.. when you fed up tryna shutdown you do something crazy to stop it .... i can do the same sha!

SO STOP RANTING LIKE A BEEECH! AND STFU! remove battery when she is 3secs away.. you think say na ur Nokia 2626 wey u dey use comment?
SportsRe: Ben10 5 Days Old Skateboard For Sale by 2rhymestharap(op): 7:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
FREE TUTORIAL VIDEOS FOR INTRESTED BUYER.... SEE VIDEO OF ME SKATEBOARDING HERE JUST 1MB http://www.datafilehost.com/d/baf1ea75
SportsRe: Ben10 5 Days Old Skateboard For Sale by 2rhymestharap(op):
Pictures

SportsBen10 5 Days Old Skateboard For Sale by 2rhymestharap(op): 10:22am On Apr 13, 2015
Affordable ben10 skateboard for sale for just 14,000 only... + free tutorial videos on your flash/memory card for learners....

We can hook up @ ICM Ikeja (Ikeja city mall / shoprite ) ;

comment or call 08169123080..
Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 7:01am On Apr 13, 2015
Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 5:44pm On Apr 04, 2015
"My Name Is 2rhymes" Now trending worldwide.....

Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 6:21am On Apr 04, 2015
SPREAD GOOD MUSIC : 2rhymes - My Name Is 2rhymes ( Prod by 2rhymes) http://djkayceea.com/2rhymes-2rhymes_-my-name-is-2rhymes.../
Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 9:46pm On Apr 02, 2015
**MY NAME IS 2RHYMES PREMIERES ON NOTJUSTOK TOMORROW.... THIS IS LEAKED
Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 11:25am On Apr 02, 2015
This is the Artwork smiley

Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 6:25am On Apr 02, 2015
More downloads please... Abeg!
Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 8:36pm On Apr 01, 2015
Thanks alot.. you definately will know me soon lol..
ITbomb:
Nice clean beat and flow.

Go gentle on the vulgar words, you may never know who or where they may want to sample your track.
You say your name is what? *cos I don't know you* lolz
Jokes EtcRe: VERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op): 8:30pm On Apr 01, 2015
I'm a lyricisit .. Nigerian market made me sound like a street breed.. Beat was produced by me.. + thanks alot

Charliewyt:
The beat is fantastic,
The rap ?, eloquent,
Though I dnt understand all the lyrics, but I can assure you that you are talented..




Please do not make OLAMIDE your role model before You will be infected with his madness.
Jokes EtcVERY HILARIOUS : How Mum Pranked Me Today by 2rhymestharap(op):
Early dis morning after the whole Celebration of the new elected president...

I was puffing Herbs somewhere boys squatter and my phone Rang.. Mum was calling.. I didn't want to pick ... She cals when I have a visitor so I picked and :

Me : "Yeah!"
Mum : Where are you.. Come now now
Me : I'm busy.. Anything happening?
Mum : I just saw you live on MTV nw
Me : Mtv? Me? How?....

[I was wondering how I got on mtv I have not even dropped a video.. How?]

Mum : they wrote 2rhymes on the screen and they were asking you questions , I gues one of your shows lastyr they were interviewing you,
Me: oh oh oh! I was putting on Green top shey?
Mum : ehnnnn ooooo green nii
Me : but Mtv no come that show naa.. But I dey come nw come see
Mum : Do fast oooo,

I rushed inside hoping to see myself on Mtv online to realize it was April fool..

I started laughing... Am not laughin becos I was fooled.. Am laughing because this is a stale....

Got you! ApriL FooL

Please support and help someones with just 1minute of your time ,

1. Download my single just 3.2mb http://www.datafilehost.com/d/d08c2db9 you wil help a lot if you download

2. Please click the share button n drop comments to get dis on the front page just a click Sir/Ma

3. Follow me on Nairaland for more updates or add me pin:259E7C09

God bless you plentifully! For that little favor....
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by 2rhymestharap(m): 9:22pm On Mar 29, 2015
im nt broke im cute
tameera:
grin

Which of the categories do you fall into??
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by 2rhymestharap(m): 10:32pm On Mar 26, 2015
2things exists... 1. be cute n broke... 2. be rich and ugly... i got one of em... but if you are ugly n broke ,, thats a spiritual afffair.. wana xchange contacts grin

tameera:
You look like a verrrry bad boy.....no offence tho, its a good compliment
Music BusinessRe: Pls Help!! I Want Someone To Connect Me To A Music Producer by 2rhymestharap(m): 7:44pm On Mar 18, 2015
add me on facebook Tu Rhymes ... if you wanna be sure google 2rhymes ... then you will know it worth it
Humanbeing1st:
PLS HOW DO I GET UR CONTACT?
RomanceRe: How To Win Every Argument With Your Wife by 2rhymestharap(m): 7:06am On Mar 18, 2015
Not with Ekiti girls... they dont back out
Music BusinessRe: Pls Help!! I Want Someone To Connect Me To A Music Producer by 2rhymestharap(m): 7:02am On Mar 18, 2015
i have everyone of em contact ... like everyone except Donjazzy , Vtek and Shizzy.... Sossick $ Dtunes charges 150k , Sarz 250k , Samklef 400k , Gospelonthebeat 120K , Joshbeatz (wey neva blow self wella) 80k , ...... best advice, you dont need them to elevate .. find a better producer who is dope ... save money n use it to promote... i can guarantee myself for you... just hoola up for just a snippet of one of my hiphop beats... i dont do afropop ohhh i do hiphop,,
RomanceRe: 5 Things Not To Say To The Guy You're Dating by 2rhymestharap(m): 6:56am On Mar 18, 2015
hahaha.... na dis one gangan be the main shii.......

Ladybluecash:
D most important, dnt tell him. I dnt love you and i missed my period
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Date A Runz Girl? by 2rhymestharap(m): 6:52am On Mar 18, 2015
99% dey date runs girl naah... dont you know every girl na runs girl? take a trip to CLUB ROYALE , CLUB10 , LIQUID LOUNGE , CLUB UNO , RUMOURS , DV8 , QUILLOX , CLUB Q ... you go see your loyal girlfriend dey fvck yahooboys 4dere, n u dey do I LOVE YOU..

Best advice..... get money , go club friday night ... carry a random cute hot chick DV8 LEKKI na 30k be least overnight... if you be hustler.. go find 5k for CLUB ROYALE , CLUB VEGAS and few others for Ikeja n surulere you go see,,,,, do that everyday... thats a life

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