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Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Brigadier7(m): 7:01pm On Mar 20, 2016
I COPIED THIS FROM A FRIEND IN AFRICA
DON'T READ IF YOU ARE AGAINST
PREMARITAL SEX. PLEASE I BEG, DON'T READ O
"Baby on your way back can you buy some
condoms, you know we finished the remaining
last night" He asked over the phone.
"Hian, no oh, don't you know am a lady? How
can I enter a pharmacy and request for
condoms?"
This happened many years back and that
mentality is still within us till today. People are
ashamed to buy
condoms, even the vendors aren't helping
matters, they look at you like
"so you too don dey f**k".
If there are people in the pharmacy, they look at
you like you should be eternally condemned to
death
immediately for daring buy a condom. They raise
their noses in disgust and look at you like a
pervert, especially the elderly ones.
Yet we lament on the spike of STDs among the
youth.
Many of them are too ashamed to get condom.
Some ladies want to play it safe, they want their
man to wear protection but he won't want to and
she can't insist because she can't summon the
courage to walk
into a store and buy a pack of condoms. So she
succumbs to his request to go in unclothed.
Some years back at shop rite, I was with my
friends and we bought some things and then
reached the counter to pay. The cashier, shebi na
wetin dem dey call them?...Ok!. So she was really
nice and playful. I saw packs of condoms and
was like "Oh, I even forgot I needed these" and
I took one
pack. Right there the cashier (or whatever they
are called) changed. She became aggressive and
rude.
Normally I ignore such outbursts from people who
mean nothing to me. My friends wouldn't let it go
and they yabbed her to death. I think an
ambulance came to pick her after they bad-
mouthed her.
In school, I needed condoms and as I was going
to get some, a friend gave me some money to also
get for
her. So when I got to the pharmacy I requested
for four packs of you-know-what. The man who
sold it
didn't bat an eyelid but the lady by the side who
came to buy Postinor2 shouted "Jesus Christ".
What's she
shouting for?
Does she know if I want to blow 'blom blom' with
it?
NONSENSE and INGREDIENTS.
I will be the last person to tell an adult not to
enjoy
himself/herself but don't let shame come in the
way of enjoying yourself. Don't risk it by diving
in without a
swimsuit. Be protected. Ladies, there is nothing
like it being «unladylike» to get condoms. If you
get a
disease the shame will be tripled when you go to
treat
yourself. You need to have your own condoms in
case your man wants to pull a fast one on you
and go in butt naked.
Trust me when I say that I know the importance
of being protected *coughs*.
.
Now stand up from wherever you are, go to that
pharmacy, look the person selling the stuff
straight in the eyes and say
"Give me 7 packs of condoms".
You can do it, believe in yourself.
Buh is beta U ZiP Up

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Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by sinaj(f): 7:03pm On Mar 20, 2016
I don't buy CDs tongue







Jux go to any HIV awareness center to know ur status, nd they will giv u a packet to go home with wink

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Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Nobody: 7:27pm On Mar 20, 2016
Sinaj, u dey book space undecided?
Op, God bless u.
But iffa buy am now, wetin I go do with it no cheesy
Blow blow am abi cheesy
Nice one thou wink
We need to stop pretending
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Strahovski1(m): 7:40pm On Mar 20, 2016
Go and get married

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Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 20, 2016
Strahovski1:
Go and get married
gringrin
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by NiRfreak(m): 7:55pm On Mar 20, 2016
Shame ke....ifih say i shame.....that was then . I will even call it with pride and phonetics , if you look at me i will not hesitate to lock eyes with you or make a satirical remark at you.

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Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by sinaj(f): 8:46pm On Mar 20, 2016
HateU2:
Sinaj, u dey book space undecided?
Op, God bless u.
But iffa buy am now, wetin I go do with it no cheesy
Blow blow am abi cheesy
Nice one thou wink
We need to stop pretending
grin

D thread get as e b
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by KingRex1(m): 10:50pm On Mar 20, 2016
OP one bottle of moet for yo! Raw truth
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Nobody: 12:04am On Mar 21, 2016
sinaj:
grin

D thread get as e b
lol cheesy
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by pTomz(m): 12:08am On Mar 21, 2016
Oohpee, may u live long
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Parpor(m): 12:39am On Mar 21, 2016
Janet bring 2 bottles of orijin and 1 plate of fresh fish for ds my nigga...when him finish,gv am lap dance join.....al d bills dey my head

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Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by MoneypassGod(m): 1:17am On Mar 21, 2016
I cant buy CDs at a pharmacy in ma area, I go where no one knows me and buy my thing.
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by refiner(f): 7:33am On Mar 21, 2016
am against pre marital sex buh I must read am!undecided
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Walexsammy(m): 7:45am On Mar 21, 2016
Tiri gbosa for this dude...GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!! grin
Brigadier7:
DON'T READ IF YOU ARE AGAINST
PREMARITAL SEX. PLEASE I BEG, DON'T READ O
"Baby on your way back can you buy some
condoms, you know we finished the remaining
last night" He asked over the phone.
"Hian, no oh, don't you know am a lady? How
can I enter a pharmacy and request for
condoms?"
This happened many years back and that
mentality is still within us till today. People are
ashamed to buy
condoms, even the vendors aren't helping
matters, they look at you like
"so you too don dey f**k".
If there are people in the pharmacy, they look at
you like you should be eternally condemned to
death
immediately for daring buy a condom. They raise
their noses in disgust and look at you like a
pervert, especially the elderly ones.
Yet we lament on the spike of STDs among the
youth.
Many of them are too ashamed to get condom.
Some ladies want to play it safe, they want their
man to wear protection but he won't want to and
she can't insist because she can't summon the
courage to walk
into a store and buy a pack of condoms. So she
succumbs to his request to go in unclothed.
Some years back at shop rite, I was with my
friends and we bought some things and then
reached the counter to pay. The cashier, shebi na
wetin dem dey call them?...Ok!. So she was really
nice and playful. I saw packs of condoms and
was like "Oh, I even forgot I needed these" and
I took one
pack. Right there the cashier (or whatever they
are called) changed. She became aggressive and
rude.
Normally I ignore such outbursts from people who
mean nothing to me. My friends wouldn't let it go
and they yabbed her to death. I think an
ambulance came to pick her after they bad-
mouthed her.
In school, I needed condoms and as I was going
to get some, a friend gave me some money to also
get for
her. So when I got to the pharmacy I requested
for four packs of you-know-what. The man who
sold it
didn't bat an eyelid but the lady by the side who
came to buy Postinor2 shouted "Jesus Christ".
What's she
shouting for?
Does she know if I want to blow 'blom blom' with
it?
NONSENSE and INGREDIENTS.
I will be the last person to tell an adult not to
enjoy
himself/herself but don't let shame come in the
way of enjoying yourself. Don't risk it by diving
in without a
swimsuit. Be protected. Ladies, there is nothing
like it being «unladylike» to get condoms. If you
get a
disease the shame will be tripled when you go to
treat
yourself. You need to have your own condoms in
case your man wants to pull a fast one on you
and go in butt naked.
Trust me when I say that I know the importance
of being protected *coughs*.
.
Now stand up from wherever you are, go to that
pharmacy, look the person selling the stuff
straight in the eyes and say
"Give me 7 packs of condoms".
You can do it, believe in yourself.
Buh is beta U ZiP Up
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by joey150(m): 8:11am On Mar 21, 2016
This condom should be free oh...

Anyways some are too thick for my liking.

But as a monk that i am...thats none of my business
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Brigadier7(m): 8:19am On Mar 21, 2016
refiner:
am against pre marital sex buh I must read am!undecided


then read @ your own risk
Re: Don't Read If You Are Against Premarital Sex by Nobody: 8:29am On Mar 21, 2016
For a Newbie: Kindly recommend a condom brand. Will like to migrate from Pullout to safety. Thank u

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