Godwin10:
Ksslib, you will make a fine writer.... Would get in touch with you soon.

FxDominion:


I laughed until tears were rolling down my cheeks.

I really...really had a good laugh. Thanks for making my day. Happy Easter to all

MosquitoLaps:
Hall 4 boys ever representing! who remembers this
"Who get bread? I get beans!" Naijaboiy, Sylvalord Oliviaarims Carlson001 Blueto et al.

Ray360:
hahahaha! who else wields that extraordinary creative skill to make you laugh your intestines out if not Ksslib? lol.
Guy, All you have said are absolutely true. in my Hostel, there is a guy we call "corporate beggar". This guy can dress like an office worker to class but can beg anything in the hostel. From Onions to Pepper, Garri, spoon, Tomatoes e.T.c. Hostel life is fun! It teaches you how to live and tolerate people from different background with different orientation and character. I love my roommates so much. In my room, you can never go hungry even if you have nothing. these nice guys will feed you! Life in the hostel teaches you to be strong and mould you towards independence. Well done, Ksslib. Mr Broad Thinker. Like I would always call you. I miss you.

tosyne2much:
And may God hear ur prayers bro

Veektoria:

Lol..as in ehh, it turns my green bucket brown after 2-3 days!

Veektoria:

Lol..as in ehh, it turns my green bucket brown after 2-3 days!

Kylexy3000:

lol kpele at least you guys enjoy wifi,light,water...e.t.c

Kylexy3000:

lol kpele at least you give enjoy wifi,light,water...e.t.c

queenfav:
see this my nigga o,sunshine hostel in irri abi?

kelvindim:
Guy you seem like my roommate, are you by chance Emmanuel Raymond? cos the so called "corporate beggar" you talked about stays just opposite my room in hall4 unit 2, chai this guy can beeeg! He can beg back to back from knife to onions to spoon to toothpaste to soup to soap to bucket to G4 (garri: most valuable asset) to even body cream, his normal shaking na ”guy afa you cook?" Thing is, he never sees himself as the begging type instead he perceives himself as the ”is ask I ask" figure. In fact make them leave begging for the guy ooh.

Hostel is fun sha, chai them can move things for state! if you know what I mean by "move" wait until it's exam period don't just bother washing your clothes and spreading outside cos something most surely miss, here's to a victim whom they stole two of his denim(Jean trousers) he hung outside. There's this one guy in hall3 block b 200series, who was washing his clothes downstairs, after hanging he climbed upstairs to get pegs only for him to return to where he hung his dripping clothes and found none on the line he hung them on. You should guess where he saw them, block F! person don move him wet clothes go spread for another block. My guy just jejely pack him cloth go keep for room.

Hall4/hall3 na place wey be say person go spread handkerchief only to pack bedspread, I hail! Just pray rain doesn't fall on the day you finally decided to wash all your dirty clothes if not, wetin you go hear hostel boys dey yell when rain dey fall na "pack your own oh, pack your own oh!" na by then you go know say you don enter one chance!

Yomieluv:
in my hostel then.,you have to take your shoe to the bathroom,else someone will wear it to lectures before you come out of the bathroom.

using your trouser as pillow,else money fit miss for your pocket.

Oliviaarims:

Hi.

Ksslib:

Thanks. No Problem! When you're ready.

Godwin10:

Your digits man. Or anything to contact you with. Thanks.

queenfav:
see this my nigga o,sunshine hostel in irri abi?

Joshrob:


Ya..most popular hostel then but sunshine is no more now.
No body is staying there again,it now a shadow of its self

RobinHez:
Oya make una come... na here e dey happen!

Cc Barnacle, Fabzgrace, Venus007 (Nddc babe... ) SwagkingDope, Yonddaime, Nolio, Imdharay / dharay99, Roastedcorn, Ebayray

And the boss himself Lalasticlala

Proxy001:
"Hide your porter hot plate is coming" this was usually a warning sound for all those cooking with hot plates to hide them because the potters are around.

GrandFinale2017:
u mean hotplate isn't allowed in the hostel?
Ksslib ray360 robinhez

RobinHez:


officially not allowed, buh....

GrandFinale2017:
oga i no go fit survive without hot plate oh, were i go dey get cash to dey buy kerosene daily? Abeg u get any idea how i fit ship am in illegaly but codedly

RobinHez:


I no be pirate...

Buh nobody dey search ur bag when u dey hostel, so no be any big deal, na to just dey careful with your usage, cuz the collective use of the plate dey fit get adverse effect on the power source.

GrandFinale2017:
oga i no go fit survive without hot plate oh, were i go dey get cash to dey buy kerosene daily? Abeg u get any idea how i fit ship am in illegaly but codedly