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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by MaziOmenuko: 10:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
asalimpo:
you can be delivered. God isnt your enemy.Satan is.
Stop to think for a moment, who invented homosxuality? God, satan?
when you were 5 years old, did you ever think men and men should be married? - then your mind was pure.

Now, u've been decieved and your first attack is on God, why not blame the devil ? see- you've been set up.
Many homosxuals, have been free. You wont be the first (or the last)

Isiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Why do you like blaming the devil/Satan for every thing you presume as evil while it is clearly written in the Bible that God is the aurthur of all evil things?
Why are you asking him to blame the devil? Don't you read your Bible?

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by lepasharon(f): 10:35pm On Mar 27, 2016
Jesus had two dads and is doing fine.

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 10:39pm On Mar 27, 2016
lepasharon:
Jesus had two dads and is doing fine.
grin

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:09pm On Mar 27, 2016
MaziOmenuko:


Isiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Why do you like blaming the devil/Satan for every thing you presume as evil while it is clearly written in the Bible that God is the aurthur of all evil things?
Why are you asking him to blame the devil? Don't you read your Bible?
That's the only verse you have to back up your sordid claim. Try again,
come up with more verses. That's how you establish a scriptural doctrince - not with one lone verse.
I dont want to counter you - I want objectivity. Try harder.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:10pm On Mar 27, 2016
lepasharon:
Jesus had two dads and is doing fine.
Everybody has two dads - dont you know.
But that doesnt make every1 homo.

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:17pm On Mar 27, 2016
durentdbiitch:
crack ur brain and think, stop basing ur knowledge on a book filled with fairytale stories. If not for ur parents, who born u into christianity, u wont be typing dis here. Go and think about dis christianity, dont be dumb.
A book filled with fairy tale logic created great men like john bunyan (pilgrim's progress), Martin Luther (justification by faith), etc

A fairy tale book that hs changed more lives allover theworld and isstill changing.
get, your acts straight.
Youhave a problm, your first recourse is to blame God and now you are trying to justify it.

You have no argument.

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:47pm On Mar 27, 2016
durentdbiitch:
And yet u keep picking stories frm dat fairytale book, lets be real for once, ok?
What makes the bible a "fairy tale book"?
Or you just throw around phrases you can't defend.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 11:47pm On Mar 27, 2016
durentdbiitch:
I can't keep following a religion which restricts me as a person, my religion has made me live a painful life, made me depressed in attempt to keep all the rules in an ancient fairytale book called "Bible".
I can't continue living a bondage all in d name of religion.
My life wont be ruined by religion.
Ok, one of the main reasons am denouncing christianity is because of my sexuality, Since my religion and sexuality are irreconcilable, i hav to let one go. Christianity is illogical and silly.
Everyone keeps saying you can't be gay and christian BUT i can be gay and atheist right? smiley


Fvck religion.
welcome on board bro. just like I did early this year too. In fact I now know that the Christian god is not the creator of the universe but Domino Reverad, the God of scientists and he does not demand our worship but demands using our brains to discover his never-ending works.

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 11:56pm On Mar 27, 2016
asalimpo:

That's the only verse you have to back up your sordid claim. Try again,
come up with more verses. That's how you establish a scriptural doctrince - not with one lone verse.
I dont want to counter you - I want objectivity. Try harder.
wetin this one dey tok sef? Domino Reverad is the real God, Jehovah is one of his sons but he was stubborn and wicked, creating evil. I hate Jehovah and his adopted son Jesus.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:01am On Mar 28, 2016
geoworldedu:
wetin this one dey tok sef? Domino Reverad is the real God, Jehovah is one of his sons but he was stubborn and wicked, creating evil. I hate Jehovah and his adopted son Jesus.
What of satan? how dyu feel about him?
After all, you are preaching a wrong theology.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 1:09am On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:

What of satan? how dyu feel about him?
After all, you are preaching a wrong theology.
my hatred for Jehovah stems from the facts that he killed over ten million people all through the bible and because my soul hates murderer, that's why I hate him with passion. Jehovah is a Bokoharam. Now I don't have much problem with Satan because the bible did not give a record of his killings as they did to that of Jehovah. I don't feel safe serving Jehovah who is a murderer, the disobedient son of Reverad my own God. If you need bible passages where Jehovah killed, I will give you plenty. David his servant sef is another subject matter. You can imagine that daaft guy cutting 100 human preek(peniis) according to the go-ahead of Jehovah. I HATE MURDERERS.

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by AccidentalGenius: 1:52am On Mar 28, 2016
Christians religious followers and or worshipers are as good as zombies. Shouting into thin air waiting for an answer. Divine call or whatever. Every sunday they talk and wail into the air for anwers. I keep wondering why they havent noticed it changes nothing in their life and all they do is contribute money to make a glorified pastor rich. They are not the caring people they preach about sef. Something good happens praise jesus. Something bad it is the lords doing. I will jus slap your brainless head
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 2:28am On Mar 28, 2016
geoworldedu:
my hatred for Jehovah stems from the facts that he killed over ten million people all through the bible and because my soul hates murderer, that's why I hate him with passion. Jehovah is a Bokoharam. Now I don't have much problem with Satan because the bible did not give a record of his killings as they did to that of Jehovah. I don't feel safe serving Jehovah who is a murderer, the disobedient son of Reverad my own God. If you need bible passages where Jehovah killed, I will give you plenty. David his servant sef is another subject matter. You can imagine that daaft guy cutting 100 human preek(peniis) according to the go-ahead of Jehovah. I HATE MURDERERS.
Like i said, you have no argument or case.
You are looking for justification to base your immoral actions on.

Jehovah killed over 10m - how did you arrive at this figure?
What is murder? And what is the context the acts are based on?
You have no idea of context, dont want to base your case on context,
because if you do , your case will collapse.
Stop this hollow behaviour of yours - its empty.

David cut of 100 joysticks - what a stinking liar you are.
Like i said, you want to make a decision, make it . Stop trying to salve your conscience with distorted arguments.
David, got 100 foreskins, from the philistines. He circumcised 100 men forcefully.
How is that cutting off 100 pe.nises? Just wanna exaggerate ?
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 6:35am On Mar 28, 2016
geoworldedu:
welcome on board bro. just like I did early this year too. In fact I now know that the Christian god is not the creator of the universe but Domino Reverad, the God of scientists and he does not demand our worship but demands using our brains to discover his never-ending works.
Thanks.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 6:36am On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:

What makes the bible a "fairy tale book"?
Or you just throw around phrases you can't defend.
Even a baby knws d bible is a fairytale book.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 7:09am On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:

Like i said, you have no argument or case.
You are looking for justification to base your immoral actions on.

Jehovah killed over 10m - how did you arrive at this figure?
What is murder? And what is the context the acts are based on?
You have no idea of context, dont want to base your case on context,
because if you do , your case will collapse.
Stop this hollow behaviour of yours - its empty.

David cut of 100 joysticks - what a stinking liar you are.
Like i said, you want to make a decision, make it . Stop trying to salve your conscience with distorted arguments.
David, got 100 foreskins, from the philistines. He circumcised 100 men forcefully.
How is that cutting off 100 pe.nises? Just wanna exaggerate ?

1 Samuel 18:25-27 New International
Version (NIV)
Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king
wants no other price for the bride than a
hundred Philistine foreskins, to take
revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was
to have David fall by the hands of the
Philistines.
When the attendants told David these
things, he was pleased to become the
king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted
time elapsed, David took his men with
him and went out and killed two hundred
Philistines and brought back their
foreskins. They counted out the full number
to the king so that David might become the
king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his
daughter Michal in marriage.


Foreskin= peniis head.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 7:15am On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:

Like i said, you have no argument or case.
You are looking for justification to base your immoral actions on.

Jehovah killed over 10m - how did you arrive at this figure?
What is murder? And what is the context the acts are based on?
You have no idea of context, dont want to base your case on context,
because if you do , your case will collapse.
Stop this hollow behaviour of yours - its empty.

David cut of 100 joysticks - what a stinking liar you are.
Like i said, you want to make a decision, make it . Stop trying to salve your conscience with distorted arguments.
David, got 100 foreskins, from the philistines. He circumcised 100 men forcefully.
How is that cutting off 100 pe.nises? Just wanna exaggerate ?
.
So the LORD sent a plague on Israel
from that morning until the end of the time
designated, and seventy thousand of the
people from Dan to Beersheba died.


So now we have 70,000 people dead. Let me continue.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:22am On Mar 28, 2016
geoworldedu:
.
So the LORD sent a plague on Israel
from that morning until the end of the time
designated, and seventy thousand of the
people from Dan to Beersheba died.


So now we have 70,000 people dead. Let me continue.
Why did he send the plague? - You can read and comprehend , so state why?
Or did he wake up one morning and start wiping away people irascibly?
State the context.
You want to accuse but lack context.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:24am On Mar 28, 2016
geoworldedu:


1 Samuel 18:25-27 New International
Version (NIV)
Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king
wants no other price for the bride than a
hundred Philistine foreskins, to take
revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was
to have David fall by the hands of the
Philistines.
When the attendants told David these
things, he was pleased to become the
king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted
time elapsed, David took his men with
him and went out and killed two hundred
Philistines and brought back their
foreskins. They counted out the full number
to the king so that David might become the
king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his
daughter Michal in marriage.


Foreskin= peniis head.
Which biology textbook did you read?
when did foreskin = "peniis head"?
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:26am On Mar 28, 2016
durentdbiitch:
Even a baby knws d bible is a fairytale book.
oh yeah!! which babies?
A fairy talebook in what class? Name other "fairy tale books" in the same class as the bible.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:31am On Mar 28, 2016
AccidentalGenius:
Christians religious followers and or worshipers are as good as zombies. Shouting into thin air waiting for an answer. Divine call or whatever. Every sunday they talk and wail into the air for anwers. I keep wondering why they havent noticed it changes nothing in their life and all they do is contribute money to make a glorified pastor rich. They are not the caring people they preach about sef. Something good happens praise jesus. Something bad it is the lords doing. I will jus slap your brainless head
If people had not had answers to prayer, no one would be testifying what God had done.
The testimonies of christians alone about God's answers to prayer have won over unbelievers to the faith.
Find some better criticism because this one is dead on arrival.

God is as real to some people as their earthly parents , brothers, sisters or neighbours.
Try harder.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 7:37am On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:

Which biology textbook did you read?
when did foreskin = "peniis head"?

Definition from all the reference books I checked:


Foreskin: The fold of skin which covers the
head (the glans) of the penis. Also called the
prepuce. So let's just say the truth here, David, the man after Jehovah's heart, cut 100 'oko' sorry 'priicks. Wetin god wan use priick do nah? priick Na chewing stick?
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 7:47am On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:

oh yeah!! which babies?
A fairy talebook in what class? Name other "fairy tale books" in the same class as the bible.
The quran.

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 7:49am On Mar 28, 2016
edan15:


Definition from all the reference books I checked:


Foreskin: The fold of skin which covers the
head (the glans) of the penis. Also called the
prepuce. So let's just say the truth here, David, the man after Jehovah's heart, cut 100 'oko' sorry 'priicks. Wetin god wan use priick do nah? priick Na chewing stick?
grin grin

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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 8:01am On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:

Like i said, you have no argument or case.
You are looking for justification to base your immoral actions on.
Jehovah killed over 10m - how did you arrive at this figure?
What is murder? And what is the context the acts are based on?
You have no idea of context, dont want to base your case on context,
because if you do , your case will collapse.
Stop this hollow behaviour of yours - its empty.
David cut of 100 joysticks - what a stinking liar you are.
Like i said, you want to make a decision, make it . Stop trying to salve your conscience with distorted arguments.
David, got 100 foreskins, from the philistines. He circumcised 100 men forcefully.
How is that cutting off 100 pe.nises? Just wanna exaggerate ?


2 Samuel 5:8 :

And David said on that day, Whoever gets up
to the gutter, and smites the Jebusites, and
the lame and the blind that are hated of
David's soul, he shall be chief and captain.

Why they said, The blind and the lame shall
not come into the house.

David, wetin blind and lame people do for you nah? You still command your soldiers to go and kill them because you hate them? Yet god still like you. If god likes you killing then it's certain he likes the bokoharam too and he is probably the one who sent them to be bombing people up and down.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:23pm On Mar 28, 2016
edan15:


Definition from all the reference books I checked:


Foreskin: The fold of skin which covers the
head (the glans) of the penis. Also called the
prepuce. So let's just say the truth here, David, the man after Jehovah's heart, cut 100 'oko' sorry 'priicks. Wetin god wan use priick do nah? priick Na chewing stick?
So the skin is equal to the 'shaft' itself!! see your thinking.
In your bid to color it more for effect, you have to outrightly lie.
Yet, you want ot come of as objectively being atheists.
See, God doesnt need you , if you think you're doing Him a favor coming to Him.
You can comfortably go to Hell and he'll preserve your right to do so.
But just dont say, you objectively reached the conclusion to do so because of His character,
because you and I both know that isnt the case.

Here you are outrightly lying and exaggerating to color Some one bad.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:24pm On Mar 28, 2016
durentdbiitch:
The quran.
What exactly makes them fairy tale books?
Or maybe you dont know what fairy tales are about.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:30pm On Mar 28, 2016
edan15:


2 Samuel 5:8 :

And David said on that day, Whoever gets up
to the gutter, and smites the Jebusites, and
the lame and the blind that are hated of
David's soul, he shall be chief and captain.

Why they said, The blind and the lame shall
not come into the house.

David, wetin blind and lame people do for you nah? You still command your soldiers to go and kill them because you hate them? Yet god still like you. If god likes you killing then it's certain he likes the bokoharam too and he is probably the one who sent them to be bombing people up and down.

You are trying to establish a case. But first , who were the Jebusites?
What were their atrocities? What attracted such harsh treatment to them?
Can you go back and research the background of this people?
You just want to lift one verse and base a doctrine on it.
Try harder.

Two, to find such obscure verses , would require a lot of deep searching.
Meaning, you are really fishing for anything to use to discredit.
On the way to such verses, didnt you find any positive verse?
Why do i ask?
An objective researcher weighs all evidence and facts - good or bad - not just
those that suits his whims, which is what you are doing.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Weah96: 2:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:


David, got 100 foreskins, from the philistines. [size=18pt]He circumcised 100 men forcefully.[/size]
How is that cutting off 100 pe.nises? Just wanna exaggerate ?

I don't know about you, but I prefer to have the procedure approved by a family member myself.

Something is wrong with you, though, seriously.
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Weah96: 2:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
asalimpo:


David, got 100 foreskins, from the philistines. [size=18pt]He circumcised 100 men forcefully.[/size]
How is that cutting off 100 pe.nises? Just wanna exaggerate ?
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 2:14pm On Mar 28, 2016
Weah96:


I don't know about you, but I prefer to have the procedure approved by a family member myself.

Something is wrong with you, though, seriously.
grin grin
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by manmustwac(m): 3:02pm On Mar 28, 2016
durentdbiitch:
I can't keep following a religion which restricts me as a person, my religion has made me live a painful life, made me depressed in attempt to keep all the rules in an ancient fairytale book called "Bible".
I can't continue living a bondage all in d name of religion.
My life wont be ruined by religion.
Ok, one of the main reasons am denouncing christianity is because of my sexuality, Since my religion and sexuality are irreconcilable, i hav to let one go. Christianity is illogical and silly.
Everyone keeps saying you can't be gay and christian BUT i can be gay and atheist right? smiley


Fvck religion.
Thats right op fvck religion its the opium of the masses.

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