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Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? / When She Knows You're Cheating But Haven't Been Caught / When A Girl Is Caught Cheating (2) (3) (4)

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. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:56am On Mar 30, 2016
cool
Re: . by wolfgangg(m): 10:59am On Mar 30, 2016
I've never cheated.
Re: . by vizkiz: 11:02am On Mar 30, 2016
You can't catch the wind can you? undecided
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04am On Mar 30, 2016
vizkiz:
You can't catch the wind can you? undecided
Lol... No one is a cheat until such a person is caught grin
Re: . by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 11:10am On Mar 30, 2016
smellymouth YOU DINT TELL ME YOU GHAT A BROTHER HERE......??op
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 11:13am On Mar 30, 2016
quote author=FlawlessRebirth2 post=44244657]smellymouth YOU DINT TELL ME YOU GHAT A BROTHER HERE......??op[/quote] my mouth doesn't smell, it's only my anus that smells so how am I related to smelly mouth undecided

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Re: . by Smellymouth: 11:14am On Mar 30, 2016
FlawlessRebirth2:
smelly.mouth YOU DINT TELL ME YOU GHAT A BROTHER HERE......??op

cheesy grin cheesy grin I know him not ooo

Re: . by Monalisa185(f): 11:18am On Mar 30, 2016
one man, one woman
Re: . by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 11:19am On Mar 30, 2016
SmellingAnus:
quote author=FlawlessRebirth2 post=44244657]smellymouth YOU DINT TELL ME YOU GHAT A BROTHER HERE......??op my mouth doesn't smell, it's only my anus that smells so how am I related to smelly mouth undecided
.NA UNA KNOW OO
Re: . by Nobody: 11:19am On Mar 30, 2016
Lol...I hope NL won't stank as we got smellymouth & now smellinganus... maybe tomorrow smellyarmpit or smellingfoot... grin grin grin
Re: . by Smellymouth: 11:22am On Mar 30, 2016
KashyBaby:
Lol...I hope NL won't stank as we got smellym.outh & now smelling.anus... maybe tomorrow smellyarmpit or smellingfoot... grin grin grin

What about smellyT0**?

Re: . by Nobody: 11:26am On Mar 30, 2016
Smellymouth:


What about smellyT0**?



U can have that... grin
Re: . by Affable0709(m): 11:27am On Mar 30, 2016
My friend is guilty of this....
I've always told him ... Don't ever let your girl know you've got another.... Nigga would tell his main chic that this is his crush or ex .... Or showing her the girl he likes . You don't give this girls any clue ..
Make them precious at a time,

Code: dont give them reasons to feel you're cheating... When caught,deny it! Defend it!
. I'm not teaching you how to cheat... I'm not good at it either, but I learn from friends...

undecided
Re: . by gamaliel121(m): 11:28am On Mar 30, 2016
Very soon, we'll have smellypussy
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 11:29am On Mar 30, 2016
KashyBaby:
Lol...I hope NL won't stank as we got smellymouth & now smellinganus... maybe tomorrow smellyarmpit or smellingfoot... grin grin grin
I know your anus doesnt smell grin grin grin
Re: . by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 30, 2016
SmellingAnus:
I know your anus doesnt smell grin grin grin




Not at all... grin
Re: . by Peacefulgold(m): 11:33am On Mar 30, 2016
Have double dated once but one of d girls made me do it...and d funniest part is dat they were leaving on d same street in school den,I was living wit one of them in d same compound,it was hell for me...thank God I survived ...
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 11:33am On Mar 30, 2016
KashyBaby:





Not at all... grin
good for you... As for me I only admire people (girls) that have smelling anus like me... kiss kiss
Re: . by Nobody: 11:35am On Mar 30, 2016
SmellingAnus:
good for you... As for me I only admire people (girls) that have smelling anus like me... kiss kiss



No wonder... I bet u have a big behind too.. grin that's hard to clean.
Re: . by Smellymouth: 11:37am On Mar 30, 2016
KashyBaby:




U can have that... grin

cheesy

Re: . by Surfboard(m): 11:38am On Mar 30, 2016
I wasn't caught, just started feeling guilty about the whole thing so I owned up to the girl I was seeing at the time. Asked for forgiveness, she forgave and we moved on from it.
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2016
Surfboard:
I wasn't caught, just started feeling guilty about the whole thing so I owned up to the girl I was seeing at the time. Asked for forgiveness, she forgave and we moved on from it.
you are a honest person then... Thumbs up
Re: . by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 04, 2016
SmellingAnus:
Was in a particular relationship and I felt my girl wasn't giving me her attention and time... So I invited this girl to my house whom I know has a crush on me... We made love and I foolishly recorded it with my phone and forgot.. my girl later saw it and asked me if a girl visited me, I told her no and I received a hotslap from her and she showed me the video... I was dumbfounded cos I thought I had deleted it... I begged her, although it took weeks but she later forgave me... Let's share our experiences please grin




Tnx for following me Boss grin I replied ur pm btw... cool
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17am On Apr 04, 2016
KashyBaby:





Tnx for following me Boss grin I replied ur pm btw... cool
tempted to say you are the best thing that has happened to me on nairaland but its true.. for now yes you are.. cool cool
Re: . by Nobody: 11:24am On Apr 04, 2016
SmellingAnus:
tempted to say you are the best thing that has happened to me on nairaland but its true.. for now yes you are.. cool cool





Aaaawww...that's sweet... grin


have U received my email yet? cool
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 11:29am On Apr 04, 2016
KashyBaby:






Aaaawww...that's sweet... grin


have U received my email yet? cool
yes dear.... Sent you a reply cool cool
Re: . by Nobody: 12:52pm On Apr 04, 2016
Left skul and traveld to enugu to hav fun wit a male frnd. We were nt dating ooo. We jxt needed some space asin to catch some lil fun, so we travld to enugu. Just fr a day, 2return d nextday.
I told my bf aw b goin 2nightclass to read dt day so we cnt c.mlol.everitin went well, was so fun, til I came bck d nxt day. (We actually slept in d same room, bt hey u have male frnds nah, those vry close ones)

Few months latr, my bf saw d chat I had wit my female frnd, I was gistin her abt d trip, even snt pix to ha, d worst tin was..I was like.. Babe o dis one wey dis guy just dey spend anyhw, hope he wunt ask fr se.x @nyt.. Nd my mumu's frnd reply was.. Babe enjoy urslf ojare grin grin grin

My boo askd if I went to hotel wit any guy nd I said no, he immieditly gave a an unexpectd hot slap sad sad my jaw literarily shifted, aswr my jaw moved sad my papa sef neva gimme dt kain hot slap b4 sad

true! I knw say me sef no try. Bt slapping me is way worst dan wat I did

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Re: . by izaray(f): 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2016
[quote author=naughtynaughty post=44396906]Left skul and traveld to enugu to hav fun wit a male frnd. We were nt dating ooo. We jxt needed some space asin to catch some lil fun, so we travld to enugu. Just fr a day, 2return d nextday.
I told my bf aw b goin 2nightclass to read dt day so we cnt c.mlol.everitin went well, was so fun, til I came bck d nxt day. (We actually slept in d same room, bt hey u have male frnds nah, those vry close ones)

Few months latr, my bf saw d chat I had wit my female frnd, I was gistin her abt d trip, even snt pix to ha, d worst tin was..I was like.. Babe o dis one wey dis guy just dey spend anyhw, hope he wunt ask fr se.x @nyt.. Nd my mumu's frnd reply was.. Babe enjoy urslf ojare grin grin grin

My boo askd if I went to hotel wit any guy nd I said no, he immieditly gave a an unexpectd hot slap sad sad my jaw literarily shifted, aswr my jaw moved sad my papa sef neva gimme dt kain hot slap b4 sad[/quoteBabe am very sure, dat hot slap reset ur brain, and u immediately came back to ur senses grin grin grin
Re: . by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 04, 2016
SmellingAnus:
Was in a particular relationship and I felt my girl wasn't giving me her attention and time... So I invited this girl to my house whom I know has a crush on me... We made love and I foolishly recorded it with my phone and forgot.. my girl later saw it and asked me if a girl visited me, I told her no and I received a hotslap from her and she showed me the video... I was dumbfounded cos I thought I had deleted it... I begged her, although it took weeks but she later forgave me... Let's share our experiences please grin
she should have used pestle to break your head. Why did u record it?
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 1:48pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
she should have used pestle to break your head. Why did u record it?
Lol... Felt like making my own porn... But I forgot to delete it... Damn... I behaved foolishly...
Re: . by firstking01(m): 1:49pm On Apr 04, 2016
Cheating is the last thing i will ever do to a girl i lovecry
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 1:52pm On Apr 04, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Left skul and traveld to enugu to hav fun wit a male frnd. We were nt dating ooo. We jxt needed some space asin to catch some lil fun, so we travld to enugu. Just fr a day, 2return d nextday.
I told my bf aw b goin 2nightclass to read dt day so we cnt c.mlol.everitin went well, was so fun, til I came bck d nxt day. (We actually slept in d same room, bt hey u have male frnds nah, those vry close ones)

Few months latr, my bf saw d chat I had wit my female frnd, I was gistin her abt d trip, even snt pix to ha, d worst tin was..I was like.. Babe o dis one wey dis guy just dey spend anyhw, hope he wunt ask fr se.x @nyt.. Nd my mumu's frnd reply was.. Babe enjoy urslf ojare grin grin grin

My boo askd if I went to hotel wit any guy nd I said no, he immieditly gave a an unexpectd hot slap sad sad my jaw literarily shifted, aswr my jaw moved sad my papa sef neva gimme dt kain hot slap b4 sad
aww... Sorry for the slap dear.... So do you regret spending time with the guy or you regret getting caught? smiley

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