Errrrm ..... Now don't be too harsh on 'em cause we might be talking about Lalasticlala or ishilove here, for example, currently dating your future spouse and we wouldnt wanna wish them so much bad.
Now lets go.

On behalf of Seun, my oga at the top of Nairaland, i say make that person wey currently dey service im future personal person kpekus get never ending purge

my brother ok here I go............my future wife I must be the one to disvirgin you o.

That's mine

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Pray make the present babe for dey small small dey do so that im custard go remain for una to make pikin

And then

Cholls:
my brother ok here I go............my future wife I must be the one to disvirgin you o.

Girl wey dem hang im leg for up now now now dey do directional drilling for im oil well

Pls remain small for me o

I dey pity the guy wey go marry my current babe. The kind anal wey she dey receive from me no be here. Infact i don use over sammaring give the poor girl bow leg. I pray she go later meet omenka, demdem or ngeneukwenu

Sweetheart my heart is bound by your love. I don't need a perfect wife. All I want is a pleasant trouble maker who can get annoyed and liven up after been teased. Who would talk a lot, who would be so fond of lovie-lovie in public, who would use 'darling' and complementary words for ppl around me. A comedian who would make visitors feel like not leaving after paying us a visit. Wherever you are God will direct ur path to where mine will meet it.

STFUand4kMeHARD:
I dey pity the guy wey go marry my current babe. The kind anal wey she dey receive from me no be here. Infact i don use over sammaring give the poor girl bow leg. I pray she go later meet omenka, demdem or ngeneukwenu

baht guy

STFUareyouGod:
Pls remain small for me o

Guy chillax, na ellastic, e no dey finish

RadicallyBlunt:
Sweetheart my heart is bound by your love. I don't need a perfect wife. All I want is a pleasant trouble maker who can get annoyed and liven up after been teased. Who would talk a lot, who would be so fond of lovie-lovie in public, who would use 'darling' and complementary words for ppl around me. A comedian who would make visitors feel like not leaving after paying us a visit. Wherever you are God will direct ur path to where mine will meet it.

Matured

DickDastardly:

Guy chillax, na ellastic, e no dey finish

but make e for no worn out. Make e no go pass elasticity limit

Lol

STFUareyouGod:
but make e for no worn out. Make e no go pass elasticity limit

Na true my brother, i.e make e no from light pink turn greyish black from wears and tears of over frictional perpetual to and fro motion abrasion

AlienStar:
Lol

dey there make bad girls dey corrode your future hubby strenght and pocket. abeg sama prayer for their head

STFUareyouGod:
Pls remain small for me o

wey me don dey finish her with wheel barrow??

Emac34:
wey me don dey finish her with wheel barrow??

Hehehehe that's not my future wife

DickDastardly:

Na true my brother, i.e make e no from light pink turn greyish black from wears and tears of over frictional perpetual to and fro motion abrasion

That kind thing Na.

sister, Abeg, don't spend his money too much he has a future wife.

I really don't need to, 'cause he can't be messed with!

DickDastardly:

dey there make bad girls dey corrode your future hubby strenght and pocket. abeg sama prayer for their head

AlienStar:
I really don't need to, 'cause he can't be messed with!

dem no dey sure finish oooo!

STFUand4kMeHARD:
I dey pity the guy wey go marry my current babe. The kind anal wey she dey receive from me no be here. Infact i don use over sammaring give the poor girl bow leg. I pray she go later meet omenka, demdem or ngeneukwenu

U too funny abeg

adepeter26:
That's mine

Lol

RadicallyBlunt:
Sweetheart my heart is bound by your love. I don't need a perfect wife. All I want is a pleasant trouble maker who can get annoyed and liven up after been teased. Who would talk a lot, who would be so fond of lovie-lovie in public, who would use 'darling' and complementary words for ppl around me. A comedian who would make visitors feel like not leaving after paying us a visit. Wherever you are God will direct ur path to where mine will meet it.

AMEN

I know buh my future husband is a chineked-child and won't deal with badt girls.

DickDastardly:

dem no dey sure finish oooo!

so no need to pray!

Titilayooni:
AMEN

Cutie. Nice dp

RadicallyBlunt:

Cutie. Nice dp

Thanks

RadicallyBlunt:
Sweetheart my heart is bound by your love. I don't need a perfect wife. All I want is a pleasant trouble maker who can get annoyed and liven up after been teased. Who would talk a lot, who would be so fond of lovie-lovie in public, who would use 'darling' and complementary words for ppl around me. A comedian who would make visitors feel like not leaving after paying us a visit. Wherever you are God will direct ur path to where mine will meet it.

omo this wan don think imagine come digest these words wey he/she write for here ooo

sexymoma:
omo this wan don think imagine come digest these words wey he/she write for here ooo

Lol. E dey happen like so sometimes.

RadicallyBlunt:

Lol. E dey happen like so sometimes.

my bro/sis... If na poem be that carry am go ojota u go sell wella