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Is Satan A Nigerian? by Nezan(m): 10:04am On Jul 28, 2009
Why are we suffering in the mist of plenty, killings, joblessness, strikes, oil bunkering, militancy, election rigging, terrorist attacks, prostitution, eratic power supply, bad roads , ? WHY NIGERIA Please, was Satan born in Nigeria??
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by Horus(m): 10:34am On Jul 28, 2009
Nezan:

Why are we suffering in the mist of plenty, killings, joblessness, strikes, oil bunkering, militancy, election rigging, terrorist attacks, prostitution, eratic power supply, bad roads , ? WHY NIGERIA Please, was Satan born in Nigeria??

You are worshiping the image of Satan on the Cross and you wonder why there is plenty, killings, joblessness, strikes, oil bunkering, militancy, election rigging, terrorist attacks, prostitution, eratic power supply, bad roads etc.?
Satan is just giving you what you deserve for worshiping his own image on the Cross.
Satan hijacked your religion long time ago. You better wake up!!.
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by jagunlabi(m): 11:50am On Jul 28, 2009
Word! It is wake up time for nigerians or things will only get worse.
Horus:

You are worshiping the image of Satan on the Cross and you wonder why there is plenty, killings, joblessness, strikes, oil bunkering, militancy, election rigging, terrorist attacks, prostitution, eratic power supply, bad roads etc.?
Satan is just giving you what you deserve for worshiping his own image on the Cross.
Satan hijacked your religion long time ago. You better wake up!!.
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by Nezan(m): 12:59pm On Jul 28, 2009
Horus:

You are worshiping the image of Satan on the Cross and you wonder why there is plenty, killings, joblessness, strikes, oil bunkering, militancy, election rigging, terrorist attacks, prostitution, eratic power supply, bad roads etc.?
Satan is just giving you what you deserve for worshiping his own image on the Cross.
Satan hijacked your religion long time ago. You better wake up!!.

What a very dumb answer?

You mean satan hijacked Christianity that is why Nigerians are suffering?

Are all Nigerians Christians?


Is the Nigerian President Christian?

Oh, I now understand you, because satan hijacked the religion of our president that is while we are suffering,,,,sorry for letting muslims rule us,,,,,pity tongue
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by manmustwac(m): 1:37pm On Jul 28, 2009
I don't know whether Satan is a Nigerian but all Nigerians are Satans. What i mean by Satans is very bad selfish, self centred people etc etc.
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by horse703: 3:19pm On Jul 28, 2009
it is not only nigeria but but majority of african countries. God does not have a hand in anything there, it is the people and the gov., God has given the mind and wisdom to all men, we are responsible for whatever happens to us whether christian or non-christian, it is only africans who are quick to blame God for everything, this is wht someone called intellectual laziness, really, an african president decides to use countries money to feed himself first until satisfied before thinking bout people, a white president will use money to feed the people first before thinking bout himself that is the basic difference.
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by Thor(m): 3:21pm On Jul 28, 2009
Satan not be a Nigerian as Satan is a good guy. Lucifer rocks and is cool and as such can not be Nigerian  wink wink
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by SoWhat77(f): 3:30pm On Jul 28, 2009
Nigerians are not Satan but the whole earth is lying in the power of the wicked one and ALL humans are being influenced. Also in the last days the bible prophesied that this is the way we would know we were living in the "last days" at 2 Timothy 3:1-5 it clearly says- But know this that in the "last days"critical times hard to deal with will be here 2 men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, 3 having no natural affection, not open to agreement, slanderers, without self control, fierce, without love of goodness,4 betrayers, headstrong, puffed up with pride, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God 5 having a form of Godly devotion but proving false to its power and from these things turn away.
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by jagunlabi(m): 4:00pm On Jul 28, 2009
Apologies to Satan/Lucifer,then.Actually,going by the OT,satan is clean.
The OP should change the thread heading to, "IS YAHWEH A NIGERIAN?" Now that is much more appropriate,according to the OT bible. wink
Yahweh,now that is one badass mofo.
Thor:

Satan not be a Nigerian as Satan is a good guy. Lucifer rocks and is cool and as such can not be Nigerian  wink wink
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by FMK(m): 4:10pm On Jul 28, 2009
jagunlabi:

Apologies to Satan/Lucifer,then.Actually,going by the OT,satan is clean.
The OP should change the thread heading to, "IS YAHWEH A NIGERIAN?" Now that is much more appropriate,according to the OT bible. wink
Yahweh,now that is one badass mofo.


Yahweh does not permit People living in pain Nigeria is like babylone or Sodom or Pergam in the old age
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by jagunlabi(m): 4:15pm On Jul 28, 2009
You obviuosly have not read the old testament.Yahweh delights greatly in inflicting the most excruciating pain on innocent people.Pick up your bible and read the OT part of it to know yahweh better.
FMK:


Yahweh does not permit People living in pain Nigeria is like babylone or Sodom or Pergam in the old age
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by Thor(m): 4:20pm On Jul 28, 2009
Lucifer is a really cool guy, not like God and his sidekick Jesus who are constantly threatening you with burning in hell  tongue

Lucifer does not ask that you love or worship him and he never threatens you and he is always capable of giving you a good time  cheesy cheesy cheesy

Maybe Nigerians are the new devils incarnate? makes allot of sense grin

God will say, choose me or I will make you into a Nigerian  grin grin
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by MrCrackles(m): 4:23pm On Jul 28, 2009
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I dont know. . . .
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by FMK(m): 4:28pm On Jul 28, 2009
jagunlabi:

You obviuosly have not read the old testament.Yahweh delights greatly in inflicting the most excruciating pain on innocent people.Pick up your bible and read the OT part of it to know yahweh better.

Of course, but for nigeria  is excess and obsolete   is  so much,
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by jagunlabi(m): 4:29pm On Jul 28, 2009
You meant to say,"Nigerians are the new yahwehs incarnate".grin
Thor:

Maybe Nigerians are the new devils incarnate? makes allot of sense grin
God will say, choose me or I will make you into a Nigerian  grin grin
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by jagunlabi(m): 4:31pm On Jul 28, 2009
How excessive can nigerians be to have outdone the master of excessiveness and obscenities himself,yahweh? Nigerians are merely displaying the traits of the jewish deity whom they worship.
FMK:

Of course, but for nigeria  is excess and obsolete   is  so much, 
Re: Is Satan A Nigerian? by Horus(m): 5:19pm On Jul 28, 2009
Nezan:

What a very dumb answer?

You mean satan hijacked Christianity that is why Nigerians are suffering?

Are all Nigerians Christians?


Is the Nigerian President Christian?

Oh, I now understand you, because satan hijacked the religion of our president that is while we are suffering,,,,sorry for letting muslims rule us,,,,,pity tongue

The dumb here is you because you are not enought clever to realise that Satan Hijacked Islam too.
You better wake up!!

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