10.The Girl Whose Parents Do Everything For Her: She's never held a job in her life.She has yet to discover what it means to be self sufficient, but she has great potential for the world.

9.The One That Only Cares About Academics: She doesn't drink, and frequently spends her Friday nights cooped up in the Library preparing for an exam 3 weeks away.
Everyone envies her work ethic, yet they don't care enough to apply themselves as much as she does.

8.The Girl Obsessed With Her Boyfriend: She's never at house and doesn't have the enthusiasm of reading.She started university with a ton of girlfriends and now rarely talks to any of them.People question her independence sometimes.

7.The Girl Obsessed With Every Guy She Meets:She's boy crazy.If he's giving her attention, she'll give him whatever he wants in return.She's yet to meet Mr. Right, and she's scared that she might never see.

6.The One Always Attached With Drama:You go to this girl for the latest scoop on everything.She's addicted to social media, and usually knows what's up before it even hits Twitter.This girl can be your best friend, or your worst enemy..."Team Jenifa's Diary".

5.The Enigma:This is the mysterious girl people don't know much about.She's quiet and more on the introverted side, but deep down she has a lot of opinions, some of which she would rather not share.

4.The Girl That Keeps To Herself:She minds her own business and lets her success be her voice.She's humble and a hard worker.

3.The Girl That Literally Knows Everyone:You can't go anywhere with this girl without running into at least 5 people she knows.
She's the life of the party, awmd the one person everyone wants to be friends with.

2.The Hipster:This is the girl you will often find reading a novel or watching a documentary.The girl with the sexy yet sophisticated glasses, the girl who prefers oversized blouse, shirts, trousers and shirts..

1.The Super Independent Girl:She goes to school full time while holding a job.She doesn't rely on anyone else to make her happy.
She knows what she has to do to succeed, and she does it.

hmm nice one @op. lemme just add the girl that has the biggest and latest smartphones in class, they dress well, fix brazillian hairs, look down on other ladies, they gossip a lot in class, they are dull, they sit at the back sit in the classroom close to the window, after lectures they go to their hostels, eat lavishly, gossip, chat on bbm and end up their day watching nollywood movies with their flatscreen tv in their rooms till sleep off. these set of ladies bribe lecturers a lot, a course to bribe is like 10 to 15,000 naira to them, they end up spending over 100,000 naira blocking all their exam courses yet the lecturers still sleeps with them in hotels, their offices e.t.c. these set of ladies sleeps with brilliant male students, as in its nonstop sex 4 d brillian male students and a lot of cash prize. yes im part of the intelligent male students that sleeps with all these rich ladies, iv got my own share of the divide i must say, sleeping with group of rich friends in a class aint easy. "i love my brain

The i too know type,they answer almost all questions during lecture but score low in exams...
Meanwhile nice writeup op.

What about the girl that tries so hard to be the best dressed on campus

The girl that is always on the lips of every guy, every guy wants to be associated with that particular babe

The church loving girl...


At d end na dem go carry belle

Ok

A

SAINTSAMURAI:
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Na ur type dey ask too many questions for class during a boring lecture..... after all this long write up, u still dey use question mark

Ladies, abeg where do you fall in the list?

SAINTSAMURAI:
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Na 3G u dey use?

Pinkieblue:


Na ur type dey ask too many questions for class during a boring lecture..... after all this long write up, u still dey use question mark

LOL dat annoying moment when students are tired of a lecture nd i stand up to ask a long question.

DanceVille:
Na 3G u dey use?

LOL na 4G

obiorathesubtle:
THE FUCKAHOLIC that particular banni that uses her vagina as mastercard..

Lecturers



Returning Ex boyfriends

Current boyfriends

Sugar Daddies

Random strangers

Barman (for when they don't have money to pay for a drink and no boy looks at their way throughout.. They gatta pay, and washing plates aint an option for them..)

Random crush in church

Random crush in faculty

Random crush in Department

Random crush in final year

Random crush in Engineering

Random crush in Medicine and surgery

Guy who cooks regularly at home

Guy who's ready to spend all night and never get tired

Guy who has clothes she can take


ETC

So you can see... This category of Girls need like 10 holy spirits to wash their life.. Because the traffic down in their vagina makes lagos hold up look like ordinary go-slow..

Ha! Guy, u funny.

DaZion:
Ha! Guy, u funny.

.. Nothing far from the truth bro..

Nice One baba.. Lemme add mine Gold diggers Runz gals Deeper life gals(no earring).. Scholars and dullard.

The tightest wardrobe set of girls and yet brilliant

obiorathesubtle:
THE FUCKAHOLIC that particular banni that uses her vagina as mastercard..

Lecturers



Returning Ex boyfriends

Current boyfriends

Sugar Daddies

Random strangers

Barman (for when they don't have money to pay for a drink and no boy looks at their way throughout.. They gatta pay, and washing plates aint an option for them..)

Random crush in church

Random crush in faculty

Random crush in Department

Random crush in final year

Random crush in Engineering

Random crush in Medicine and surgery

Guy who cooks regularly at home

Guy who's ready to spend all night and never get tired

Guy who has clothes she can take


ETC

So you can see... This category of Girls need like 10 holy spirits to wash their life.. Because the traffic down in their vagina makes lagos hold up look like ordinary go-slow..

Lol boss.

SAINTSAMURAI:
LOL na 4G

"Abajo"(I see).

Cutehector:
The church loving girl...

At d end na dem go carry belle

You're right boss.

grbgrb4:
The i too know type,they answer almost all questions during lecture but score low in exams...
Meanwhile nice writeup op.

lol this is so funny

The ones dat wear provocative dress to lectures and distract everybody, including d lecturers.

MoneypassGod:
The ones dat wear provocative dress to lectures and distract everybody, including d lecturers.

Yeap bro! It's so common in my department..
Flashy Boobs

SAINTSAMURAI:
hmm nice one @op. lemme just add the girl that has the biggest and latest smartphones in class, they dress well, fix brazillian hairs, look down on other ladies, they gossip a lot in class, they are dull, they sit at the back sit in the classroom close to the window, after lectures they go to their hostels, eat lavishly, gossip, chat on bbm and end up their day watching nollywood movies with their flatscreen tv in their rooms till sleep off. these set of ladies bribe lecturers a lot, a course to bribe is like 10 to 15,000 naira to them, they end up spending over 100,000 naira blocking all their exam courses yet the lecturers still sleeps with them in hotels, their offices e.t.c. these set of ladies sleeps with brilliant male students, as in its nonstop sex 4 d brillian male students and a lot of cash prize. yes im part of the intelligent male students that sleeps with all these rich ladies, iv got my own share of the divide i must say, sleeping with group of rich friends in a class aint easy. "i love my brain

Lol! They love watching Jenifa's diary from the begining to the end...*back 2 back*..

The shakirat at home girl turn shaks in school ..
The fake british accent girl,.
And the when the lecturer dey come and borrow me your note girl

Lalasticlala pls can u grace this thread to Front page.
Let's see the category, some of our nairaland girls belong to. Thanks in advance

D accent speaking hot chick, dat cn't spell words correctly. Obviously dey wanna faint u wit buhari English

Ok what next?

just passing

tosyne2much:
Spot on !! Brilliantly written

OP, I throway salute sir

Thanks boss.. I sight You..