1. Your guy tells you that you're the only flower in his garden and you are happy? Abeg which garden has only one flower?
2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys.That's where the truth is.
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho.
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life.
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE OR m Q'RAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene.
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position.
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break.
11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible. So if any guy calls you an angel, why are u so happy?
13. And if after reading this u still don't have any reason to smile, I'm sorry its either your problem is bigger than the joke or you mistakenly sold your sense of humour on olx. !!..
have a nice evening! cc: lalasticlala.

11. To those who commit suicide; why
are you So
selfish? Why kill yourself when so
many people are
looking for who to use for money
rituals?



HMmmm this gat me thinking.........

.***thinkin**

merxi55:
1. Your guy tells you that you're the
only flower in his garden and you are
happy? Abeg which garden has only
one flower?

2. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys.That's where the truth is.

3. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch is,
as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second coming,
its as
Useless as the "p"in Psycho.

4. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you
are still single. Sister, you are no
longer different
from a canopy.

5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK,
Help comes from Above not Abroad.

6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast.

7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is
afraid of a
cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is
afraid of a man,
a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a
girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life.

8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
.BBM - 5Mins
ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE OR
m Q'RAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked
your cane in kerosene.

9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated
as the 2nd
and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still
retain the 1st position.

10. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So think deep, choose ur prison
mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to
avoid Prison break.

11. To those who commit suicide; why
are you So
selfish? Why kill yourself when so
many people are
looking for who to use for money
rituals?

12. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in
the Bible. So if any guy calls you an
angel, why are u so
happy?

13. And if after reading this u still
don't have any reason to smile, I'm
sorry its either your problem is bigger
than the joke or you mistakenly sold your sense of
humour on olx. !!..

have a nice evening!
cc: lalasticlala.

..kashyBaby! !

I think I forgot to laugh

That Nõ11 is so funny.
That means, even at death, he's still useful.

Nice

hahahaha
nice one @OP

MrCork:




..kashyBaby! !

My DIE HARD FAN never missed to mention me always..

Why not quote back those who mentions ur name instead? Why chasing me always ey?

Nice

KashyBaby:





My DIE HARD FAN never missed to mention me always..

Why not quote back those who mentions ur name instead? Why chasing me always ey?

...darlin forget the rubbbish & let's talk about romance like adults...its 3am here in london & i cant sleeep..so what kinda thong you wearin...color?

MrCork:


...darlin forget the rubbbish & let's talk about romance like adults...its 3am here in london & i cant sleeep..so what kinda thong you wearin...color?

Who u dey fool eh?? .Ng & Uk have same time! Smh...so stop pretending that u live from far above when u know u juz living in the down south

KashyBaby:




Who u dey fool eh?? .Ng & Uk have same time! Smh...so stop pretending that u live from far above when u know u juz living in the down south

...me?...live in that Nigeria place??...FUUUUUUK NO....sweet hat, am the pride of South London..Pekam, sexxxxciest city in London town & guess what..am sitting naaaaaked in front of the fan ..but not too close

MrCork:



...me?...live in that Nigeria place??...FUUUUUUK NO....sweet hat, am the pride of South London..Pekam, sexxxxciest city in London town & guess what..am sitting naaaaaked in front of the fan ..but not too close

Smh...OK never mind..


So why u deleted earlier ur quotes? Whyyy...

KashyBaby:





Smh...OK never mind..


So why u deleted earlier ur quotes? Whyyy...

...I didn't..it wasn't me...I can't sleep...my 17inches looking banana is juss standin & refusin to sleep..I think it's hard...very

MrCork:




...I didn't..it wasn't me...I can't sleep...my 17inches looking banana is juss standin & refusin to sleep..I think it's hard...very

Na lie ...na lie...na lie....! I hate u, ur a big fvckin liar


Nobody wants ur toasted plaintain & I bet ur finger is even longer than ur burnt plantain...

KashyBaby:




Na lie ...na lie...na lie....! I hate u, ur a big fvckin liar


Nobody wants ur toasted plaintain & I bet ur finger is even longer than ur burnt plantain...

...corrrection...I have the lonngest d***k on nairaland.....trust me....the problem is that its too big & I cannot find my size.
.real talk

MrCork:



...corrrection...I have the lonngest d***k on nairaland.....trust me....the problem is that its too big & I cannot find my size.
.real talk

Ur not juz an ugly troll but a big liar too...



I bet u look exactly like this one.

KashyBaby:





Ur not juz an ugly troll but a big liar too...



I bet u look exactly like this one.

...you very naughty. ..i wish i could let you play with it

I swear kashybaby you're too funny

MrCork:


...you very naughty. ..i wish i could let you play with it

I will play the wat? Ur toasted fingers?



Oooooh hell no ...anyway, I checked ur profile & I noticed that so many ladies was craving for ur attention, why not spare them instead than chasing me here up & down juz to have a little piece of my attention... I bet I'm one of ur most beautiful nightmare!

StPete:
I swear kashybaby you're too funny

Hahahaaaaah...I'm laughing too... let this troll being trolled back...he deserved a big slap back to to back

Nice one.

I particularly like #11

Kudos to the author

hahaha very funny especially 11 and 12

Two victims of irresponsibility above me