1) Most compounds are noiseless
because ''I better pass my neighbour'' generators are on
sabbatical leave...

2) Wives are happy because
husbands who always hang out
with friends at Bars are now staying home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out...

3) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel...

5) No more congestion of the phone network since many peoples phones are off...

6) Browsing and downloading are much faster than before cause not many people are online...

7) Everyone sleeps early now. No
more late night movies.. Light no
dey naa...

Parents are overjoyed because their children are no longer living
inside their phones! They "moved"
back home.

9) Pastors are very happy when
they see people who haven't been
to church in years staying for both the first and second services!... But
na just to charge their phones...


HAPPY FUEL SCARCITY!!!

Nawa o....warrisdis please

1. I better pass no dey chop fuel too much, buy 5 litres of black market and slim fit the choke wella, u fit use am for a whole day, non stop. . Noise continues. . Go to Mushin, u d see what i m saying.

2. Who told you Drunks care about Chilled drinks. . Bet u don't know some people can't do without drinking. . The drinks being chilled is just like a Bonus to them. . Drinking continues.

3. No be light dem go use read book?? + there are so many more interesting things kids do apart from watching TV.

4. U skipped it. .

5 and 6. No congestion, u said?? . . Na when this fuel issue start, my friends dey dey online wella sef. . + v not seen any improvements on those Networks o, especially Glo. .

7. Everyone sleeps early keh, i don't sleep earlier than 12am.

8. They "moved"
back home I don't get

9. Many people have always confessed to go to church just to charge even before this issue started. . So,,,,



I hope someone comes up with a counter thread