Anchor: "your Excellency, you
are participating in this nuclear
summit for the first time. What
do you hope to achieve here and
how will it help better the lives of
Nigerians back home?"
Bubu: "thank you Mr.
moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh
nukiliar soomit ahhh,
allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh
achib za nukiliar debelopment of
za ahhh kwarupshun war and
helf us rekoba looted punds in za
ahhh American economy..."
Anchor: "talking about looted
funds. What has it got to do with
this summit?"
Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh,
tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za
looters will tiry to steal money
and hide it with nukiliar
tekinoloji. But wance they know
we are associated with ahhh
nukiliar energy frogram of za
world ahhh, they will think
twice".
Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the
news that you've recovered a lot
of looted funds. Even the Swiss
government will be returning
$200m to Nigeria from the
Abacha loot. These monies, why
not fix the electricity sector with
it? And with the way BH is
ravaging Nigeria, don't you think
it is dangerous to acquire
nuclear energy? And how will
you even manage something
that sophisticated?"
Bubu: (dazed...confus
ed...overwhelmed...laughs) "you
seem to know more about my
kwantiri more zan me. I will just
say no comment. Tenkiu!"
Leaves the interview room to go
drink fura da nono. Fashola's call
came in... "sir, electricity has
dropped to 0megawatts-a first
sir. What do I do?!"
Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to
tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is
responsible. Just make suaaah
zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my
fura da nono".

Lol...Abeg, is this real or did u just make it up

BLINGZ88:
Lol...Abeg, is this real or did u just make it up

Lolx wetin e resemble for ur face....no be so he dey talk...

Dad: son, what are you doing?
me: dad im reading comments on nairaland
Dad: alright, Thought you are less busy would of love you go on errand for me