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Strictly For Ladies by ORACLE1975(m): 7:29am On Apr 05, 2016
Dear ladies please when you are packing your
bags into that marriage, bring the following
things along with you if you really want to build a
blissful and colourful marriage.
1. Don't just bring your breasts, come along with
your brain. You know why? After child bearing &
breastfeeding, that breasts may fall down in
shape. Your breasts may fall but your brain must
not fall lest your marriage falls with it! Come
along with a functional brain! You need it more
than your fronted breasts!.
2.Don't just bring your virginity, come along with
integrity! Yes, it is a glorious and commendable
thing for you to come into your marriage with
your virginity But you know what?, beyond
bringing your virginity, pls bring integrity along.
Your virginity will leave you on your wedding
night but it is your integrity that will remain with
you and make you remain in that marriage &
make your marriage remain.
3. Don't just come with painted & succulent lips,
come along with a praying & supplicating lips.
Sincerely, it is good to have succulent lips but
you need more than a painted & succulent lips to
build a prevailing marriage!
You must have a praying lip and a lip that can
supplicate in the place of prayer..
As a woman, you're expected to be a prayer
champion, you need to pray always when things
are in order and not in order, when things are in
good shape and not in good shape. Your lips are
not just for painting, it is mainly for serious
communication with God....
May God bless all the Women!

Source ORACLE1975

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Re: Strictly For Ladies by younghartz(m): 7:30am On Apr 05, 2016
Seen
Re: Strictly For Ladies by ATMC(f): 7:37am On Apr 05, 2016
I hear.
Re: Strictly For Ladies by Smellymouth: 7:56am On Apr 05, 2016
Nice one

Re: Strictly For Ladies by falconey(m): 7:59am On Apr 05, 2016
grin
Re: Strictly For Ladies by Nobody: 8:43am On Apr 05, 2016
Nice one! What is the guy bringing to the marriage?

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