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Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sweetheart01(f): 9:16pm On Apr 06, 2016
undecided
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by eleko1: 9:18pm On Apr 06, 2016
Na so
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by ojnnaco(m): 9:20pm On Apr 06, 2016
sirTesco:
What some people say in sch.
100L
1st semester- I must graduate with a first class (probably using sec. Sch. Past glory)
2nd semester- I will now be very serious, matric, submission of files and other things disturbed me in the previous semester.
200L
first semester- First class hard o. Some student when they graduate with first class dey try o.
I will not fall below 2.1
second semester- Na God go help person o. To get 2.1 nor easy o.
This our course too hard sef.
300L
1st semester- if I fit graduate from this school ehn, I nor go happy, make I just graduate na dat one be my own.
2nd semester- anyhow abeg, even pst. Chris graduated with a third class in AAU.
400L
1st semester-God biko, if na money I go pay to graduate.
2nd semester- Thank God say I don finally run o.
I'm a graduate.
These set of people will come to NL and start telling u they had their first degree in so so so yr and so so so versity.

Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by omoadeleye(m): 9:21pm On Apr 06, 2016
calculator123:
so many factors contributes.
-distractions(party,girls e t c)
-god like lecturers(u cannot get c in my course )
-laziness-most people can oray for Africa from their house without making efforts.
However such students have the propensity to do well outside due to equal playing ground
Today is my babe birthday NAIRALANDERS give me likes abeg.


If your babe really want likes tell her to. Come and collect it.
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Nobody: 9:25pm On Apr 06, 2016
Hehehehe nawa o
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by bedspread: 9:33pm On Apr 06, 2016
FoxyFlow:
This stuff is headed for front page so I have to make a very intelligent comment to garner likes.

Uhm... Wait for it...

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Truly, there is nothing intelligent to say, was in the queue for almost twelve hours. Succeeded in getting petrol and now my neighbours have brought their whole gadget to charge in my house.

Mbanu...

Phones - N30
Torchlights - N50
Power Banks - N50
Rechargeable lamps - N70
Rechargeable fans - N150
Fresh Air - N20
Music - N20

Nothing goes for nothing oo....

Meanwhile @topic

OP, so on point. I've heard those remarks over and over oo....
I See

Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Nobody: 9:35pm On Apr 06, 2016
I never felt like nothing below the 2nd picture
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Coldfeets: 9:36pm On Apr 06, 2016
Whaz the meaning of this

Chai, Real Madrid don cast my bet

Which kain rubbbisssh be dis na? sad sad sad

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Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by hardbody: 9:37pm On Apr 06, 2016
Done reading the post. Was i supposed to laugh? I kinda forgot to. Am I mirth less or the post ain't funny or is it because of the traffic caused by fuel queues
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Gkemz: 9:38pm On Apr 06, 2016
That's as a result of truancy and oringo in the school.
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by princemi(m): 9:43pm On Apr 06, 2016
which kind hungry thread be this?? everybody just the beg for likes. Shey the likes na money? abi who like don help?
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by PheezyLee(m): 10:11pm On Apr 06, 2016
sirTesco:
Its just so true especially here in AAU.

Plz what's AAU, issit a filling station in Zaria?
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Rotimisegun: 10:14pm On Apr 06, 2016
xreal:
Such student doesn't know why he is in school.

He is just doing what others are.
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by jurist21(m): 10:19pm On Apr 06, 2016
serious?

this is for those who will accept what life offer them, i choose what i want and life got no excuse not to give it to me.
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by franugo(m): 10:42pm On Apr 06, 2016
calculator123:
so many factors contributes.
-distractions(party,girls e t c)
-god like lecturers(u cannot get c in my course )
-laziness-most people can oray for Africa from their house without making efforts.
However such students have the propensity to do well outside due to equal playing ground
Today is my babe birthday NAIRALANDERS give me likes abeg.

Hian, make we like ur comment cos 2day na ur babe bday?? guy u well so e no beta 2 just join d 'like my post 4 no reason' crewgrin
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by walegee(m): 10:45pm On Apr 06, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Where my unilorites at ! grin
My brother results is not out yet BP ti rise o.
No fuel
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by walegee(m): 10:47pm On Apr 06, 2016
Djade007:
It's possible with School Network... [size=19pt]http://snet.io[/size]
Jide ,this waldee electrical how u reach here
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by seanwilliam(m): 11:08pm On Apr 06, 2016
lekposh:
If you're in OAU - better still, biochemistry. You'd start targeting a 3rd class right from your 1st semester 100 level results...
gues i no u
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Nobody: 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2016
walegee:

My brother results is not out yet BP ti rise o.
No fuel
abi na,they don kill us for here oo,i pray make dey use this delay add 20 marks for all my courses just like jamb did #dreaming #prayersthatcannotcometopast cool
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Djade007: 11:20pm On Apr 06, 2016
walegee:

Jide ,this waldee electrical how u reach here

Eh eh, na Seun Osewa and me found this forum na
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Mannygoulding(m): 12:07am On Apr 07, 2016
not so true..... I'm in my 3rd year, and thanks to God, reading and constant current affairs, I'm leaving school with a first class...... grin

weyrey boys wey no dey like read will start hating now...... pfffft gan die!!!

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Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by walegee(m): 12:08am On Apr 07, 2016
Djade007:


Eh eh, na Seun Osewa and me found this forum na
Where you dey now
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Stanbeto: 1:11am On Apr 07, 2016
Haha, when lecturers and Carry over don deal with my guy
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by duplexDan(m): 6:32am On Apr 07, 2016
85% of #FUTO students have gone tro this Plight ... That school hard die
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Gerrard59(m): 6:38am On Apr 07, 2016
Hian!!!!

While that might "seem" to be the case for some students, it's pertinent to note that there are students who aim for a first class and they get it or are currently on it. I have two friends of such, they aimed for it and they're on it comfortably. I did wish for it(but was mocked and maligned) and today I'm on the first class threshold(after discovering myself, which, unfortunately most students fail to do and probably do it late).

What Nigerian students should know is, impossible is nothing and with determination and perseverance success can be yours.

Making a first class is easy irrespective of the course.
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Gerrard59(m): 6:43am On Apr 07, 2016
duplexDan:
85% of #FUTO students have gone tro this Plight ... That school hard die

Every school is hard and no school is easy. I'm sure there're students that are performing exceptionally well in FUTO. Moreover, FUTO is technology university and as a result most of its courses will be calculative based, and I don't see why someone who doesn't know/or can solve calculations will go to such a school.

Do what you know you have strength in.
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by phreakabit(m): 7:07am On Apr 07, 2016
Steroids:
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Best reply to a shitty thread, lacking any definitive message or meaning.
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by Kayceewyte(m): 7:13am On Apr 07, 2016
politricks:
I aimed for 2.1 and i got it. This topic only applies to unserious or dull people.
so now that you've told us that you are not dull nor unserious, what effect does it have on the price of fuel?
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by smithmadu(m): 7:23am On Apr 07, 2016
Hmmmmm... Surprised at your comment. If its that easy or you were the serious and intelligent type, why didn't you target first class? There are soo many reasons why people fail not just because they are dull or unserious! Please change your mindset. You really and cannot always be better than those you described as dull people.
politricks:
I aimed for 2.1 and i got it. This topic only applies to unserious or dull people.
Also, all 100levels students hope or target first class initially just as the OP said except you were what you described others from SS. No offence
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sirTesco(m): 7:24am On Apr 07, 2016
PheezyLee:


Plz what's AAU, issit a filling station in Zaria?
No, its an institution of higher learning that u cannot attend due to ur low brain power.
Kpele
Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by politricks: 7:39am On Apr 07, 2016
Kayceewyte:
so now that you've told us that you are not dull nor unserious, what effect does it have on the price of fuel?
Go the nearest filling station in your area and tell them 'politricks' said that he is not dull and unserious, trust me they will sell fuel for you free of charge. Try it and get back to me.

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