razor123:
FTC dy sweet o!!!!! After years of search I have finally gotten here!!! I have won the war over my enemies ooo!!

Seems your enemies just gained the upperhand

ladyF:

lol if your story is true, then I have to ask, why didn't the thief strangle the dog to death while the first tranquilizer was still potent?

He couldn't because of timing. Immediately he shot the dog and fell asleep, the security guy came around. The dog has got a great system to rapidly fight the round shot at hi because it last only for few minutes. Its actually a true life story

hahahhahahahahahahaha.... tanx for d info

Forget that shit...if you're wearing a shoe,aim for the mouth n kick as hard as u can...d dog will find his square root

Bite me, I bite you - solution. End-time biting

my pple form say u faint and d dog go smell ur body and leave u alone. when u notice it is gone, stand up and run for ur life. that's d best way

Op u funny ooo u said how to survive a dog attack Yet the dog still bite the person hand

razor123:
FTC dy sweet o!!!!! After years of search I have finally gotten here!!! I have won the war over my enemies ooo!!

after u logout, your enemies go continue where them stop...

I hate dogs like, if I see a dog coming, I look for somewhere else to pass. I can remember two bad encounters with dogs. The first time, I was going to buy bread singing jejeli to myself not knowing one crazy dog was already following, I just picked race ehn. people were shouting wait, wait, abi moti wait ni. I knew I could run that day, one guy sha helped me control and hold the mad dog back. I avoided passing that place till the owner of the dogs left.
The 2nd one too, a friend's dog, I can't forget those crazy experiences.
The last one, a dog just kept following me, I was shaking and praying every prayer my mind cld remember. Anytime I look back, it'll stop and give me that head to the side look. I can remember how I quickly ran in when I got to my house, maybe I look like it's owner ni, I no sabi.

If you have a dog and it's not well caged, sorry o, I cannot come and greet you.

Calabar boys like us hv our own technique........... Best tin to use in between is sand.

ollah1:


He couldn't because of timing. Immediately he shot the dog and fell asleep, the security guy came around. The dog has got a great system to rapidly fight the round shot at hi because it last only for few minutes. Its actually a true life story

lol your explanation is even more funny. So he planned to use 2 shots that will only last for a few minutes, which means the dog would have still woken up as he/she was being stolen, on the way to the man's house probably?

Anyway sha, too bad for him.... Everyday for the thief.

dason4life:
Story!!!
If you see a dog coming for you; Run For Your Life

na so una take dey kill una self, simple safety instructions... after you go say u go school.

story....no time for those. any time a dog barks at me, i launch a first attack with a very strong stick..

ladyF:

lol your explanation is even more funny. So he planned to use 2 shots that will only last for a few minutes, which means the dog would have still woken up as he/she was being stolen, on the way to the man's house probably?

Anyway sha, too bad for him.... Everyday for the thief.

It was actually a pitbull but the dumbfuvk didn't know they have a very strong immune system. Perhaps, he felt since he stays in the neighborhood he would give him the last meal when he wakes.

But like you rightly said in the last line.

Qualer:


i never understand the virginity of this your kpekus, is it that you are a virgin and your kpekus is not.. or... the kpekus is a virgin and you are not... which of the above mentioned below is the case here? answer in simple english!

most of them are guys not necessarily females. they looking for who to scam.

after the dog bite, notify d police and animal control. in which country naija or usa? report such case to naija police u will get more lice on ur body...

Best solution: RUN FOR YHUR LIFE

HaneefahRN:
I hate dogs like, if I see a dog coming, I look for somewhere else to pass. I can remember two bad encounters with dogs. The first time, I was going to buy bread singing jejeli to myself not knowing one crazy dog was already following, I just picked race ehn. people were shouting wait, wait, abi moti wait ni. I knew I could run that day, one guy sha helped me control and hold the mad dog back. I avoided passing that place till the owner of the dogs left.
The 2nd one too, a friend's dog, I can't forget those crazy experiences.
The last one, a dog just kept following me, I was shaking and praying every prayer my mind cld remember, maybe I look like it's owner ni, I no sabi.

If you have a dog and it's not well caged, sorry o, I cannot come and greet you.

Dogs love songs nah. Weren't you glad to have a physical fan/follower than virtual ones? You should thank the Lord. At the emboldened, no dog is my crib, oya come around.

The op is very correct. In some situations running is impossible so al u need do is practice this simple steps. Most especially steps 1&2, just be calm wen d dog charges at u, most of them aren't bitting immediately but just want to see ur reactions before bitting.

you can also park sand and pur on d dogs eyes for safety

somcherry:
This thread Reminds me of how my aunt's dog chased me last year. Till now I still don't know when and how I managed to climb on top of a car in a twinkle of an eye

hahahahaha... this made me laugh out loud.

at least now you know how easy it can be to climb a car. so when next you see it in movies you won't think it's film trick. lol...

Mtcheew! Just shoot the dog jor!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3578929_shootdog_jpeg81b05b7c5c9317cabb3baa1af682b113

If and when a dog attacks you...you won't have time for all these your steps ..trust me

Ok

HaneefahRN:
I hate dogs like, if I see a dog coming, I look for somewhere else to pass. I can remember two bad encounters with dogs. The first time, I was going to buy bread singing jejeli to myself not knowing one crazy dog was already following, I just picked race ehn. people were shouting wait, wait, abi moti wait ni. I knew I could run that day, one guy sha helped me control and hold the mad dog back. I avoided passing that place till the owner of the dogs left.
The 2nd one too, a friend's dog, I can't forget those crazy experiences.
The last one, a dog just kept following me, I was shaking and praying every prayer my mind cld remember. Anytime I look back, it'll stop and give me that head to the side look. I can remember how I quickly ran in when I got to my house, maybe I look like it's owner ni, I no sabi.

If you have a dog and it's not well caged, sorry o, I cannot come and greet you.

hahaha... I don laff die. what's with ladies and dogs anyway. that last dog actually liked you and wanted you to be it's owner. you should just have walked over to him and patted his head and thank him for choosing you.

I should buy you a dog so you can overcome your dog phobia then maybe you can gather liver come greet me. lol.

a dog is a man's best friend. for real.

Give d dog end-time bite na! Bite for bite

Four Dudes Season 1 Episode 2
http://series.nickzom.org

Where that actress wey bite off the skin of another actress? Na she I go use as my weapon o and if she no dey, I jump the nearest fence sharp sharp.

That's why I like does pictures they use and alsatin or German Shepard dog there, pls when ever you see a PIT BULL DONT ATTEMPT TO MOVE JUST STAY THERE,the pit bull teeth always JAM if it bites someone soo it's better u just stay and wait for someone to come AM TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE

If you know that the dog will bite youjust wake up

Thank you OP. Will deff share this with friends and family

ollah1:




Dogs love songs nah. Weren't you glad to have a physical fan/follower than virtual ones? You should thank the Lord. At the emboldened, no dog is my crib, oya come around.

Lolz, I don't want such fan o.


Ayaf heard, be expecting me