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How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by faruz: 10:33am On Apr 09, 2016
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1: Your phone is full of different types of porn and you have the Holy Bible in the same device.
2: Your breast has been pressed more than the T.V
remote in your parlour.
3: You've had sex more than your age ( years).
4: You see a mad woman and you quickly have an
erec.tion.
5: Your pastor is praying and he says"First of all" and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Go down low".
6: Your pastor is praying and says "Lord, all I want is your" and you silently say "Your waist".
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Am sorry, but if you fall in any of this category
then you can't make OUR
Heaven...
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by Katier00(f): 10:46am On Apr 09, 2016
joblessness
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by faruz: 11:12am On Apr 09, 2016
Katier00:
joblessness
i guess u'r guilty of 2 nd 3.........
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by Rukkydelta(f): 5:25pm On Jul 12, 2016
faruz:
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1: Your phone is full of different types of porn and you have the Holy Bible in the same device.
2: Your breast has been pressed more than the T.V
remote in your parlour.
3: You've had sex more than your age ( years).
4: You see a mad woman and you quickly have an
erec.tion.
5: Your pastor is praying and he says"First of all" and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Go down low".
6: Your pastor is praying and says "Lord, all I want is your" and you silently say "Your waist".
.
Am sorry, but if you fall in any of this category
then you can't make OUR
Heaven...
I'm guilty of none
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by faruz: 6:01pm On Jul 12, 2016
Rukkydelta:
I'm guilty of none
angry i refuse to believe though.
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by Rukkydelta(f): 11:28pm On Jul 12, 2016
faruz:
angry i refuse to believe though.
Why ?
Or don't you trust me ?
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jul 12, 2016
Op, smoke weed. It will help you.

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Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by aminusanti(m): 11:46pm On Jul 12, 2016
I thought ur Jesus is waiting by the exit to wipe your sins?? Why diff scenario ?? undecided
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by faruz: 1:10pm On Jul 13, 2016
Rukkydelta:
Why ?
Or don't you trust me ?
trust kwa shocked.. u'r guilty jor. dnt lemme pick the number u'r guilty of.
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire:-• by faruz: 1:30pm On Jul 13, 2016
aminusanti:
I thought ur Jesus is waiting by the exit to wipe your sins?? Why diff scenario ?? undecided
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