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Newton In Romantic Mood by GoodMuyis(m): 11:15am On Aug 01, 2009 |
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD, U niversal L aw O f L ove: " Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money " ================================================== F irst L aw O f L ove: " A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. " ================================================== S econd L aw O f L ove: " The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. " ================================================== T hird L aw O f L ove: " The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. Before you fall in love consider all this laws OR ELSE
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Re: Newton In Romantic Mood by Ben13: 11:20am On Aug 01, 2009 |
hmmm. . .we have always wanted our son to be a science student. weldone son |
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