I wish the ladies here won't take a peep into this thread, but we all know it won't happen. So I advise all friendzoned guys to reinvent their own special method, using my principle just incase your girl is a NLander!!

Having occupied the Senate president seat of Friendzone country more than David Mark occupied that of Nigeria, I thought I was the only person, till my last post (https://www.nairaland.com/3037168/top-five-phrases-used-girls) made me realize that our president of friendzone also commented on that post. Therefore with my own experience of how God delivered me from that position, I believe my claims will hold water!! Here are the steps!!

1) Be truthful to yourself: The moment you tell yourself the truth, that you are now a ranking member of the friendzone country, ideas will flood your head as to how to escape or possibly best, turn it to FriendBenefit. Don't argue or keep giving yourself false hope, just know that you have been giving a rank, just accept it and Move to stage 2

2) Go defensive: don't let it be business as usual. Don't be like Nigerians who work in chinese firms!! They do much work and get low pay!! Decline requests from her, no much activity around her, talk less to her, even if you have nothing doing, form activity. Just make her to Notice your new pattern before moving to stage 3

3) If she Notices, do this: Draw the first blood. Start acting like you are ready to damn any consequence of your action. Touch her the way you want, ask her questions the way you want, No rules again, no time for gentleman again. She will notice your behaviour. But there is a larger percentage that she won't question you. If the questions doesn't come, move to stage 4!!

4) Make requests: Nothing to lose, she has eaten deep from you. She might not give you kitty kat again, but you can still get the financial, material or foodicial aspects of her blessings!! At this stage, she is suspicious about you. She no longer sees you as a brother, she now sees you in another light. That will force her to Move you to stage 5!!!

5) Have a Prepared Emotional and Psychological answer:
When she asks you, What is happening with you??
I don't need to tell you how you can use this answer to either make or mar your ability to make her give you her kitty kat OR forever be remembered as... "I HAD A GOOD FRIEND CALLED"... Just put your name behind that!! Lol..

Be wise!!

Compiled by Agu Bush to all the Friendzoned guys on Nairaland!!

Please share your own experience, let others learn!!

Cc: Mr Lalasticlala.

rubbush

ify2nyce:
rubbush

thanks

iga eji ajagi egbu owegi

[size=15pt]only ugly or broke guys are friend zoned, op which one are you? [/size]

lordthree:
[size=15pt]only ugly or broke guys are friend zoned, op which one are you? [/size]

Broke and Ugly ooo... Take a look at my last Post and see how many guys are in that Zone!!

Then ask me your question again!!

Excellent...

Op is right.. I concur

nailed it!

I noticed someone stepping up...no wonder why...