professore:
End of Thinking Capacity,e.t.c

This is a clear example of what we are saying. ETC (et cetera) which is an abbreviation can also stand alone as an acronym as long as you can come up with words that match the original intention of the word.

bee444:

The meanings of those words are real, but the words itself aren't acronyms or abbreviation, except OK... which is an abbreviation of Okay.

OK.

wroskian:
NYSC- Now Your Suffering Continues.

not alphabetism not acronyms

NYSC is an acronym and not an abbreviation. We all know what it stands for (meaning). But I like the guy that comes up with own meaning... "Now Your Suffering Continues". Though not the original intention of the acronym.

That was what the @op did. He added meanings to already existing words and called it acronym. Acronyms are individual letters and does not form words.

@op was confused between meanings and acronyms. He formulated meanings to already existing known words.

Informative? No
Creative? Yes.
Kudos

Jos = Jesus Our Saviour

NAIRA... never allow igbos rule again. I heard this from the IPOB station and almost exploded with laughter. Smh

You would share in my thought that Nigeria's intelligence capacity is on a sharp decline when you count the number of people who took this piece of entertainment for actual informative facts. I am more pained that a mod is complicit in this deliberate dubious craft that misleads so many people at a swoop.

What a shame! In view of this, tomorrow's kind of leaders evokes in me feelings of dreadful foreboding.

Bookmarkd... I go use am twist my next gf's brain

mohioma:

PHCN. .......PLEASE HOLD CANDLE NOW!

Please Hold Candle Nearby

IMO = IGBO MUST OBEY
ABIA = All brafrans interactive arena

LastMumu:
Eat = Energy and taste?

Newspaper = North East West South Past and Present event Report?
What the _fuck is the meaning of this foolishness? Paper is just paper, it has no bloody acronym! >

And the _fuck is 'Objection Killed' for Ok? Ok is the short way of writing 'Okay'.
Who ever compiled this _shit needs to be shot! >

at last someone with sense

LastMumu:
Eat = Energy and taste?

Newspaper = North East West South Past and Present event Report?
What the _fuck is the meaning of this foolishness? Paper is just paper, it has no bloody acronym!

And the _fuck is 'Objection Killed' for Ok? Ok is the short way of writing 'Okay'.
Who ever compiled this _shit needs to be shot!

And for goodness sake my broda, d last time I checked, etc. was still the abbreviated form of etcetera. Or has it changed??

aLgoridim:
. HE = Human Entity

. SHE = Special Human Entity

WE = Whole Entity

IconicEagle:
NAIRALAND= Nigerians Aims In Rational And Logical Development Not Division.

You see your life? Which D represents Development there? Advancement would have helped you but your hatred for the Igbo's right to self determination won't let you see it.

[quote author=lordmayor2013 post=44732531]Do we know actual full form of some words

•News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.

•Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

•Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

•Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.

•Aim =
Ambition in Mind.

•Date =
Day and Time Evolution.

•Eat =
Energy and Taste.

•Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.

•Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.

•Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

•SIM =
Subscriber Identity Module

•etc. =
End of Thinking Capacity

•OK =
Objection Killed

•Or =
Orl Korec (Greek Word)

•Bye =
Be with you Everytim

.Love=
Listen obey vigilant endurance

APC= All promises Cancelled

Nigerians and their perchant to always be heard. ITK wont kill some pple. Op wrote sth, either flow or ignore, i dunno why some peeps will always carry matters on their head like gala. If u were frustrated before now, go and sort urself out elsewhere and free others who are enjoying themselves and feeling good with themselves while reading this piece and adding theirs.
Its not as if u are any good or if ur sense of reasoning is that developed. Dont know why some pple always insist dat everyone must tow their exact, rigid, straightfaced, straitjacketed line of thinking. Afterall u werent forced to read, were u??

frankly op, are they acronyms or your creativity 'cause you brought SIM into it which is actually acronym...

airmirthd1:
We have *brains* in the world!! I have never thought about it before...

People believe anything In this world.

OG

ORIGINAL GANGSTER

LexMacquin:

People believe anything In this world.

How do you mean Mister?

Hero10001:
DD - Daura Durllardo.
DSS - Daura Secret Service
APC - All Progressive Criminal.
No light, no fuel, no job, no hope, no life, prices of goods and services soaring high.
Chai, may devil purnish Apc.

Read this. its just d start.

http://www.punchng.com/buhari-might-be-the-last-president-of-nigeria/

Akanniade:


Its a good indicator of nigerian educational system.
Mr moderator, you will spare a lot of weak minds and semi illiterates if you remove this from front page or better still close the thread.

i think this thread was just meant to make people to jiggle/ served as a crack. So dont take it serious. Some people hve also made it funnier with gimmicks like nepa, NYSC, Naira..

FUTO---Frustration Under Tension Owerri

airmirthd1:






How do you mean Mister?

The OP Obviously wanted some attention, came up with silly meanings to already existing words.

Why people would believe 'newspaper' is an acronym in the first place is beyond me! worse still an acronym for 'north, East...'

#GullibilityAtItsPeak

very very very nice. tank u.

vince001:
Apart from SIM, all others are not real.

Exactly!!

And people are actually praising it for being educative?

We've got serious problems. #smh

LexMacquin:


The OP Obviously wanted some attention, came up with silly meanings to already existing words.

Why people would believe 'newspaper' is an acronym in the first place is beyond me! worse still an acronym for 'north, East...'

#GullibilityAtItsPeak

True!!! I quite agree with you... But on a second thought, the meaning given to those words are on point...... So, you see my point

airmirthd1:






True!!! I quite agree with you... But on a second thought, the meaning given to those words are on point...... So, you see my point

I see your point.

LastMumu:
Eat = Energy and taste?

Newspaper = North East West South Past and Present event Report?
What the _fuck is the meaning of this foolishness? Paper is just paper, it has no bloody acronym!

And the _fuck is 'Objection Killed' for Ok? Ok is the short way of writing 'Okay'.
Who ever compiled this _shit needs to be shot!

OMG! Your comment as well as a couple others above kept me from losing my mind. I read through freely because I was expecting it to be a joke not taken seriously
I mean Chess= Chariots Horses Elephants