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| Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by Scorpio(f): 4:41pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? There go the lights again... "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of' em. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. What's this doing here? That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change... This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. What do you mean "You want a divorce"! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! Damn! Page 32 of the manual is missing  |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by fabian(f): 5:32pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
Dang! No one would like to hear any of that in surgery! |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by Seun(m): 7:23pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
Lovely joke. Thanks! |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by Oracle(m): 8:21pm On Nov 15, 2006 |
Thatz really funny |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by angelz(f): 10:13pm On Nov 15, 2006 |
D prt of a misin lens n sex chang trip me a litl. Cus it reminds me of a film. Gud 1. |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by Mystique(f): 4:39pm On Nov 17, 2006 |
Wow, datz scary funny  |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by Ibukun2(f): 10:22pm On Nov 18, 2006 |
I´m still laughing |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by frankiriri(m): 4:20pm On Nov 21, 2006 |
funeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by tripdizle(m): 6:56pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
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| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by mithel(m): 5:09pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by KDK(m): 5:55pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. |
| Re: Things You Don't Want to Hear In Surgery by Nobody: 7:19pm On Mar 01, 2011 |
superb |
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