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50 + 1 Phrases You Can Only Hear In 9ja by dani1luv: 10:07am On Apr 23, 2011
1)   Insult upon injury
2)   Nonsense and Ingredient
3)   If I sound u ehh, I will soon slap you grin
4)   How Far?
5)   Can I see your particulars?
6)   Anything for me sir?
7)   Are you mad?
8.)   Half-caste
9)   Next tomorrow
10)   Make I come block you dia
11)   Lie, Lie
12)   See me see trouble oh
13)   Shift small for me lemme sit
14)   abeg vamus / abeg commot
15)   nonsense say wetin happen
16)   Abomination
17)   Over my dead body
18)   God forbid bad thing
19)   I need to retouch my (h)air
20)   any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody
21)   Na wa oooo
22)   Tell me something
23)   Why do you want to know my name?
24)   Abeg joo
25)   Can u imagine,
26)   wonders shall never end / cease
27)   Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will sayTUFI!!!!)
28)   Chei, Kai
29)   Oya me we dey go
30)   Hold on lemme branch somewhere
31)   Come and Escort Me
32)   Stop at that junction over there
33)   Borrow me your bic biro
34)   Still yet!
35)   Me and you will enter the same trouser
36)   You are so annoying
37)   Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
38)   What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
39)   Effico or jackometer!
40)   ITK- I too know
41)   Muumu
42)   How are you? 'We're managing’
43)   and so what?
44)   I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive etc
45)   Your face look familiar or similar
46)   You are so daft
47)   NFA- No future ambition grin grin grin
48)   Are you already ready?
49)   That is so dry!
50)   I don belle full  or my belly is full
51)   FFO- For Food Only 
Re: 50 + 1 Phrases You Can Only Hear In 9ja by gomeek(f): 12:36am On Apr 26, 2011
Nice one,got some 2, 1.God punish you 2.last upper week 3.upon on top of that 4.Thunder fire you 5.what of if 6.bad belle 7.too do 8.look look 9.sufrey(gently) 10.jeje
Re: 50 + 1 Phrases You Can Only Hear In 9ja by gomeek(f): 4:30am On Apr 26, 2011
Nice one,got some 2, 1.God punish you 2.last upper week 3.upon on top of that 4.Thunder fire you 5.what of if 6.bad belle 7.too do 8.look look 9.sufrey(gently) 10.jeje 11.too know,holy pass,awoof
Re: 50 + 1 Phrases You Can Only Hear In 9ja by Nobody: 3:24pm On Apr 29, 2011
yeah nice words u got here are some

1) i pray ohh,
2). nothing do u
3) which way?
4) yeye
5) walahi talahi
6) bros i hail,
7) my chair,
cool follow follow
9) copy copy
10) at all at all ,
Re: 50 + 1 Phrases You Can Only Hear In 9ja by snthesis(m): 4:01pm On Apr 29, 2011
"do u know who i am"
Re: 50 + 1 Phrases You Can Only Hear In 9ja by bikokwe(m): 4:40pm On Apr 29, 2011
na u get ur mouth.
see me se wahala
i do bad thing?
escuse me przzz
this country ehn
nigeria don spoil
we dey manage o
send me recharge card
bros eyeee
shuuu!

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