ray4000:
Good morin everybody.
See them as dem dey sleep after all d doro everything una do yesterday.

Lolz. #in 2 face voice# my broda no b small tin ooo

Fraiser:
lol... Naso okitaiji own b o, hin like to dey swap btw cold shade nd warmth, i advice u go start to dey gim nd learn skills in boxin now because hin wife na iron lady o, if she catch you... Oyo will b ur case o... Gudmorni cute babe gal... I belive I make your nyt as usual

No mind am.....I don reg 4 d village gym jare......BT na karate I go use 4 dem both

okitaiji:
u can kill pesin oo y u go d encourage her for such decision

enh enh... So u too don know how e dey b now, u don forget wen u dey do am for me... U never know anytin, we just start ni ooo. Gudmorni bawx, hw ur nyt?

okitaiji:
baby u ar d only one dat i sincerely lov, dignify, share my life with. all dis rumour u ar hearin is to distroy our mariage...luk straight to my face nd see d real lov for me

slimfitdiva dis tin he is telling u is d same tin he told abishaddy o...

okitaiji:
bae I no hear anything jor... Guard go and close the gate to the village, it's time to sleep sweetheart come and laying beside me here.. GOOD NIGHT FAMS U GUYS HAVE MADE MY DAY.
special shout out to my one and only slimfitdiva
candicejay
marvluv
lvlink
my abishaddy....

Morning darling.....guess u enjoyed ur lonely night alone 4 d guest room I catapulted u to....no morning kisses nd hugs 4 u dis cold morn.....grounded till 4da notice.

CandiceJay:
Since these silly Nepa people refused to give us light, i av to wait till 7pm everyday b4 i charge. But it'good to be back sha, missed you all.



ok, bye. Off to bed

gudmorni dearie... We all missed u too..

okitaiji:
wic day u start pokenosin into my mariage? huh

na u teach me na...

Good morning, lovelies. May today's Board Meeting be in our favour. Nothing shall stop us from printing our CUL on Friday and resuming camp come 21st. AMEN


See you all later

ayGodsdelight:
another beautiful day... 21st draws nearer...y'all should have fun

Yes oooo..... Nd u too

CandiceJay:
Good morning, lovelies. May today's Board Meeting be in our favour. Nothing shall stop us from ptintimg our CUL on frida and resuming camp come 21st. AMEN


See you all later

Amen sis.......aiit. Do av a blessed day

[quote author=CandiceJay post=45510548]Good morning, lovelies. May today's Board Meeting be in our favour. Nothing shall stop us from ptintimg our CUL on frida and resuming camp come 21st. AMEN
See you all later

Amen in Jesus Name... No weapon that is fashioned against our going to camp come May 21st shall prosper

Fraiser:
slimfitdiva dis tin he is telling u is d same tin he told abishaddy o...

Feelings hurt.....I think I will just go nd join d village Catholic sis.....

CandiceJay:
Good morning, lovelies. May today's Board Meeting be in our favour. Nothing shall stop us from ptintimg our CUL on frida and resuming camp come 21st. AMEN


See you all later

ameeeeeeeeeen o!

Slimfitdiva:

Feelings hurt.....I think I will just go nd join d village Catholic sis.....

cme to my house lemme pray 4u...
Gd mrnin villagers...Y'all shd av a nice day...
#AnticipatingCUL

top of d mrnin to Meeddah nd Berryice

Gud morning my people, how was ur nite.

Good morning people

Gudmowin to my village pple. jux passin and readin comments.... hav fun

Good morning everyone, how was ur night?

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Slimfitdiva:

Morning darling.....guess u enjoyed ur lonely night alone 4 d guest room I catapulted u to....no morning kisses nd hugs 4 u dis cold morn.....grounded till 4da notice.

sweetheart I was unable to sleep because of the way you about to fall easily to the blasphemy of saboteurs, little rumor carrying about just to destroy our beautiful marriage baffled me. OK let forget what happened in the night and the cold you allow to enter my body. don't ever listed to them at all today... hope u slept well too

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
2 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
10 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress- BARACK OBAMA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The world is like a mask dancing. If you want to see it well, you do not stand in one place - CHINUA ACHEBE
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dey pass through make dem different- NAIJA PROVERBS

2) Rolling stone of course na person push am - NAIJA PROVERBS
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SHORT JOKES
1) BOYFRIEND- After 3 years, i have to let you know that i can no longer be your boyfriend.
GIRLFRIEND- WTF, you can't be serious right now... Its cool though josh, that's why i have been having sex with your best friend for the past two years, you fool...
BOYFRIEND- Wow.... Really? I was about to say that i can't be your boyfriend anymore because i want to be your husband...

GIRLFRIEND FAINTS

2) The following whatsapp chat ensued between johnny and his boss
JOHNNY- Boss, i won't be able to come to work today
BOSS- Why not?
JOHNNY- it rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded with water, no place to step my foot on
BOSS- You listed swimming as your hobby in your CV... So hurry up and come to work, i am expecting you...
JOHNNY- Jesus christ...
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

barongmj:
Good morning people

Moni miss barongmj! Hw was ur night? Hope u nor hurt d bed bugs?

Fraiser:
slimfitdiva dis tin he is telling u is d same tin he told abishaddy o...

baby slimfitdiva just let go of fraiser completely because he can kee u since he didn't like ur happiness

VillageGOAT
So fear nor hold you to put my moniker join d count down... u know say na we first start dis thread? D guy Don dey afraid! Na play I dey play with u

Fraiser:
enh enh... So u too don know how e dey b now, u don forget wen u dey do am for me... U never know anytin, we just start ni ooo. Gudmorni bawx, hw ur nyt?

lmao... slimfitdiva come and see oo na retaliation mission fraiser d embark upon oo just because I no allow him to marry one babe like that, that's why he wants to destroy mine too so don't allow him to get over us... my night ws splendid padi, hope yours ws good too

terrymason:
VillageGOAT
So fear nor hold you to put my moniker join d count down... u know say na we first start dis thread? D guy Don dey afraid! Na play I dey play with u

my oga, i fear you pass soja man .... I go put am sharp sharp

barongmj:
Good morning people

morning dear.... I hope you are getting ready to pop the champagne and zobo sorry i mean red wine?

Slimfitdiva:

No mind am.....I don reg 4 d village gym jare......BT na karate I go use 4 dem both

lmao I concur in fact na kungfu u go learn so that if anybody enter our home we will finish them

suogal:
good morning virtuous woman and the noble men in this village. i trust you all had a lovely night rest. special greetings to precious91,fraiser, villagegoat,okitaiji, my ray4000 and all my lovely sisters and to everyone who has put a smile on my face.may you always have reasons to smile. Do have a lovely day.

i greet you too angelic suogal, i hope ray4000 is treating you like a queen? If not just tell me, let me send my body guard adamu to handle him for you

Fraiser:
lol... Naso okitaiji own b o, hin like to dey swap btw cold shade nd warmth, i advice u go start to dey gim nd learn skills in boxin now because hin wife na iron lady o, if she catch you... Oyo will b ur case o... Gudmorni cute babe gal... I belive I make your nyt as usual

babe as I said before me and abishaddy share the same shade in the office, so if you want me to resign my appointment to the detriment of our family pleasure then the ball is in court

make whose nyt?? if I hear

cc:slimfitdiva

Lvlink:
good morning dearie!

my yori yori morning to you, hop ur night ws well spend