Lol..yes o. I'm so ready

VillageGOAT:

morning dear.... I hope you are getting ready to pop the champagne and zobo sorry i mean red wine?

Lvlink:
Am I the only one not sleeping?

why don't you call on me or better still sneak into my room since slimfitdiva punished me yesternight so that we go jollificate like tmao no dey... I no sleep too oo because cold want finish me

They r parfectly fine...lool

terrymason:
Moni miss barongmj! Hw was ur night? Hope u nor hurt d bed bugs?

CandiceJay:
Good morning, lovelies. May today's Board Meeting be in our favour. Nothing shall stop us from printing our CUL on Friday and resuming camp come 21st. AMEN


See you all later

aaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn

Slimfitdiva:
Morning famz. Am sure you peeps had a memorable night wit such a blessed weather dierin.few days 2 go 60%...........cul up,,,we don over ready fa

my lovely diamond morning to you, yea we will soon print our CUL... and because of that I foresee heavy traffic/gridlock here so therefore as day progresses I will constitute crowd control officers to checkmate them to avoid break down of law and order in the village

2market days to CUL,rejoice my pple nothing is stoping us #apimood# #relax

Slimfitdiva:

Feelings hurt.....I think I will just go nd join d village Catholic sis.....

no even try am, nobody fit take away your joy,you are happily married to okitaiji *playing Bryan Adams please forgive me* for your listening pleasure

CandiceJay:
Good morning, lovelies. May today's Board Meeting be in our favour. Nothing shall stop us from printing our CUL on Friday and resuming camp come 21st. AMEN


See you all later

Amen darling... have a stress free day ahead, I hope you saw the proposal I sent to you

Drop ur contacts if you'll love tobe added to PCMstream2 whatsapp group

[quote author=lollypeezle post=45510765][/quote] a very big AMEN.... Gud mornin 2 u all

PCM 2016 A2... OUR WATSAPP ROOM IS STILL OPEN FOR ALL MATURED MINDS.AS ALL RUMOUR PEDDLERS ARE IMMEDIATELY REMOVED FROM D GROUP...ITS AN AVENUE TO CHAT AND DISCUSS ALL ISSUES RELATING TO OUR CAMPING AND BEYOND...U MIGHT END UP MEETING UR CAMP MATE FROM DIA...CHAT ME UP ON 07035431128 FOR EASY ADD UP.

@villagegoat,please make this single change to Chinua achebe's proverb

**Change mask to masquerade**

More grease to your elbows,i have learnt a lot of proverbs from your posts.i just hope,I will able to remember and them it on the children, laramite will bear for me

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
2 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
10 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress- BARACK OBAMA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The world is like a mask dancing. If you want to see it well, you do not stand in one place - CHINUA ACHEBE
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dey pass through make dem different- NAIJA PROVERBS

2) Rolling stone of course na person push am - NAIJA PROVERBS
.



SHORT JOKES
1) BOYFRIEND- After 3 years, i have to let you know that i can no longer be your boyfriend.
GIRLFRIEND- WTF, you can't be serious right now... Its cool though josh, that's why i have been having sex with your best friend for the past two years, you fool...
BOYFRIEND- Wow.... Really? I was about to say that i can't be your boyfriend anymore because i want to be your husband...

GIRLFRIEND FAINTS

2) The following whatsapp chat ensued between johnny and his boss
JOHNNY- Boss, i won't be able to come to work today
BOSS- Why not?
JOHNNY- it rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded with water, no place to step my foot on
BOSS- You listed swimming as your hobby in your CV... So hurry up and come to work, i am expecting you...
JOHNNY- Jesus christ...
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Goodmorni to all the beautiful souls in this village, may we all have a blessed day...

Yekaamor:
Am fully prepared o...na deir own part remain

sup damsel... Gudmorni hw was ur nyt?

Fraiser:
lol... Babe me nd smartin1 no dey fyt o... Na play we dey play, dont see it as fyt babe... Its all fun... Suspended ke? Wot I do na? Why u go suspend d alliance?

Lol, I never you were mine! and as fraiser pointed out,we're not in any fyt. just having fun. That's all...


so hope we are good now @suogal?

terrymason:
Fraiser is like the girls for this city nor fine oh reach GC! How u see am... I never see the one when fit fall me!

my guy gals for here dey pepperish o, dey make sense die bur d only tin b sey som of dem no too dey dramatic lyk gc babes... Bur I must tell u, gc babes dope die...

Lvlink:
Am I the only one not sleeping?

someone was wit u babe, morni dearie hw beautiful was ur nyt?

laramite:
Gud morning my people, how was ur nite.

It was a colourful one,and urs?

Slimfitdiva:

Feelings hurt.....I think I will just go nd join d village Catholic sis.....

lol... Dat will be better dia, bur in case ur body dey do tirinrin tirinrin wen u dey convent dont hesitate to request for my service babe...

Fraiser:
Goodmorni to all the beautiful souls in this village, may we all have a blessed day...

Good morning bozZ Fraiser and all the wonderful PCMs of this village.


Enjoy your day all...

When will nysc finish their board meeting? Cc: daudae1

laramite:
Gud morning my people, how was ur nite.

morni babe... Nyt was gud... Hw urs too?

barongmj:
Good morning people

morni sweet... Hw was ur nyt babe?

okitaiji:
baby slimfitdiva just let go of fraiser completely because he can kee u since he didn't like ur happiness

see u... Slimfitdiva dont mind him o, ur happiness is my utmost wish dat is why I dont want u to make d wrong decision nd get into wrong hand... Tink about it dear...

giftiebrown:
cme to my house lemme pray 4u... Gd mrnin villagers...Y'all shd av a nice day... #AnticipatingCUL
top of d mrnin to Meeddah nd Berryice

Na until u turn Reverend fader I go kom

okitaiji:
lmao... slimfitdiva come and see oo na retaliation mission fraiser d embark upon oo just because I no allow him to marry one babe like that, that's why he wants to destroy mine too so don't allow him to get over us... my night ws splendid padi, hope yours ws good too

slimfitdiva am not on a vengiance mission as stipulated by okitaiji bur am just makin him know dat it is not sincere for him doin wot he has been fytin against for a very long tym, abi how can someone b doin wot he always says is bad nd unacceptable...

Okitaiji and Fraiser,make I help una finish ya fight over Slimfitdiva...oya come to papa,baby. .Top of the morning to PCMs.Have a great day.

Goodmorning my beautiful people,Hp u guys slept well....that board meeting today must be in our favour,amen..blessed day ahead

okitaiji:
sweetheart I was unable to sleep because of the way you about to fall easily to the blasphemy of saboteurs, little rumor carrying about just to destroy our beautiful marriage baffled me. OK let forget what happened in the night and the cold you allow to enter my body. don't ever listed to them at all today... hope u slept well too

Yeah, I sure did after d midnight meeting I did with giftie, sunny, fraiser nd d pple concerned abt my well fare.

Breaking News!! Stream 2 will Hold as Scheduled..BOD meeting agenda is the States that will Host stream 2.....details laita

okitaiji:
babe as I said before me and abishaddy share the same shade in the office, so if you want me to resign my appointment to the detriment of our family pleasure then the ball is in court

make whose nyt?? if I hear

cc:slimfitdiva

Hmmm. U mean d same shade under d bedspread rite

opilantyy:
PCM 2016 A2... OUR WATSAPP ROOM IS STILL OPEN FOR ALL MATURED MINDS.AS ALL RUMOUR PEDDLERS ARE IMMEDIATELY REMOVED FROM D GROUP...ITS AN AVENUE TO CHAT AND DISCUSS ALL ISSUES RELATING TO OUR CAMPING AND BEYOND...U MIGHT END UP MEETING UR CAMP MATE FROM DIA...CHAT ME UP ON 07035431128 FOR EASY ADD UP.

add this number pls 08080202089