This is a thread for those who will not make Rapture. Will carry information about everything you need to know about the Rapture, why you should miss it and how to survive.

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WHAT'S THE RAPTURE?
There was a time when the word "Rapture" was used to connote happiness, extreme elation, the release of sexual tension.

These days, it's used to refer to an event that draws nearer the more it tarries. It is the final hope of the believer, the return of Savior Jesus. Like a thief in the night(or NEPA), his coming will shock you, and may catch you unprepared. Planes being flown by Christian pilots will quickly drop as their pilots are risen to meet with their Savior. Buses will suddenly find themselves driverless, the air will be full of flying people all looking upwards to their King, as they leave the earth in total disarray.

Too many lies in our head, if only there is factory reset for the brain. Unfortunately there is none.

Rilwon:
Too many lies in our head, if only there is factory reset for the brain. Unfortunately there is none.

OH, there is, but is it really a reset?

HOW TO MISS THE RAPTURE?
Luckily, the Good folks at Heaven made this simple. Only folks who are Fake Christians, Catholics, African traditionalists, False believers, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Atheists, Deists, will be ineligible for the Rapture. Choose wisely.

sonOfLucifer:
OH, there is, but is it really a reset?

Well, not necessarily.

*Following*

Will there be nudîty at the rapture?

jayriginal:
Will there be nudity at the rapture?

My brother Jayriginal. How far naaa

Missed reading your posts

Hey honestly speaking, do you know how the waves you emit sounds like to me? Not like those of an atheist, but like an inner seeker.

Greetings my dear.

I like this thread , it is a very good thread.

Like a countdown thread to a great event

Tic...tic...tic

I am sooo excited

Lool non Christians could do this

LoJ:

My brother Jayriginal. How far naaa

Missed reading your posts

Hey honestly speaking, do you know how the waves you emit sounds like to me? Not like those of an atheist, but like an inner seeker.

Greetings my dear.

I seek dear LoJ. My mad brother (I say that affectionately) Deep Sight, finds it hard to believe I'm an atheist.

There's a book I recommended to SonofLucifer "The Mighty Atom". Perhaps you've read it, but if you haven't it's a good read. A touching novel.

I don't believe there's a God, I don't rule out one either. Some people find that very hard to grasp.

At the end of the day, no one knows at either end of the spectrum. Those who assert, do so by faith, not by knowledge.

Greetings Sir, once again.

Just get your [url=biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htm]iron chariot[/url] ready and you'll be cool.

lol

jayriginal:
Will there be nudîty at the rapture?

Definitely.

But our eyes will be so fixed on the beauty of Jesus, we won't have much time to focus on the naked titt1es and holy rods gliding towards mansions in the background.

WHAT TO EXPECT
After the Rapture show on Sky-Flix is over, chaos and confusion will ensue. Expect all communication infrastructure to shut down. The world will completely collapse.

NB: If you find the rest of this information useful, you probably missed the Rapture . Good job.

You are not a atheist then! how can you not be able to rule out god if u are! you belong to the agnostics camp

jayriginal:


I seek dear LoJ. My mad brother (I say that affectionately) Deep Sight, finds it hard to believe I'm an atheist.

There's a book I recommended to SonofLucifer "The Mighty Atom". Perhaps you've read it, but if you haven't it's a good read. A touching novel.

I don't believe there's a God, I don't rule out one either. Some people find that very hard to grasp.

At the end of the day, no one knows at either end of the spectrum. Those who assert, do so by faith, not by knowledge.

Greetings Sir, once again.

Silkmoth33:
You are not a atheist then! how can you not be able to rule out god if u are! you belong to the agnostics camp

What you refer to as agnosticism is atheism.

You're an atheist if you don't believe in God. That's all there is to it.

sonOfLucifer:
WHAT'S THE RAPTURE?
There was a time when the word "Rapture" was used to connote happiness, extreme elation, the release of sexual tension.

These days, it's used to refer to an event that draws nearer the more it tarries. It is the final hope of the believer, the return of Savior Jesus. Like a thief in the night(or NEPA), his coming will shock you, and may catch you unprepared. Planes being flown by Christian pilots will quickly drop as their pilots are risen to meet with their Savior. Buses will suddenly find themselves driverless, the air will be full of flying people all looking upwards to their King, as they leave the earth in total disarray.

This is not Christ/Bible stance on Rapture

PastorOluT:

This is not Christ/Bible stance on Rapture

Apparently, the bible authors didn't think it through. Care to enlighten us?

It's June............ What's happening, I've neither heard nor seen planes crashing

MrZenographer and KingEbukasblog, see sonOfLucifer O, he didn't know that the rapture of the scents(perfumes) is already near at the corner. He's joking with it

hahn:


Apparently, the bible authors didn't think it through. Care to enlighten us?

Smile, its not what man thought through but the inspiration of the Holy Ghost. If u want to know u will know cos the Holy Ghost is there to teach u too.

PastorOluT:


Smile, its not what man thought through but the inspiration of the Holy Ghost. If u want to know u will know cos the Holy Ghost is there to teach u too.

Give me his phone number

THE RAPTURE!!
Billion of people Suddenly Vanished Witness Reported Hearing A Loud Trumpet!! Followed By A Blinding Flash Of Light!! Sudden disappearance Of Christian Men Women and Children EveryWere!! Christians Home Now Empty Are Now Providing Free Clothes Furniture And Appliances! To Be Donated To The Poor!!
The Dramatic Decrease Of Mobile Vehicle And Traffic On The Road Is Decreasing The Demand Of Fossil Fuel.... Fuel Are Now Being Sold For 5NAIRA PER LITER!!!
Prison Population Has Drastically Decreased!! Recycled Bible Are Now Being Used To Make Juice Containers!! For School Children!! Former Religious Institute Are Now Being Used For EXOLARATIONS HEALTH SCIENCE And RECREATION CENTERS Including Facilities For LATEST TECHS

Our Planet Now Has More FOOD More MONEY More SPACE More RESOURCES More EDUCATION And More COMMON SENSE!! Than Ever Experienced In Human History!!
They Is An Excessive Joy Of Jubilation Of Freedom The World Unite In Celebration...........

hahn:


Give me his phone number

HUMILITY

Lilbrown007:
THE RAPTURE!!
Billion of people Suddenly Vanished Witness Reported Hearing A Loud Trumpet!! Followed By A Blinding Flash Of Light!! Sudden disappearance Of Christian Men Women and Children EveryWere!! Christians Home Now Empty Are Now Providing Free Clothes Furniture And Appliances! To Be Donated To The Poor!!
The Dramatic Decrease Of Mobile Vehicle And Traffic On The Road Is Decreasing The Demand Of Fossil Fuel.... Fuel Are Now Being Sold For 5NAIRA PER LITER!!!
Prison Population Has Drastically Decreased!! Recycled Bible Are Now Being Used To Make Juice Containers!! For School Children!! Former Religious Institute Are Now Being Used For EXOLARATIONS HEALTH SCIENCE And RECREATION CENTERS Including Facilities For LATEST TECHS

Our Planet Now Has More FOOD More MONEY More SPACE More RESOURCES More EDUCATION And More COMMON SENSE!! Than Ever Experienced In Human History!!
They Is An Excessive Joy Of Jubilation Of Freedom The World Unite In Celebration...........

Lilbrown007:
THE RAPTURE!!
Billion of people Suddenly Vanished Witness Reported Hearing A Loud Trumpet!! Followed By A Blinding Flash Of Light!! Sudden disappearance Of Christian Men Women and Children EveryWere!! Christians Home Now Empty Are Now Providing Free Clothes Furniture And Appliances! To Be Donated To The Poor!!
The Dramatic Decrease Of Mobile Vehicle And Traffic On The Road Is Decreasing The Demand Of Fossil Fuel.... Fuel Are Now Being Sold For 5NAIRA PER LITER!!!
Prison Population Has Drastically Decreased!! Recycled Bible Are Now Being Used To Make Juice Containers!! For School Children!! Former Religious Institute Are Now Being Used For EXOLARATIONS HEALTH SCIENCE And RECREATION CENTERS Including Facilities For LATEST TECHS

Our Planet Now Has More FOOD More MONEY More SPACE More RESOURCES More EDUCATION And More COMMON SENSE!! Than Ever Experienced In Human History!!
They Is An Excessive Joy Of Jubilation Of Freedom The World Unite In Celebration...........