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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:06pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Trees are tall Trees are green trees are the loveliest things i av seen |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:06pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are? Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:08pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
i remember the mumblings in this rhyme, plenty of us nor fit remember the lines we go shout wella when we get to "this is the house that Jack built " This is the house that Jack built! This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cat that killed the rat That ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built. This is the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the cock that crowed in the morn That waked the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built. This is the farmer sowing his corn That kept the cock that crowed in the morn That waked the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog that worried the cat That killed the rat that ate the malt That lay in the house that Jack built! 1 Like |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:11pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
When u see a traffic light there is something you should know RED means stop YELLOW means ready GREEN means go & go & go |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:15pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
One two buckle my shoe Three, four, knock at the door Five, six, pick up sticks Seven, eight, lay them straight Nine, ten, a big fat hen Eleven, twelve, dig and delve Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting Nineteen, twenty, my plates empty |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:21pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
This is my basket i'll carry it so then off to the market i've been to the market it was a nice day i'll empty my basket & put it away |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:25pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
As i was going to the market going to the store i turn around 2x i dont know wia to stop S T O P |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:26pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, We'll all have tea. Sukey take it off again, Sukey take it off again, Sukey take it off again, They've all gone away. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:26pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:29pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Rock a bye baby on the tree top, When the wind blows the cradle will rock, When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, And down will come baby, cradle and all. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:35pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man Bake me a cake as fast as you can; Pat it and prick it and mark is with a 'B', And put it in the oven for baby and me. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:39pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John, Went to bed with his trousers on; One shoe off, and one shoe on, Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John! |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:40pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
hey fiddle diddle d cat & d diddle d cat jump over the moon the little dog laff 2 see just a fun & d diddle ran away with d spoon |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:45pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
An apple a day keeps the doctor away Apple in the morning - Doctor's warning Roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright Eat an apple going to bed - knock the doctor on the head Three each day, seven days a week - ruddy apple, ruddy cheek |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:47pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
chei!! my favourite we danced eh i wan small again oh The Owl and the P ussy Cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money Wrapped up in a five-pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, "O lovely P ussy, O P ussy, my love, What a beautiful P ussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful P ussy you are!" P ussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl! How charmingly sweet you sing! O let us be married! too long we have tarried: But what shall we do for a ring?" They sailed away, for a year and a day, To the land where the Bong-tree grows And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood With a ring at the end of his nose, His nose, His nose, With a ring at the end of his nose. "Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will." So they took it away, and were married next day By the Turkey who lives on the hill. They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon, The moon, The moon, They danced by the light of the moon. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:49pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. When the pie was opened the birds began to sing, Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king? The king was in his counting house counting out his money, The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes, When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose! |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:51pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse. And they all lived together in a little crooked house |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 1:59pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
i have a little pain sir in my little chest sir any time i cough sir it causes a little pain sir ke e ke e ke e there it is again sir |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:02pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run, They all ran after the farmer's wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, Did you ever see such a thing in your life, As three blind mice? |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by firestar(f): 2:05pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Have you ever seen a tortoise, crawling slowly on its way? Slowly creeping, Slowly crawling, Fifty yards in half a day? Why so slowly- Ohh! so slowly! Does it creep from place to place? With that very- Ohh! so very, tired look upon its face! Its not because its lazy, or because its old or slow. . . If you were carry a house, how quickly would you go? |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by firestar(f): 2:12pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
In the night, Mosquitoes whine. . . Hungry for your blood and mine. Clever people always get. . . Under a mosquito net. Safe there, While mosquitoes whine; Hungry for your blood and mine. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:16pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Starlight star bright, The first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the wish I wish tonight. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by StudioCFR(m): 2:18pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Mukina wish she still dey 3years old sha. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:24pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Studio CFR:yes oh Red sky at night, Sailor's delight; Red sky at morning, Sailor's warning. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:26pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Thirty days hath September, April, June and November; All the rest have thirty one Except for February which has twenty eight! (And twenty nine each leap year) |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:30pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair; Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware" Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny" Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!" |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 2:34pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
bla bla bla ship, have u any wool . , . . . , . . . . , . . , . . . . . |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:40pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Remember remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot, |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:41pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Cry Baby Bunting Daddy's gone a-hunting Gone to fetch a rabbit skin To wrap the Baby Bunting in Cry Baby Bunting |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 2:42pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Early to bed Early to rise Makes a man healthy, wealthy & wise |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: kits, cats, sacks and wives, How many were going to St. Ives? |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:49pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away. |
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