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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ibime(m): 2:50pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
mukina2: 358 |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:52pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Ibime:see this walking calculator chei . .this one we sing am and act am join Nursery 1 oh Goosey goosey gander where shall I wander, Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers, I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:53pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 2:59pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Na only u dey go St.Ives When u see a pin u pick it up all d day u av gud luck see a pin & let it lay bad luck u av all d day |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:01pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
romade sharap you wan come There was a farmer who had a dog and bingo was his name o B-i-n-g-o !!! b-i-n-g-o- !!! b-i-n-go !!! and bingo was his name o 1 Like |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ibime(m): 3:02pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
mukina2: Actually wrong. . . supposed to be 2802. . . I missed a multiple of 7 |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ben13: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
This thread later worked fine sha! thanks to romade and Muki. Ble doesn't deserve it , only that it's same fun we are hia for. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 3:07pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
one two buckle my shoe three four knock @ the door five six pick up sticks seven eight lay them straight nine ten a big fat hen |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:09pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Ibime: i know i hate numbers but you be olodo squared Ben20001: |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:09pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many children she didn't know what to do! So she gave them some broth without any bread, And she whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed! |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:10pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry, "Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens." "What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens! Then you shall have no pie." "Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie." The three little kittens they found their mittens, And they began to cry, "Oh mother dear, see here, see here For we have found our mittens." "Put on your mittens, you silly kittens And you shall have some pie" "Meeow, meeow, meeow, Now let us have some pie." The three little kittens put on their mittens And soon ate up the pie, "Oh mother dear, we greatly fear That we have soiled our mittens." "What! soiled you mittens, you naughty kittens!" Then they began to cry, "Meeow, meeow, meeow" Then they began to sigh. The three little kittens they washed their mittens And hung them out to dry, "Oh mother dear, do you not hear That we have washed our mittens." "What! washed your mittens, you are good kittens." But I smell a rat close by, "Meeow, meeow, meeow" we smell a rat close by, |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:11pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall, One named Peter, one named Paul. Fly away Peter, fly away Paul, Come back Peter, come back Paul! |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 3:12pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:13pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Seesaw Margery Daw Johnny shall have a new master He shall earn but a penny a day Because he can't work any faster |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 3:16pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
why were they called "nursery rhymes"? who remembers "three blind mice . . . see how they run . . ." mukinatu, e bi like say u be nursery school teacher o. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by studio43(m): 3:19pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Go muki GO! We are strongly behind you. Niger Delta Muki Muki No Dey Carry Last For expecially for this kind child's play |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:22pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
nich:i got a three year old, so she brings the memories studio43:dem send you? |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:22pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Hark hark the dogs do bark The beggars are coming to town Some in rags and some in tags And one in a velvet gown. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:24pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
[flash=425,355] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3xtMZvG2WI[/flash] |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 3:25pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
3 blind mice 3 blind mice c ow dey run they run after the farmers wife who cut their tail with a carving knife 3 blind mice |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:27pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe. Get it done by half past two. Half past two is much too late! Get it done by half past eight. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:29pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Eencey Weencey spider Climed up the water spout; Down came the rain And washed poor Eencey out; Out came the sun And dried up all the rain; And the Eencey Weencey spider Climbed up the spout again. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:32pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
These are Grandma's spectacles, This is Grandma's hat. This is the way she folds her hands, And lays them in her lap. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 3:35pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
do u know mummy oh no mummy is the one who knows my in & out when she goes away i'll be left alone can d picture do wat my mummy do 4 me oh no |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:41pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Yankee Doodle came to town, A-ridin' on a pony; He stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 3:43pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Barber, barber, shave a pig! How many hairs to make a wig? Four and twenty, that's enough! Give the barber a pinch of snuff. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by studio43(m): 3:54pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Muki and Romade, Ble ble don do two of una good for posting this nursery school stuff here. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:00pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Curly Locks, Curly Locks, Will you be mine? You shall not wash dishes, Nor feed the swine, But sit on a cushion And sew a fine seam, And sup upon strawberries, Sugar, and cream. studio43:Its called a trip down memory lane |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 4:05pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
3 little babies lie on bed 1 was sick & 2 were dead bring ya baby doctor said give ya baby medicine i shokolokobanta tmt |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:07pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
An apple a day Sends the doctor away Apple in the morning Doctor's warning Roast apple at night Starves the doctor outright Eat an apple going to bed Knock the doctor on the head Three each day, seven days a week Ruddy apple, ruddy cheek |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:09pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Bat, bat, come under my hat, And I'll give you a slice of bacon; And when I bake, I'll give you a cake, If I am not mistaken. |
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by studio43(m): 4:16pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Thank gawd for yaba left. |
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