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How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by mhizzpatra(f): 9:11am On May 04, 2016
Early this year some guy tweeted he won’t cough more than Fifty
Thousand Naira for his wedding and Nigerian Twitter went hard on
him.
Say what?
So many Nigerian couples have been engaged for more than
fifteen years and the excuse is always FUNDS for a wedding
ceremony!
I decided to make a list based on this budget and realised a N50K
wedding is possible. I mean a proper wedding with a bridal train,
cake, small chops, drinks, wine and jollof rice. You’ll even end up
with N50 change by the time you are done.
See list below:

A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black
Friday Price): N4000

Cost of hire of fairly-used Aba-made wedding gown: N3500

White high heels from Dealdey: N3500

Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000

Tailor Workmanship: N3000

Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000

Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500

Groom’s old tie: N0

12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000

Ozone Relaxer: N150

Bride’s Accessories (Old ones): N0

Hairdresser charges: N1700

Groom Haircut: N300

Best Man – Freestyle with old suit: N0

Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0

Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three – freestyle (On Your Own):
N0

Bridal Makeup – Do It Yourself: N0

Bridal train makeup – Do It Yourself: N0

Cost of bulk SMS as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests):
N300

Car hire from relative or friend: N0

Car Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500

Fuel: N3000

Wedding Venue (Church in Lagos): N0

Wedding Photography (A friend’s or relative’s iPhone): N0

Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0

Reception Venue (Open field Somewhere at Ota): N0

Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

Reception MC (Bride’s or Groom’s relative): N0

Music from relative’s phone (China phone preferably): N0

London-used mobile phone speaker from computer village: N2000

Wedding Cake from Cakes & Cream: N3500

Shortbread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300

Fresh Agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If Groom
is still hungry): N100

Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350

A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who
still followed to Ota): N1500

Freshly made Zobo as wedding guests’ wine: N1000

Disposable cups to stand-in for glasses: N500

One packet of Cabin Biscuit for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chin-chin mixed together for small chops: N500

Big pack of Gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira:
N2500

Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500

Balance: N50
Now you can share this with someone planning a wedding soon.
Happy married life in advance!
http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/30/naija-single-girl-how-to-throw-a-nigerian-wedding-with-n49950-only/

Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by ikbnice(m): 9:20am On May 04, 2016
Easier said than done. Are you talking of year 2016 or 1996? Una don marry? Na so you spend am?
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by finalboss1(m): 9:40am On May 04, 2016
dreamer
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by Nobody: 9:44am On May 04, 2016
this is from Naijasinglegirl's blog, at least put the link na sad

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Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by GoldenJAT(m): 9:54am On May 04, 2016
na 1 eye I de carry look u... poster!
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by firstking01(m): 10:45am On May 04, 2016
This will never hold through in this pesent day nigeria.
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by HolyHero: 10:58am On May 04, 2016
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i dey budget N10 million for my wedding
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Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by Yuneehk(f): 11:04am On May 04, 2016
LOL!!! This one na whether money likes it or not, we must marry
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by donbenedict(m): 11:12am On May 04, 2016
grin cheesy u dnt hav to spend a dime, why not just partake in any mass wedding ceremony

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