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FUNNY: How To Make Your Wife Or Husband Happy by franklyneo(m): 4:14pm On May 08, 2016
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don’t bother him with his movements So what’s so hard about that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It’s really not too difficult but… To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm 27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is. Can you imagine this to make a happy home. Wishing you all a HAPPY FAMILY.
Re: FUNNY: How To Make Your Wife Or Husband Happy by vislabraye(m): 4:22pm On May 08, 2016
Person wey wan marry go hear am cool
Re: FUNNY: How To Make Your Wife Or Husband Happy by AfroKnight: 4:23pm On May 08, 2016
It is not beans to be a husband or boyfriend to a Naija lady. If you dump her thinking the next one will be better, my bother, you have just set yourself up. Na only God fit help person find reasonable Naija Lady.

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