Perfect morning to every one of u in the house, I come in peace, it's raining heavily and I hope we all enjoyed our night sleeps... At least I did...

I had an annoying experience last night at an eatry where I went to have a nice fill of my self .. (early hours of the night), I got inside and saw a guy eating, very busy with the food, looked unkept with dirty feet, hair not well kept and bushy, scar on the face and just BUSY with his meal... I thought nothing if it and went to sit beside him to have a gentle man chat with him as I order for my meal too... (Wat a mistake I just made )

I sat beside him and jokingly said "Bros wait for me nah, them never bring my own oo" I was expecting him to be friendly, but instead he said "Bros look the kin meat wey dis woman give me" with anger written on his entire face, I looked at the piece of meat, but saw MEAT (I was expecting to see bone) but what I saw was meat, the ones Yorubas do call "ishan eran" (veiny meat)...

Befor I could say anything else to this guy, the owner of the place her self came to me and greeted, then I greeted back, so she started explaining what happened exactly to me and it went thus:

"This man came to my door step and would stop any of my costumers and beg for alms, it was getting too much so I had to call him and ask him what he wants so he can stop Wat he's doing, he didn't respond, so I asked him if he wanted to eat, to which he replied with a Yes! I then told him to come inside so that I can arrange something for him to eat, which he did, I gave him that food for free with the hope that I was helping this young man here and to get a thank you at least from him, now he's complaining to what he didn't pay for, my brother just imagine" every other person there was listening to this woman explain this whole thing to me.

Then I knew the guy wasn't alright at all, I got up from where I sat (beside him) then I calmly told the woman to ignore him and his complaints, when he's done ranting, he'll take his leave and if he comes there a next time to ask for alms, she should threaten to get him arrested and fake a call to the police and he'll leave... I sat else where while other guys and their girlfriends rained heavy curses on the guy, one was even about to beat him and one took his plate and asked him to leave, cause he was busy eating while being cursed and yelled at. Guys did u know what dis guy did after eating and washing his hands He cracked me up with what he did lol

He turned to the owner of the place and asked her "madam shey I beg u for food ni? No be u come meet me ask me whether I wan chop Who u go put honey for him mouth tell am make him no lick am Anyway, if u don finish sha, ur meat dey there, chop am, I no chop! If u wan help me, help me.. Gimme correct meat! Bye bye madam" I couldn't hold it back like seriously, I laughed and laughed eeh... This guy na ungrateful mumu ooo

Share ur experiences too my friends, morning once again

The guy must really have a problem upstairs.

The guy is crazy... Lol..

Very Very!

I even thought he paid for Wat he's eating before complaining not knowing it was free...

Lmaooo what is worth doing good is worth doing well. That's what he is fighting for

Lolz.. Its obvious he's got some mental issue .... BTW, is the restaurant around Yaba , the left side of Yaba I mean?!

space booked!!!

i'll modify wen it hits Fp

Funny

ivyy:
Lmaooo what is worth doing good is worth doing well. That's what he is fighting for

lol.... But appreciation goes a long way my dear, who knows, if he had appreciated.. May be when he comes next time, she might even do more than that. And remember, it's his first time and he's being so ungrateful... Wat a flaw

modelmike7:
Lolz.. Its obvious he's got some mental issue
.... BTW, is the restaurant around Yaba , the left side of Yaba I mean?!

lol

Its actually around Ebutte Metta bro.... Mama Canada restaurant or so... Can't really recollect the name

BlueEyeBalls:
lol.... But appreciation goes a long way my dear, who knows, if he had appreciated.. May be when he comes next time, she might even do more than that. And remember, it's his first time and he's being so ungrateful... Wat a flaw

Yes. infact she will be unwilling to help him or any other individual in need. That's the sad part

ivyy:


Yes. infact she will be unwilling to help him or any other individual in need. That's the sad part

yeah... U very correct dear

Lmao, this cracked me man. I dont blame him.

Having big pieces of meat in your food kinda makes you feel like an alpha male na..

Whereas tiny pieces will just make you look like an homeless hobo. The guy get high self-esteem despite his situation.

Berlyn:
space booked!!!

i'll modify wen it hits Fp

see them estate management people

It's probably that attitude that has damned him into being a dirty piss poor beggar.

schumastic:


see them estate management people

lol quote wen this thread hits fp

Berlyn:
lol quote wen this thread hits fp

what makes you think it will

schumastic:

what makes you think it will

i gat d feeling it will

Berlyn:
i gat d feeling it will

so y Europe n not Asia as regards your location

for the love of pete where is the JOKE SECTION IN NAIRALAND?

ivyy:
Lmaooo what is worth doing good is worth doing well. That's what he is fighting for

like seriously in this case?

scentmarlc:






like seriously in this case?

Obviously the guy is not okay and no
one can dispute that.

Lol, hilarious. The guy is obviously mentally unstable.


Meanwhile, VOTE MISSGDOPE FOR MISS NAIRALAND 2016!