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| Cannibal Test by osculate(m): 11:44am On Aug 14, 2009 |
Three men got lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told them they could live if they pass a test. The first step of the test was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the test to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the test to him he thought this should be easy. So in they went 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples!"  |
| Re: Cannibal Test by mamagee6(f): 5:09pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
Nice.  |
| Re: Cannibal Test by bydot1(m): 1:10pm On Aug 16, 2009 |
heheh, |
| Re: Cannibal Test by kodylicky(f): 8:47pm On Aug 16, 2009 |
Roflmao i dont blame d guy for laughing |
| Re: Cannibal Test by TrueZ: 4:31am On Aug 17, 2009 |
the original one is with watermelons |
| Re: Cannibal Test by Dujardin(m): 5:15am On Aug 17, 2009 |
Nice one |
| Re: Cannibal Test by bydot1(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
kody-licky: cuz u will definately do the same thing |
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