Great UNIBEN... I love that school although I never loved the state. I still remember how I left Library extension only to get to Ekosodin to see that it was dead silent at about 6pm. As a fresher I still wasn't aware of what was wrong so I got home and prepared for night class. I was coming out around 9pm when my neighbor asked if I wasn't aware of the crisis going on? Omo na so I sit down back for my room ooo, the next day I was on Edo street when I saw my course mates going thru some past questions, I joined them but few some minutes later we heard gun shots and then we began the race of our life. The coldest of all incident was when an FYB was 'deleted' in front of my hostel. Meeeen, if u ever survive Ekosodin, u can survive any part of Nigeria

I don't even wanna start with how I had 6 missing results in my first year, and I cried from faculty to Ekosodin.

UNIBEN is for the strong.

I'm a proud graduate of this great citadel of knowledge.

saintdennis:


To all the 2008/2009 set there was one legendary ARROW nicknamed maspirano.. jeez that guy ehn! Too much noise and sleek disses full him mouth.

His signature entry into hall4 was 'maspirano Is back again! '. I used to get irritated until I got wind @ d end of d session that the niqqa graduated from maths with a FIRST CLASS! An arrow leaving uniben with a first class? Legendary!

This OP NEVER EVEN TALK ABOUT
*HOT PLATE,
*ROBBERS IN OSASOGIE,
*THE TAX COLLECTORS @ EDO STREET, EKOSODIN
*THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ADMISSION TO CAR PARK NOT UNIBEN,
* THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHO GO TO SPORTS CENTER EARLY IN THE MORNING.
*THE USELESS GIRLS CAMPUS FELLOWSHIPS SEND INTO BOYS HOSTEL TO LURE BOYS TO SERVICE (in fact those babes should put it down as marketing experience on their c.v)
*THE LOVE OF BEANS (among boys)
*THE SINS OF HALL 2 CAR PARK /LOVE GUTTER
*HOW BABES CARRY BOYS TO JUNE12 AND DRAIN THE GUYS POCKET BUYING MISHAL(bread n egg)
*THE DERANGED PEOPLE WHO JOIN MAN 'O WAR AND START THINKING THEY'RE ACTUAL SOLDIERS! LMAO
*THE OLD/STAYLITES WHO GO TO AUDITORIUM TO "HUNT" WHEN A NEW SET STARTS CLEARANCE.


...lemme not mention the coded sides of uniben sef.

The emboldened got me Lol..
I remember my neighbour in Osasogie who joined Man-o-war n started feeling like a soldier.
Whenever he hears a sound at night he'll yell, 'Who's dat'. Until one faithful day when the real thieves came and designed his face with resounding slaps...
O my God! I miss Uniben.

omusiliyu:
hope OP will show the pictures of the cultists there.



How UN rate the percentage of cultist in Nigeria higher institutions.

1. Auchi Polytechnic

2. UNIBEN

3. AAU, Ekpoma

4. UNIPORT

5. UNILAG.

And I attended number 1 and 2.

Pyroxene:
. My bro na u go uniben.. D OP is most likely a current student and I hear nothing much is happening there anymore.. I rep 2003 to 2009 set.. Issues like
Buka 10( the lady dat serves food there is legendary)
Ninja man (the guy dat shoot people in their arse @ nyt when going to Osasogie tru anatomy)
Or is it the regula Aluta with a lot of aluta choir masters
Or is it Hall 2 car park night activities. Or gutter love. Or those man o war dat became like cult ism..... Or the ever jiratin Kegites or the never ending stroking btw hall 2 block E with hall 3 block A,B and D. Those times where fun times

I can see u belong to my generation,most of these people cannot relate with these things you said.I cannot forget The 2005 Aluta to Government house spearheaded by Faculty of Engineering led by great men like Udengs,Aluyor,Aluta choir master,etc.Ekosodin is not as bad as people say,I lived there from 100L till Finals,I had no issues,I go to school to read and come back 12-1am and no encounter with robbers or cultists.The decline of UNIBEN started from the first post-Ume set in 2006.

saintdennis:


To all the 2008/2009 set there was one legendary ARROW nicknamed maspirano.. jeez that guy ehn! Too much noise and sleek disses full him mouth.

His signature entry into hall4 was 'maspirano Is back again! '. I used to get irritated until I got wind @ d end of d session that the niqqa graduated from maths with a FIRST CLASS! An arrow leaving uniben with a first class? Legendary!

This OP NEVER EVEN TALK ABOUT
*HOT PLATE,
*ROBBERS IN OSASOGIE,
*THE TAX COLLECTORS @ EDO STREET, EKOSODIN
*THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ADMISSION TO CAR PARK NOT UNIBEN,
* THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHO GO TO SPORTS CENTER EARLY IN THE MORNING.
*THE USELESS GIRLS CAMPUS FELLOWSHIPS SEND INTO BOYS HOSTEL TO LURE BOYS TO SERVICE (in fact those babes should put it down as marketing experience on their c.v)
*THE LOVE OF BEANS (among boys)
*THE SINS OF HALL 2 CAR PARK /LOVE GUTTER
*HOW BABES CARRY BOYS TO JUNE12 AND DRAIN THE GUYS POCKET BUYING MISHAL(bread n egg)
*THE DERANGED PEOPLE WHO JOIN MAN 'O WAR AND START THINKING THEY'RE ACTUAL SOLDIERS! LMAO
*THE OLD/STAYLITES WHO GO TO AUDITORIUM TO "HUNT" WHEN A NEW SET STARTS CLEARANCE.


...lemme not mention the coded sides of uniben sef.

Thumbs up Man. Na u sabi Uniben Pass

Ninja man oh! Chai! one night when i dey waka at midnight go my place for osasogie. back then , i dey believe say i be zionite nothing fit do me. na so ninja track me oh! i form smarty lo lo try throw way my bag enter my hostel compound but alas! barbed wire catch am. Ninja vex oh! na stab e give me for my right side, collect the bag waka comot. That guy shaaaaaaaa!
i learnt my lesson anyway after a trip to a n e and stitches, Once i comot by 7pm na till 6am oh!

Pyroxene:
. My bro na u go uniben.. D OP is most likely a current student and I hear nothing much is happening there anymore.. I rep 2003 to 2009 set.. Issues like
Buka 10( the lady dat serves food there is legendary)
Ninja man (the guy dat shoot people in their arse @ nyt when going to Osasogie tru anatomy)
Or is it the regula Aluta with a lot of aluta choir masters
Or is it Hall 2 car park night activities. Or gutter love. Or those man o war dat became like cult ism..... Or the ever jiratin Kegites or the never ending stroking btw hall 2 block E with hall 3 block A,B and D. Those times where fun times

Gassa007:

Miss is actually aro not arrow

Left Uniben 10 years ago... feels like yesterday...

It's 'AARO' (colloquial for the mental hospital in AARO, Ogun state)

Nobody mentioned washy... You give somebody beans after begging for hours and you tell him thanks for stooping low to eat my beans.. Or is it the water and catarrh they throw on you when you are 100 or 2h series in hall 3..i was a hall 3 boy throughout my 6years in uniben.. Hilarious peeps.. You can't stay in hall 3 and not develop a good sense of humor

Miss my stay in uniben mostly ekosodin miss d ekosodin sharp sand u dere nt pack d sand unless Indigenes will visit u. Paying MOU Memoradum Of Undestanding to strong men, miss albert football center, miss johnbosco mishail

My uniben brethren.

paulavon:


I can see u belong to my generation,most of these people cannot relate with these things you said.I cannot forget The 2005 Aluta to Government house spearheaded by Faculty of Engineering led by great men like Udengs,Aluyor,Aluta choir master,etc.Ekosodin is not as bad as people say,I lived there from 100L till Finals,I had no issues,I go to school to read and come back 12-1am and no encounter with robbers or cultists.The decline of UNIBEN started from the first post-Ume set in 2006.

Hailings Bro!! I remember wella. Abuma lost 13Million naira that day cos assorted phones where moved. I remember students running into school with cow meat (I mean like a whole cow leg from lap to hoof). We looked forward to Aluta cos there ll be #no lectures for days . How is life after school bro? Hope cool

vcole:
Ninja man oh! Chai! one night when i dey waka at midnight go my place for osasogie. back then , i dey believe say i be zionite nothing fit do me. na so ninja track me oh! i form smarty lo lo try throw way my bag enter my hostel compound but alas! barbed wire catch am. Ninja vex oh! na stab e give me for my right side, collect the bag waka comot. That guy shaaaaaaaa!
i learnt my lesson anyway after a trip to a n e and stitches, Once i comot by 7pm na till 6am oh!

. I actually thought the Ninja man was a myth until people started showing up in UBTH with stab and bullet wounds on one bum bum

AngryArmani:
Visiting hours ke. Not anymore oo. Everyone stays in their hostel. I only entered hall 2 during campaigns for SUG elections.

Gosh! You reminded me of maspirano is here once again! My guy there. He is a lecturer now. He was my good friend then.

Oh my days!

Brilliantlights:


What a shame..how art the mighty UNIBEN become a secondary school. I used to go there alot 4 to 8..chai!! The standards hv dropped

You are really an old student of UNIBEN.

It was formerly 4 - 8

And weekends were quite earlier than that

Pyroxene:
. My bro na u go uniben.. D OP is most likely a current student and I hear nothing much is happening there anymore.. I rep 2003 to 2009 set.. Issues like
Buka 10( the lady dat serves food there is legendary)
Ninja man (the guy dat shoot people in their arse @ nyt when going to Osasogie tru anatomy)
Or is it the regula Aluta with a lot of aluta choir masters
Or is it Hall 2 car park night activities. Or gutter love. Or those man o war dat became like cult ism..... Or the ever jiratin Kegites or the never ending stroking btw hall 2 block E with hall 3 block A,B and D. Those times where fun times

This guy go UNIBEN I swear

For the Ladies that lived in Hall2...

Early morning bread from 'Going going Gone!'
If you miss buying from her, sorry for you cos you gonna walk all the way down to those guys in common room.

Amikable and her utility dwellers that sell clothes on the walk way....

Early morning fight at the tap n walk way.. 'Bucket Breaking and Hair pulling Scene.'

And finally Pastor Porter walking in when girls are bathing to seize buckets...
Memories...

MrWhaley:
Nahh...this OP is not getting this ish...
Me'z currently in Uniben..and that visiting hours,I doubt if it's still in practice.


But OP,if you don't portray the 'ARROW of Hall 3 boys',then you failed everything!

Exactly! He missed out the Arrowism of hall3 boys.. Thats one thing I won't forget when passing by their walls for my law lectures from hall1. #memories

ehinome4hushM:




Exactly! He missed out the Arrowism of hall3 boys.. Thats one thing I won't forget when passing by their walls for my law lectures from hall1. #memories

You ARE or WERE a Law student,Ma'am?

MrWhaley:

You ARE or WERE a Law student,Ma'am?

By my last word, you should know I am an alumni of the great Uniben...lol

ehinome4hushM:


By my last word, you should know I am an alumni of the great Uniben...lol

Lols..my bad. I am still a student here,tho..a Law student,to be precise.

ahamonyeka:
You must be strong in eating beans like 3times a day.

They are called beans boys.

Hall 3 boys I hail thee o.

Na Hall 4 boyz eat beans pass ooo.
I wan confess!!!!

Faith111:
For the Ladies that lived in Hall2...

Early morning bread from 'Going going Gone!'
If you miss buying from her, sorry for you cos you gonna walk all the way down to those guys in common room.

Amikable and her utility dwellers that sell clothes on the walk way....

Early morning fight at the tap n walk way.. 'Bucket Breaking and Hair pulling Scene.'

And finally Pastor Porter walking in when girls are bathing to seize buckets...
Memories...

O my gosh. I remember all those. Going going was in my block wen i was in year 2. Very funny girl but serious with her business.
Selling of clothes in d night .haha. i never bought clothes from dem though.
Photographers, carpenters, electricians walking around d hostel from block to block looking for people to patronise their services.
D early morning fight is inevitable during water scarcity. Imagine somebody bringing 15 buckets to thetap and wants to fetch all of dem wen d tap is running like piss. And u have eight o clock class.
Most times i just go to block E to fetch.
Pastor porter na wacko person

What about during Sug election. U wont b able to sleep in d evening because of all their campaign noise.

Wow. I miss those days sha.
#representing class of #2012

Faith111:
For the Ladies that lived in Hall2...

Early morning bread from 'Going going Gone!'
If you miss buying from her, sorry for you cos you gonna walk all the way down to those guys in common room.

Amikable and her utility dwellers that sell clothes on the walk way....

Early morning fight at the tap n walk way.. 'Bucket Breaking and Hair pulling Scene.'

And finally Pastor Porter walking in when girls are bathing to seize buckets...
Memories...

You are so correct!! Ladies were fond of stealing things and fighting,and it always ended with threats of calling ayelala to place a curse.. I remember the common room,June 12, Uwagboy the then SuG president, short put, bathing with all sizes of girls in the bathroom,bunking,quarrelling and becoming friends. I remember how a cult guy called ifeanyi wanted me by all means,but I got him off my case by confiding on some other guys to threaten him. I remember how a guy whose phone I took to my sisters traditional wedding,hoping he was cool I have his phone for some days,since he had two and mine was bad. Lol, this guy and some friends located my village where the wedding took place,acted all nice to my family. I was scared to my bones when I saw them,but kept my cool by serving them drinks and food. Luckily for me I had the phone with me,so I handed it over sharply! When they were about leaving,I was asked to see them off,I just gave em excuse that I needed to usher my sister out to greet her in laws. Na then I begin cut off from too much male friends in Uniben.

Lilimax:
I thought Ekosodin was mostly for Science and Social Science students whereas Osaosegie was meant for Medical students due to its proximity to UBTH You hardly find a medical student there during my days in UNIBEN

graduated from uniben, medicine. stayed in Ekosodin throughout. we had medical students also there

It was a great experience passing through the 4 walls of Unibest. Still lots of interesting memories about my school. Having lived in BDPA community during my undergraduate days, the fear of Ekosodin was usually the beginning of wisdom, when you get into the place.You simply behave yourself and act wise.The place was so rugged that curfews were sometimes imposed due to frequent cult related wars between rival factions.

I remember one experience, I initially had in that place was when I sent a rug to someone to wash for which I was to collect after some days, when I went to get the rug.I was told by the idiot that someone else was claiming the rug and that it is no more mine.
Na wa oh, see me see wahala. All efforts to retrieve the rug failed.Then I informed my elder bro who was in his penultimate year in Engineering and pretty familiar with the ruggedness of ekosodin.

We went together and he demanded for the rug, without argument the idiot ran and got the rug with fear.It was pretty funny the way he chickened in.If not that rug might have entered voicemail like my colleagues will say then.

Lol
I don laugh die
Remember my days in unstress sorry Uniben-we
OK let me join d fun
1 = Uniben students nor go tell u say Dem wan trek from hall 4 to main gate,wetin u go hear na 'guy how far I wan track one babe for hall 2... When e get to hall 2 and e see another coursemate e go be like ' hey Mike I wan charge phone for chemistry dept na so e go do before u know e go tell another person ' I wan buy charger for maingate #mission_accomplished

2 = I finished from Uniben 2013/2014 Set and I have this to say about ekosodin, ekosodin Is More safer than any other off camp ( fear osasogie robbery squad, my new PSP chai, there is God o) If u obey this instruction
==== if u want peace,live a low-key life and don't ever hold babe hand when escorting her (na there u go dey answer question die) my guys for hostel that year they call me "importer of puna water" I stay ekosodin for 3 years but I nor Toast any babe wey they stay ekosodin. I dey always dey import from hall 1 and hall 2
3 == who remember that 100 level mechanical engineering classrep that fell from 400 series while arrowing (na somebody go shout security o, I gbaga that day
Hahahah I miss arrow o, when I was in 100 and 200 level I be confam arrow boy,when u see a ugly girl walking alone,we will start singing "am married to jesus,satan leave me alone "
4 =Uniben guys go beg #50 naira from 6 different people then go buka go buy food with soft drink

I miss Uniben, more to come,make I go eat

my favourite spot is (love gutter) yet i no date any hall 2 babe. I always play away match but hang around with frnds at love gutter bf heading to law faculty or agric for night reading. Mehn dat agric and law na just hunting ground. D only meaningful reading i did was when i started reading in medicine and pharmacy

I wan confess oh!
Confess!
My first time in Hall 3 i was wondering what was happening. Lolz
Reping Osasogie, ninja man operation area.

Very similar to RSUST

daveson07:
Night class: This usually begins on the first day of resumption. Reading room and night class pick up immediately. UNIBEN students can read for Africa but then you wonder where the E’s and F’s come from considering the way they read.

If you can endure the insults of hall3 boys without crying or replying them, u can endure anything in life.

daveson07:
Ekosodin: They’ll instill respect and good behaviour in you. You learn how to greet your neighbours in Ekosodin whether you like it or not except you have plans of moving into the hostel or BDPA. In fact, before falling in love with a girl staying in Ekosodin, you have to do your research properly because your parents won’t forgive you if you end up dying for love.

From year one to final I stayed in Ekosodin [Amega mega home & Kapa green] it was fun..no negative experience at all,late night movement was a constant thing....YAWEH was my guide then, I later realised the risk I took was stupid and foolish

SOUNDS MORE OF HIGH SCHOOL THAN TERTIARY TO ME...