Dexema:
you forgot the wedding rings, surest thing na to commot my parents own ooo, but that best man no go enjoy himself for the rest of his existence.

Explorers:
6. When pastor asked the church the question why they should not be joined together and someone raised his hand.

Explorers:
3. Photographer Forgets The Camera Battery.


"Paying a company to videotape the wedding and reception and finding out that he forgot to charge battery. And didn't cover it til the end."

Kachisbarbie:
My baker came late, as in very late. Even had the guts to tell me she was sleeping...lols, that she thought our church is one of those that takes a lot of time.
My friends were telling me "onyi, cake never show o...", I was like "ehen, if you no chop cake _you go die?". I was actually prepared for the worst and I didn't want to get angry that day.

Explorers:
2. After paying the caterer over #300,000 for her service and she didn't show up till 4:00pm.

Guest have been licking TomTom and Buttermint.

Explorers:
4. Forgetting The Ring.

An hour late already because her hair wasn't done, then they lost ring bearer's left shoe. finally getting to church there to find out that the maid of honor forgot the ring.
cc: lalasticlala

vizkiz:
This is why it is advisable to get a wedding planner. All you need to do is pay her and just relax yourself.

cicc2010:
In fact I can relate with some of the point, first, when it was time to cut the cake my wife found out that the cake was not good looking and the cake maker started begging that the cake fall and she use pin to pin everything together, my wife was boiling, but did not say anything,the camera man disappeared only to surface after the wedding that his ba3 ran down. The woman that cooked the food nko? The food was brought by 6pm, my wife was so angry and was like i did not wed in the first place, now see enbarasment.But after wedding my wife said I must no pay the balance,but as a gentleman I paid up just for them to get lost

LEXYCOM:
WHEN JESUS IS NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING, THE WEDDING IS AUTOMATICALLY A DISASTER

agarawu23:
they told u the groom is fucking rich cos he works in a tractor company and u were happy and expecting convoy of exotic cars to bring in the couples but u were disappointed.

misspicy:

Worst thing ever

especially in orthodox ⛪ church.



I experienced one sometime, thank God the Revd is very nice,the wedding was almost canceled

eitsei:
I think I will try that no 5 on my wedding day

cruzita:
I dodge all these calamities IJN. All these things na shortest road to heart attack

ffrreeee:
If I'm the bride, I will make sure that I bite you while kissing during the ceremony.

Explorers:
3. Photographer Forgets The Camera Battery.


"Paying a company to videotape the wedding and reception and finding out that he forgot to charge battery. And didn't cover it til the end."

Emodeee:



really! You are married? Wey i dey here dey crush on you.

Yes I am married .
E no stop you from crushing na, shey na to crush? It is allowed

vizkiz:
This is why it is advisable to get a wedding planner. All you need to do is pay her and just relax yourself.