Explorers:
6. When pastor asked the church the question why they should not be joined together and someone raised his hand.

Explorers:
7. Bad Weather/Pouring rain.


Imagine that day with a non-stop down pour, 6am - 6pm.

Kachisbarbie:
My baker came late, as in very late. Even had the guts to tell me she was sleeping...lols, that she thought our church is one of those that takes a lot of time.
My friends were telling me "onyi, cake never show o...", I was like "ehen, if you no chop cake _you go die?". I was actually prepared for the worst and I didn't want to get angry that day.

Emodeee:


really! You are married? Wey i dey here dey crush on you.

Explorers:
5. Groom showing up almost 3 hours late.

Ladies, can you survive the 3 hours with his moblie not reachable

Explorers:
3. Photographer Forgets The Camera Battery.


"Paying a company to videotape the wedding and reception and finding out that he forgot to charge battery. And didn't cover it til the end."

Kachisbarbie:

Yes I am married .
E no stop you from crushing na, shey na to crush? It is allowed

decatalyst:
Op, the worst would be to forget the wedding ring at home

I have been in that situation before

It wasn't a funny experience ooo.

I was the best man for the day. I dressed up my man and we took our time to take pictures. I collected the ring box and my friend tried it on and were just teasing and playing around, only for his parents to rush in and tell us everyone is set and we should hop in the car.

I just pick up the ring box without checking. We got to the Church ⛪.. straight into the wedding procession.

As the wedding was going on, nah eim the devil reminded me if the ring was actually in the box. Mehn! Nah so my face change. I wasn't comfortable. I couldn't excuse my self again cuz i was getting close to the time the pastor was to request for it.

My mind ran faster than Hussain bolt.

When the pastor asked for the ring, I dragged my self from the chair...he collected it and opened it...



But the ring was there...after every, I danced like I won $1m. People tot I was so excited for my friend.

Sleekyshuga:

That's not the worst oo.. Some churches join couples with the Holy Bible (couple exchange bibles); likes of Deeper Life & Seventh Day Adventist..

Kachisbarbie:

Yes I am married .
E no stop you from crushing na, shey na to crush? It is allowed

decatalyst:
Op, the worst would be to forget the wedding ring at home

I have been in that situation before

It wasn't a funny experience ooo.

I was the best man for the day. I dressed up my man and we took our time to take pictures. I collected the ring box and my friend tried it on and were just teasing and playing around, only for his parents to rush in and tell us everyone is set and we should hop in the car.

I just pick up the ring box without checking. We got to the Church ⛪.. straight into the wedding procession.

As the wedding was going on, nah eim the devil reminded me if the ring was actually in the box. Mehn! Nah so my face change. I wasn't comfortable. I couldn't excuse my self again cuz i was getting close to the time the pastor was to request for it.

My mind ran faster than Hussain bolt.

When the pastor asked for the ring, I dragged my self from the chair...he collected it and opened it...



But the ring was there...after every, I danced like I won $1m. People tot I was so excited for my friend.

Explorers:
10. Uninvited Guests.

They dont know the way to church but easily find their way to the reception.
Food and drinks wont go round because of them with lots of real guests without seat, standing.

Explorers:
10. Uninvited Guests.

They dont know the way to church but easily find their way to the reception.
Food and drinks wont go round because of them with lots of real guests without seat, standing.

stubbornman:

lolzzzz..... your own no good oh....some people cannot do without wedding cakes ,they might even skip rice esp those hungry ashoebi girls

after buying asoebi thousands of Naira, you don't know they would be hungry ba?
I doubt they would skip rice for cake, cake they share in weddings that looks like dice. Why should any sane human skip rice for such? Lols

haul:


Hope say you don wed?

I dey wait for you to gimme ring .

Explorers:
6. When pastor asked the church the question why they should not be joined together and someone raised his hand.

Kassidy90:
Hahaha! This thread remind me of d incident on my wedding day , I couldn't find my trouser for the native attire later discovered it was packed along with my wife's dress, Thank God d cloth was for engagement after we finish Nikkhai in the morning...

Sleekyshuga:
I dey wait for you to gimme ring .

haul:


Really? Nogo break your neck madam hot blood

Sleekyshuga:

Do I know you?

Hot blood? E never splash for your body?

haul:


Calm down mami. I only asked a harmless question whether you are married and you replied rudely.

What's wrong? Are you having menstrual cramps? Why you no wan make me drink water drop cup?

Take ya time.

haul:

Hope say you don wed?

Sleekyshuga:

Yes, I am having menstrual cramps, Sir.. What can you suggest I drink? My time was on its own when you interfered ..


Sir, how is this a harmless question? Do you go about asking ladies on Nairaland if they are married? Are you a marriage census officer?

Sleekyshuga:

Yes, I am having menstrual cramps, Sir.. What can you suggest I drink? My time was on its own when you interfered ..


Sir, how is this a harmless question? Do you go about asking ladies on Nairaland if they are married? Are you a marriage census officer?

kaboninc:


Either you say YES or NO!