hi, romancelanders,I want to share my experience with a big girl today in Benin city,I know many of you in Benin city are familiar with mat ice in ekenwan road.today I met a so called big girl near the ekenwan campus who was scared to cross the road ,I be wan mind my own business name NY Church mind take over,so as I go help an cross road ,I asked her where she is heading to,she said she wanna buy something from mat ice .I noticed two things about her ,first of all she was gorgeously dressed and second she was an illiterate ( dundi).
so I told her if I can tag along and she said it was OK ,during our time in the eatery I asked her what level she was in she said 300,I asked her what course she said, Doctor. I said wow dats nice anf the lying mumu smiled ;all the while she spoke 90% pidgin English ,after she left I just laughed it off but some gals can lie sha.
nb:I don't want to publish her name

Another Lie Liar Mohammed, Op you are still awake

yes o,my story is true

op no dey lie for fuel scarcity na

Op no dey lie... him no just sabi write am make e sweet...
those funny stories, nicely written stories wey dey nairaland so na him be 50% Lie!
Esp... Naija single girl abi wetin she callz her name own!

Dry like Sahara.

What an experience

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The same way I meet 1 in Benin that said she was a 300L law student at Auchi Polytechnic.

You started your fable in British/Zimbabwe English, five seconds later you branched into Pidgin English plus your entire write up is filled with so much grammatical potholes that it will take a combined effort of JULIUS BERGER and SETRACO to fill and you still had the guts to come here to critize a girl that was foolishly trying to impress you?

Nna you need to be flogged with koboko soaked in fuel

Martins301:
You started your fable in British/Zimbabwe English, five seconds later you branched into Pidgin English plus your entire write up is filled with so much grammatical potholes that it will take a combined effort of JULIUS BERGER and SETRACO to fill and you still had the guts to come here to critize a girl that was foolishly trying to impress you?

Nna you need to be flogged with koboko soaked in fuel

Abeg who has fuel 2 soak koboko when it's 145 a litre please soak it inside pepper

I have had similar experience. Back then when I dey 500L for FUTO, I just jam one pretty girl for 2go, the babe fine sha and her grammar dey sharp. Trouble started when I asked her if she was a student and she said yes. I come ask her which school she dey, she say na FUTO. oh boy I just happy come ask her which dept she say na LAW. I no even argue I just delete the mumu after few days.

Lol.this made me laugh so hard..at least she was trying to impress u

Taking a Doctor course is very rare.. I bet u told her Ur taking up plumbering....haahhahahaha!

Lol what a wonderful dream

I had a similar experience, but with a guy. yes a guy. He was employed as a laundry man in the hotel where i worked. During break one day, he came to me and was like you look like an hausa lady , i laughed because i understood why he said so. We started gisting, i asked the dude if he was a student, because majority of non management staffs there are students either waiting for NYSC, or doing their SIWES, he said he just finished his medical degree at NAU okofia campus, that he wants to go for his Msc in a tanzanian university, to say i was shocked was an understatement. i comported myself and probed further, have you done your internship, housemanship, he said no, they don't do such. How many years did you study the medical degree, he said he did 2 years at Uniport then did the remaining 3 years at NAU okofia campus.i just shut my mouth. i didn't ask further. This is s dundi that can't speak English, just pidgin and some yeye fratenity slang.Fine boy , empty brain.

Adaobi12:
I had a similar experience, but with a guy. yes a guy. He was employed as a laundry man in the hotel where i worked. During break one day, he came to me and was like you look like an hausa lady , i laughed because i understood why he said so. We started gisting, i asked the dude if he was a student, because majority of non management staffs there are students either waiting for NYSC, or doing their SIWES, he said he just finished his medical degree at NAU okofia campus, that he wants to go for his Msc in a tanzanian university, to say i was shocked was an understatement. i comported myself and probed further, have you done your internship, housemanship, he said no, they don't do such. How many years did you study the medical degree, he said he did 2 years at Uniport then did the remaining 3 years at NAU okofia campus.i just shut my mouth. i didn't ask further. This is s dundi that can't speak English, just pidgin and some yeye fratenity slang.Fine boy , empty brain.

Really funny but pathetic.

@Topic..: You know, sometimes I just cannot wrap my head around why people hv to tell lies in such situations, to impress i guess

dis early morning ehn!

op,hope say you fvck am.she is a prostitute!benin girls and prostitution are like pen and note book.

Greenbullet:
yes o,my story is true

You say it's true. No na lie.

I had similar experience before.
I was chatting with this beautiful girl on whatsapp.

So I asked

Me : what's the name of your institution?

Her : I was admitted to OAU but they did not not give me my course

Me: You mean you can't find your COURSE even though you were ADMITTED?

Her: yeah

Me: Hmmm...... .I see. ..

Adaobi12:
I had a similar experience, but with a guy. yes a guy. He was employed as a laundry man in the hotel where i worked. During break one day, he came to me and was like you look like an hausa lady , i laughed because i understood why he said so. We started gisting, i asked the dude if he was a student, because majority of non management staffs there are students either waiting for NYSC, or doing their SIWES, he said he just finished his medical degree at NAU okofia campus, that he wants to go for his Msc in a tanzanian university, to say i was shocked was an understatement. i comported myself and probed further, have you done your internship, housemanship, he said no, they don't do such. How many years did you study the medical degree, he said he did 2 years at Uniport then did the remaining 3 years at NAU okofia campus.i just shut my mouth. i didn't ask further. This is s dundi that can't speak English, just pidgin and some yeye fratenity slang.Fine boy , empty brain.

lol buhari why!!

All dis benin mumu bois

Realhommie:
Really funny but pathetic.

@Topic..: You know, sometimes I just cannot wrap my head around why people hv to tell lies in such situations, to impress i guess

Obviously to impress. Which is stupidity.

so you brought my matter to NL abi, its nt ur fault, shebi its because i answered you,,, mtchww

legendte:
I have had similar experience. Back then when I dey 500L for FUTO, I just jam one pretty girl for 2go, the babe fine sha and her grammar dey sharp. Trouble started when I asked her if she was a student and she said yes. I come ask her which school she dey, she say na FUTO. oh boy I just happy come ask her which dept she say na LAW. I no even argue I just delete the mumu after few days.

** In Ycee's voice**
Omoh guy,this girls too dey lie

Adaobi12:
Obviously to impress. Which is stupidity.

Na wa..

Make dem continue ooooo, i wish dem good luck.