darkenedrebel:
The revenant Metaphor King returns!!!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .





•My rhymes will make this sleaze ninny shiver/I'm type to biff through this nigga/and my Culinary skills are pristine, mean and stingers/so when my Edible Catering breaks Jig. . . . . . . . . .It's not TeeBillz and Tiwa!/

•Jig is gonna conk out right here/I'll trounce the skunk without care/and if he takes succor in his home just to duck from my smears/then he would die of Domestic violence. . . . . . .he's Ronda Shonke!/

•Nigeria's mired in recession - we ought to rally/No fuel, no power - fück Buhari/The price of palm oil is steep - including Salt and Maggi/To be honest, I don't even know which is higher - Jig's stüpidity or the cost of Garri!/

•Jig always rap about blazers/but he's a dastardly faker/In reality he's a Deacon. . . .ask Archie or Baker/Don't take it personal. . . .but with the way I'm exposing this Fraud. . . . . . . .I'm like the Panama Papers!/

•I'm a metaphysical poet - You're an inglorious wreck/and a phony-āss pest/that belch baloney at best/. . .The day you beat the DarkRebel. . . .LAI MOHAMMED would beat a Polygraph test!

•Jig is a cüm-loving git/he wants raw bubbling jïzz/he's the Jamal of this Empire and a sucker of dicks/Don't be fazed. . .only reason he loves CÔCK-and-BULL stories. . . .is because the word 'CÔCK' is in it!/

•It's like playing Arkham Asylum when I flay this zany with stealth/Jig's bars are ailing in health/Watch me inflaming this elf/and pressing Control S on his keyboard. . . .is the only way he's saving himself!/

•Ladies reckon I'm Adonis and never give me down the banks/They fëllate me and they fück me cos I'm incredible and smart/but Jig's a forlorn VIRGIN that inveterately wānks/the last time he got brains. . . . .it was a cerebral transplant!!/

•Jig's father drinks rum from morning till dawn/Jig's sister is a BOBFOC - bawdy, well-worn/Jig's mother is a ning-pong that's always hümping for fun/Last summer. . .Scientists sampled DNA from each of them. . . .to build a Super Bionic Morön!/

•I'm famed for breaking fallow grounds/I'm like David Berkowitz but I don't frolic with the hound/In fact I'm Davido - the opulent O.B.O in town/Jig is more like Special Spesh. . .. he has no mind of his own. . . . . . . .he just follows me around!/

•Jig is a halfway crook that's tensed up and shook/He's a comprehensive lunātic; retrogressive and fluke/If not, then why would he take a 40 leaves to the gym. . . .then claim it's an EXERCISE book!/

•This battle is done. . . .you just got singed with these cinders/Give up rapping, buddy. . .Wimps like you should be singers/After this brawl, I'll bang your momma. . . .stick my prick in her sphincter/I change my mind. . . .cos her pussy thoroughly stinks. . . .No WizKid, No Linda!/

JigsawKillah:
You def coming to speak grammars... I'm coming with big llamas... how you wanna play, soldier?
Wanna be amusin' with words?
The shots I'm Dischargin' Hack witted like it's Case Over
(Discharge and Acquitted)

Play your part, cause as soon as we blew the whistle
The blast come... You defy the last Don, I'll be Crucifisso
Nigga you be Dante, I'm the prof, you; estudiante
Nigga scrambling for words like you need dico

nigga be running his fingers till my mofo spot him
he tries running, like he got coke on him, and the popo stopped him
gats drawn... it's either the 2-2 or the 4-4 got him
body gets carved and placed in a box; photoshopping

Gun Bar King...bow down to this Fifth Holder
Dark gettin' popped with Transparent Cans like Teem Soda
You're sick? Hope In Vain, I'm worst than Ebola
Blow off your knees, drop it on your head, that is Yoga!

you gon' get baptized when gunmen spray
shots lifts this nigga's soul to heaven like it's judgment day

you think yourself as a freedom fighter who deserved a self accclaimed medallion
nigga feeling like Gattuso, leading a failed(field) rebellion

you come with your squad, it's gon be a large genocide, like I'm in Rwanda
see what I got D: AR, K, Rebel again, you getting stretched on the field; Patrick Muamba

See I got your name spelt out? take flight pûnk, or get your brains shelled out
This bîtch tight? He getting sodomised with big guns, it's only right the dame yell out

tell this nigga worship me, 'cause he ain't getting saved from these clips
if Dark Objects, he getting burnt, like I'm tryna change religion

you wanna be salty, you gon' get the heat, that's desalination
the gat will get your caps spilled, that's DeCAPitation

if I catch your chick, you gon' meet her pûssy wrapped in different segments
'cause she gon' get a big Tommy... and she ain't even pregnant

this ebony guy is getting Dark skinned, every bar's mean
your auntie cheap, the Coco bought her, she gave heads for small cream
twin berettas for your uncle, I'm letting all ring
check my bio, clear...I'm blacking out every Dark's kin
(bioclear, dark skin, cocoa butter)

if these people don't feel your verse, it's cause they not feeling the criminals
sauron bit only end lines, had them rebuilt, and they still feeling lyrical
you took a trend that looked to end and you bit 2 whole verses!
picture Lucien after the serum... your bite practically kills The Originals

for claiming to be what you not, in my hood, niggas lose they head for that shît
you will get your tongue blew(blue)... like a refnol addict

someone asked me, what is Darkrebel like? i replied "that guy is straight garbage
he lied about tàshamania being his GF, just to claim mannish
could've been the most respected Nairalander but stealing got his image tarnished
and worst off, the dingbàt indulges in gay marriage"

don't tell me you didn't know Nneka123 was a guy? who else would wanna date you?
you skinny cóck sûcking côck hûmping dog fûcking underaged fóol



https://www.nairaland.com/2410370/nneka123-weds-darkrebel
https://www.nairaland.com/3070069/meet-2017-miss-nairaland/4#45103846

JigsawKillah:
You def coming to speak grammars... I'm coming with big llamas... how you wanna play, soldier?
Wanna be amusin' with words?
The shots I'm Dischargin' Hack witted like it's Case Over
(Discharge and Acquitted)

Play your part, cause as soon as we blew the whistle
The blast come... You defy the last Don, I'll be Crucifisso
Nigga you be Dante, I'm the prof, you; estudiante
Nigga scrambling for words like you need dico

nigga be running his fingers till my mofo spot him
he tries running, like he got coke on him, and the popo stopped him
gats drawn... it's either the 2-2 or the 4-4 got him
body gets carved and placed in a box; photoshopping

Gun Bar King...bow down to this Fifth Holder
Dark gettin' popped with Transparent Cans like Teem Soda
You're sick? Hope In Vain, I'm worst than Ebola
Blow off your knees, drop it on your head, that is Yoga!

you gon' get baptized when gunmen spray
shots lifts this nigga's soul to heaven like it's judgment day

you think yourself as a freedom fighter who deserved a self accclaimed medallion
nigga feeling like Gattuso, leading a failed(field) rebellion

you come with your squad, it's gon be a large genocide, like I'm in Rwanda
see what I got D: AR, K, Rebel again, you getting stretched on the field; Patrick Muamba

See I got your name spelt out? take flight pûnk, or get your brains shelled out
This bîtch tight? He getting sodomised with big guns, it's only right the dame yell out

tell this nigga worship me, 'cause he ain't getting saved from these clips
if Dark Objects, he getting burnt, like I'm tryna change religion

you wanna be salty, you gon' get the heat, that's desalination
the gat will get your caps spilled, that's DeCAPitation

if I catch your chick, you gon' meet her pûssy wrapped in different segments
'cause she gon' get a big Tommy... and she ain't even pregnant

this ebony guy is getting Dark skinned, every bar's mean
your auntie cheap, the Coco bought her, she gave heads for small cream
twin berettas for your uncle, I'm letting all ring
check my bio, clear...I'm blacking out every Dark's kin
(bioclear, dark skin, cocoa butter)

if these people don't feel your verse, it's cause they not feeling the criminals
sauron bit only end lines, had them rebuilt, and they still feeling lyrical
you took a trend that looked to end and you bit 2 whole verses!
picture Lucien after the serum... your bite practically kills The Originals

for claiming to be what you not, in my hood, niggas lose they head for that shît
you will get your tongue blew(blue)... like a refnol addict

someone asked me, what is Darkrebel like? i replied "that guy is straight garbage
he lied about tàshamania being his GF, just to claim mannish
could've been the most respected Nairalander but stealing got his image tarnished
and worst off, the dingbàt indulges in gay marriage"

don't tell me you didn't know Nneka123 was a guy? who else would wanna date you?
you skinny cóck sûcking côck hûmping dog fûcking underaged fóol



https://www.nairaland.com/2410370/nneka123-weds-darkrebel
https://www.nairaland.com/3070069/meet-2017-miss-nairaland/4#45103846

danbrowndmf:
i really enjoyed dark verse.using recent happenings,that ronke plus i swear i got that control bar on my head this evening....funny enough u did same.
Jig also came hot.


MVGT= TIE

Ibime:
One gulder for anyone who can spot the Count of Monte Cristo bar.