amicable09:
Just came to get a template. ..

Cool!

Braggante:
Dear Madam Regional Manager,

I saw your initial mail. The reminder was of no effect, and thus like you, completely useless. Obviously and quite understandably you are needy of attention, and I will oblige you for this one last time.
Expectedly after this mail, you will see no more of me in this company, and as you have silently orchestrated the exit of countless competent employees who left with animosity, I too have had just enough of you and you are the first to read of my resignation. Congratulations.

Perhaps you have not realized that you are a cancer in this organization, and I wonder why your fat self is still being kept to fester. You are the obvious plague keeping this company from achieving its greatness which it is capable of. Take a poll. I’m copying ‘Staff’ to this mail for you to confirm my assertions- Nobody likes you. You have fought everyone, from the security guards to the visiting auditors. Due to your filth, brilliant ideas are stifled, merit is downplayed, and diligence to the company is sacrificed on the stool of worshipping you.

But your problem with me is why I will not descend into your filthy butt-kissing office theatrics, rather I will diligently do my work for the betterment of the company and its shareholders. And you wouldn’t have that, would you? You have transferred me four times to different branches within this year, and sadly back here to be turtured daily by the sight of your over-pancaked butt-looking face.
(I say “you” because it is obvious your word is supreme in this company, and when you whimsically say “Management has decided”, you mean, “I have decided”. Why that is so, only you and the chairman can explain.)
You would rather have an incompetent stooge, than a hardworking and diligent employee. Well, good luck to you in finding that, finding a life, a husband, and many others things you are obviously in dire need of.
In case your frustrated self haven’t noticed, there is life beyond this company. I hope you don’t find that life, and that you end up sad, sick, miserable and lonely.

Anyways, I’m clearing my desk now, waiting to hear you scream in horror when you receive this email. By then I’d be at the car park smoking a cigarette.

Warm regards sucker!
Yours,
******

BoboYekini:
Wouldn't everyone love to write this. But why give them the satisfaction. A single line 'I resign' would convey so much more.

LastMumu:
I know say na bad things like this you dey always like.

Ferdyboss:


I pray you wouldn't need to use this template in all your experiences as an employee.

adeaks:
This sounds like a great idea until you think about the fact that many prospective employers now ask for recommendation from the last or previous employer.
If the writer of this resignation letter is to get a new firm and the firm asks him for a recommendation letter from his last employer.........(fill in the rest by yourself)

MaziOmenuko:
Looks so therapeutic until your next job happens to be in a firm that requests a referral from your previous work place. Na dia u go know difference between 6 and half a dozen.

amicable09:

Lol
What's the difference please, Mazi? Cos I no sabi am

Always thought it was 6 but looks like calculation has changed

MaziOmenuko:


Lol...calculation didn't change, the difference is in the context actually.

on a private note, I'm a fan of your diary, your pre-val update made me broke my ribs in laughter, and then April 30th, I was just so happy for you.

oluwanoni:
Warm Regards sucker,

now that part got me

why waste my energy on a boss who I feel unpleasant about, if and when I resign it would be because of my own choice, not based on someone's perspective of my work or our the person treat others.

Mine is to deliver on work and be humble, wetin this woman do no hard, try my stepmother!

Ishilove:

Hmmm...You're right sha...

Fried plantain na you be this?

No, I'm egg roll.


By the way, where is Lalasticlala to move this thread to the permanent site?

LastMumu:



No, I'm egg roll.


By the way, where is Lalasticlala to move this thread to the permanent site?