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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Nov 24, 2016
ladyachims:
I thought after church service, offering will be kept at the altar and angels will come down from Heaven to pick it.

Sadly, the earthly humangels do take the money and start buying jets and building mansions upandan before the angels from heaven arrives only to go back empty handed and broke cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by EmmGee: 9:52pm On Nov 24, 2016
I thought eating a lot of food is what would make a woman pregnant. I thought it was soo for all female species. I once had a pet female pigeon and i fed the crap out of it just so it could get pregnant. It didn't.

It later escaped and the comes around everyday and i will feed it.

Until we travelled...... and i never saw her again cry

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 9:54pm On Nov 24, 2016
I remember, I once told my mom that I loved being sick, when she asked me why, I told her that, people that are sick usually stays at home and drink tea... Lol

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by buffalowings: 9:55pm On Nov 24, 2016
That Virgin Mary and Joseph had sex b4 Jesus was born.



I guess I was not one to be bamboozled from a young age.

I respect the religion though

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Kanyekels(m): 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2016
As a kid, I feared policemen so much and I used to think that their gun also serves as a lie dictator which made me hate them so much. There was even a day I had to admit that I stole just to avoid anything police because my mum wanted to go and call them(threatened). Funny enough, I still detest policemen till today.

Secondly, I was always conscious of actor and boss in foreign action movies and also believed that actor and boss is a function of who didn't die or who came out victorious.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by peacesamuel94(m): 9:57pm On Nov 24, 2016
There was actually a time My siblings and i used to think that pregnancy was a function of Age.


As children we thought that yellow ants had the ability to turn boys to girls when they bit them

we also believed that there were only two countries in the World, Nigeria and America, and also assumed that America was located in the Atmosphere.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Melvix007(m): 9:58pm On Nov 24, 2016
I believed the "Nigeria-India" match till I was done with primary school. I was even told that's the reason they don't feature in any international match!

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by MrRichy(m): 9:58pm On Nov 24, 2016
when i was a kid, i thought those who die in war movies were actually people who wanted to die in real life...

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by RoadsAndGreen(m): 9:59pm On Nov 24, 2016
when I was a kid i though it was "god" that gave our parents children. I though sex was an abomination for everyone. I even argued it.

Lolz.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Chukzyfcb(m): 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
when I was in senior class in secondary school, I thought mothers gave birth to children if they just prayed. I never thought that parents actually had sex to give birth. guess what I was in sss class with this kinda thinking lol

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by itzsniper(m): 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
zingzang:
when i was a kid i thought that women gave birth through their mouth....


And if you kiss a guy u will get preggie
well m I tink say na wen den born pikin he go begin dey grow hand, leg and d remaining part of d body, until d day wey my mama gave birth to my immediate sista. lol!
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by buffalowings: 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
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You remember those white spots on your fingernails?



Lekeleke bamileke eye adaba ......

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Ododoeye0020(m): 10:01pm On Nov 24, 2016
maputohq:
As kids, lot of thoughts runs through our head which we find out to be absurd while we are grown. These thoughts are influenced on how we view things as kids and we end up creating funny theories based on our perception.
While I was younger (3-6 years), I was always coming up with theories and updating them when necessary. They were known to me alone some of which are:
1. i had thought macaroni causes the production of phlegm and so, causes the mouth to stink;
2. i had the view that children below 5 would return to become babies if they are allowed into the hospital ward. this was as a result of me being disallowed to go past the reception because i was "small";
3. in relation to number 2, i thought babies were manufactured in the hospital and being in the hospital they can never grow. i later updated my theory that women gets pregnant only when married; others
4. i can fly at the sound of trumpet;
5. food eaten drops to toe till it gets to the head;
6. the top of a mobstick are dreadlocks.
let's know yours.
I THOIGHT MATHEMATICS ENDS IN ARITHMETIC

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Jadoskii(m): 10:01pm On Nov 24, 2016
bluskyee:
....i argued till I was 13yrs old that women gave birth via Anus.
until I was 17 yrs..

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Chukzyfcb(m): 10:02pm On Nov 24, 2016
RoadsAndGreen:
when I was a kid i though it was "god" that gave our parents children. I though sex was an abomination for everyone. I even argued it.

Lolz.
lol this is the same thing I wrote o. I had this belief until I got to ss2 and the whole block in school then+boarding) laughed at my foolishness
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by caniva(m): 10:02pm On Nov 24, 2016
As a kid, I thought women gives birth through their yansh.
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Blair18(f): 10:04pm On Nov 24, 2016
When I was a kid I told myself if i grew up am going to be wealthy and will buy myself lots of candies, i won't cry for candies anymore hmmm......children mentality :DWhen I was a kid I told myself if i grew up am going to be wealthy and will buy myself lots of candies, i won't cry for candies anymore hmmm......children mentality

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Nov 24, 2016
Thought grownup people were not born of a woman, rather fell down from up (heaven). Used to be afraid of them then. Always running away and hidding from them. Especially thé huge, tall and big-headed ones.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by YoungDaNaval(m): 10:06pm On Nov 24, 2016
Viking007:
1. Whenever nta is showing "Tele-match" I always had this idea/plan of breaking & entering the tv, so I can be part of the contestants.

Thankfully, it never happened.

2. As a kid I was so scared of wili-wili. cheesy Damn! that name was so popular in the barracks.
Lol what about the story of Miss koi koi? you hear that one too?

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by RoadsAndGreen(m): 10:07pm On Nov 24, 2016
Chukzyfcb:

lol this is the same thing I wrote o. I had this belief until I got to ss2 and the whole block in school then+boarding) laughed at my foolishness
haha. thing is my parents didn't allow us watch sexual scenes in TV shows so I though it was a "sin".lolz crazy days.
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by MICHEALADEX(m): 10:07pm On Nov 24, 2016
That the moon is following you at night or can run faster than the shadow

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2016
-I thought swallowing orange seeds would make orange trees grow in my stomach.

-I thought if I shouted loud enough, passengers in an aeroplane could see and hear me.

-I believed babies were pooped out. Latter on I believed people were born the same size I noticed them at my age then age-I often wondered how my big brother came out of my mum's tummy. I latter believed the woman's tummy was cut open to bring out babies.

-I believed that ''Gorilla War Fighters'' -actually ''Guerrilla''- were special type of soldiers who were the best fighters and that if shot, they would not die. The only way to kill them was to bomb them into smithereens.

-I believed every human grew up, married and died at old age. I did not believe children die.

- I believed America/London- to me no difference- has streets lined with Gold, Money and Food. And you could say eat part of the house, or eat part of a street sign as all things were edible.

- I believed that a special magnet existed as a weapon of war deployed on the ground, that could attract enemy planes that fly over it and drag them down.

- I believed then that Lawrence Aninih and Monday Osunbo knew a secret special button hidden in cars, that if pushed the cars will fly like planes and that was why they could escape the police.

- I believed if you killed a wall gecko you were going to wet the bed at night.

- I believed if you whistled at night, you were going to attract spirits and/or snakes. I loved whistling a lot and I guess I was told this to scare the crap out of me so I could give my family members some peace and quiet at night.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Viking007(m): 10:09pm On Nov 24, 2016
YoungDaNaval:
Lol what about the story of Miss koi koi? you hear that one too?
cheesy I hear am o, but e no really get me. Na wili-wili & ayamatanga fear me die. cheesy

Good old days. Nostalgic. smiley

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by thonyrule(m): 10:11pm On Nov 24, 2016
when your food drops on the floor, if u pick it up and eat you will die simply because satan has eaten from it .
when you kill a snake and cut it into seven pieces, it will come back to life and hunt the killer

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by BluePearls(m): 10:11pm On Nov 24, 2016
I used to think people will grow so tall with their heads touching the clouds.. Sacred the crap outta me.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Viking007(m): 10:13pm On Nov 24, 2016
ladyachims:
I thought after church service, offering will be kept at the altar and angels will come down from Heaven to pick it.
cheesy
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by MIMU(m): 10:16pm On Nov 24, 2016
When I was a kid I didn't believe there is a sex
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Melvix007(m): 10:17pm On Nov 24, 2016
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I guess you texted this while in the "free ride". Oh poor thing, it didn't work for you? You should give it one more shot, there probably was a network problem or something.

Guess the brain is undergoing recession, maybe GPS could help you with your location. Uber in ........?

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Cannonleo(m): 10:18pm On Nov 24, 2016
as a kid I thought all turkeys came from Turkey and hungry was filled with hungry people

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by dingbang(m): 10:19pm On Nov 24, 2016
Joavid:
can't remember much. only that I was never allowed to the beach but now I love the beach, so join me and lots of fun people this Decembergrin grin
u dey find person wey go pay for u abi? grin



Kwantinue grin

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by adebriana(f): 10:20pm On Nov 24, 2016
I argued that God gives children when I was told that a man impregnates his wife. I said it's a lie that when u get married and pray, God will give you a child. When I was now asked why some married couples don't have kids, I thought that God just didn't answer their prayer

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Nov 24, 2016
Those thoughts were many, among is that,

I thought, abroad is only London.... angry
I thought, the sun followed, wherever, I went .. cry cry sad

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