Melvix007:
I believed the "Nigeria-India" match till I was done with primary school. I was even told that's the reason they don't feature in any international match!

WesBreezy:
you see am too?..
*sips coke*

happney65:
I had the view which i still hold today that Religion is a scam..How would i believe one Jewish guy would come in the sky and send me to hell because i dont believe in him?Naaaaa,that is arrant nonesense..

Mimzyy:
As a child, I thought the moon followed me everywhere I went to...

lewismeek:
as a kid I thought I would never grow to have my own family, I never know I would stop being cared for Rather I will start caring for those that once cared for me(parents).

zingzang:
when i was a kid i thought that women gave birth through their mouth....


And if you kiss a guy u will get preggie

KissChrix:
As a child, I thought flogging a boy with a broom stick would make Him impotent

No wonder my mum nearly flogged our maid to death after she beat my brother with a broomstick.

MsDelilah:


No wonder my mum nearly flogged our maid to death after she beat my brother with a broomstick.

Mimzyy:
As a child, I thought the moon followed me everywhere I went to...

Mimzyy:


Lol, I practically 'watched the moon' follow me to school every week day. At a point, I made it a point of duty to say goodbye, see you in the afternoon 'moon'.

LaPresidente:
How did "the moon" manage that, did you go to school in the night? its practically impossible, to see the moon in the morning every day.

maputohq:
As kids, lot of thoughts runs through our head which we find out to be absurd while we are grown. These thoughts are influenced on how we view things as kids and we end up creating funny theories based on our perception.
While I was younger (3-6 years), I was always coming up with theories and updating them when necessary. They were known to me alone some of which are:
1. i had thought macaroni causes the production of phlegm and so, causes the mouth to stink;
2. i had the view that children below 5 would return to become babies if they are allowed into the hospital ward. this was as a result of me being disallowed to go past the reception because i was "small";
3. in relation to number 2, i thought babies were manufactured in the hospital and being in the hospital they can never grow. i later updated my theory that women gets pregnant only when married; others
4. i can fly at the sound of trumpet;
5. food eaten drops to toe till it gets to the head;
6. the top of a mobstick are dreadlocks.
let's know yours.

RaeMystix:
Eating too much food meant the individual was going to have a baby.

Food grew in one's tummy.

Witches only came out in the dark

KissChrix:
As a child, I thought flogging a boy with a broom stick would make Him impotent

holyfather:

I too. In fact till I was all grown. It was actually on nairaland I got the facts straightened.

holyfather:


I too.
In fact till I was all grown.
It was actually on nairaland I got the facts straightened.

ChopBellefull:

LOL.. I actually tought we had a grinder in our tommy dat grinds anyfood we eat..

holysainbj:


so its not?!!!!!

winkmart:


Your childhood is somehow, you reasoned as someone that grew up in a sophisticated environment.